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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #600 on: June 11, 2019, 06:44:01 PM »

 A chainsaw that won't start will sure piss you off too.  :argh:

Them I can do something about. 
Losing a day of work cause of someone else's ineptness makes you so happy you might just cry. :pout:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #601 on: June 12, 2019, 03:07:47 PM »

 The same media who said Hillary had a 95% chance of winning now says Pres. Trump's ratings are low.

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« Reply #602 on: June 13, 2019, 05:15:27 PM »

 No border walls and no voter ID laws. Have you figured it out yet ?

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« Reply #603 on: June 14, 2019, 04:34:57 PM »

 Democrats don't want unvaccinated kids in our schools but want millions of unvaccinated illegals in our country.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #604 on: June 16, 2019, 09:50:23 AM »

 He that walketh with wise men shall be wise , but a companion of fools shall be destroyed. Proverbs 13:20

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #605 on: June 16, 2019, 04:10:57 PM »
Maybe a guy shouldn't try and earn a living on fathers day. :iroll:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #606 on: June 17, 2019, 04:59:21 PM »

 A stuck PTO shaft can sure screw up your plans for the day.  :argh:

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #607 on: June 18, 2019, 01:17:56 PM »

 A group of baboons is called a congress.  :innocentwhistle:

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #608 on: June 19, 2019, 08:23:56 PM »
Telling an annoying customer to enjoy sex and travel is soooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo much fun. :innocentwhistle:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #609 on: June 20, 2019, 09:32:30 AM »
Young men and their friends can do stuff an old fart would take two days to do in a couple hours. :yoyo:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #610 on: June 20, 2019, 12:59:01 PM »

 Every woman has a right to be believed, unless you are raped by a democrat. 

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #611 on: June 21, 2019, 12:35:16 PM »

 Digging cattails out of a drainage ditch by hand is an exercise in futility.  :madd:

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #612 on: Today at 08:24:02 AM »

 Vacation days go by waaaaaaaaaay faster than work days .

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #613 on: Today at 10:34:02 AM »
The worst day fishing is better then the best day at work.