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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #720 on: September 10, 2019, 05:37:51 PM »

 JFK put men on the moon. Obama put men in women's bathrooms.

Well I kow where I'd sooner go.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #721 on: September 11, 2019, 04:38:15 PM »

 " In terms of advisors , I took my own advice " . Pres. Trump

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #722 on: September 12, 2019, 03:48:41 PM »

Geese are unpredictable.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #723 on: September 15, 2019, 12:14:40 PM »

 The voice of the Lord divideth the flames of fire. Psalm 29:7

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #724 on: September 16, 2019, 04:04:03 PM »

 Find the acorns and you will find the deer.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #725 on: September 16, 2019, 04:48:22 PM »

 Find the acorns and you will find the deer.

I'm screwed, we don't got no acorns. :sad:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #726 on: September 17, 2019, 04:06:00 PM »

 Find the acorns and you will find the deer.

I'm screwed, we don't got no acorns. :sad:

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #727 on: September 17, 2019, 04:06:47 PM »

 Watching a congressional hearing is like watching a drunk monkey trying to screw a football.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #728 on: September 18, 2019, 03:24:06 PM »

 Homemade applesauce is waaaaaaaaay better than store-bought.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #729 on: September 18, 2019, 05:27:17 PM »

 Homemade applesauce is waaaaaaaaay better than store-bought.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #730 on: September 19, 2019, 07:15:26 PM »
 cheap Russian ammo is only good for target practice.
 

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #731 on: September 19, 2019, 08:33:29 PM »
cheap Russian ammo is only good for target practice.

I was gonna attack this one and then I thought,  what the {L} did he screw up this time? 

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #732 on: September 21, 2019, 10:15:42 AM »

 Sometimes " the grass is greener " is due to a septic problem.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #733 on: September 22, 2019, 10:52:48 AM »

  The Lord will give strength to his people , the Lord will bless his people with peace. Psalm 29 : 11

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #734 on: September 23, 2019, 05:12:05 PM »

 kids can wreck a house in minutes.

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« Reply #735 on: September 24, 2019, 03:39:56 PM »

 A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. Mark Twain

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #736 on: September 25, 2019, 04:39:49 PM »

 The future does not belong to globalists, the future belongs to patriots. Donald J. Trump

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #737 on: September 25, 2019, 07:22:40 PM »
Just cause you went fishing does't mean you get to eat fish. :sad:
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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #738 on: September 26, 2019, 04:14:50 PM »

 The truth is like a lion. You don't have to defend it. Turn it loose. It will defend itself. St. Augustine.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #739 on: September 27, 2019, 06:03:04 PM »

 Some people just don't know when to shut up.