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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #960 on: March 13, 2020, 03:45:42 PM »

 Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #961 on: March 14, 2020, 04:25:31 PM »

 If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #962 on: March 15, 2020, 03:31:22 PM »

 Trust in him at all times , ye people , pour out your heart before him; God is a refuge for us. Psalm 62:8

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #963 on: March 16, 2020, 07:25:30 PM »

 Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #964 on: March 17, 2020, 07:16:17 PM »

 The IRS should be listed as a terrorist organization.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #965 on: March 18, 2020, 07:13:59 PM »


 Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #966 on: March 19, 2020, 03:04:40 PM »

 Therapy is to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #967 on: March 20, 2020, 07:30:12 PM »

 The sheep are confused. Toilet paper for survival …...…? How stupid.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #968 on: March 20, 2020, 09:23:10 PM »
Finger works. :wink:
I say what I think not think what I say.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #969 on: March 21, 2020, 09:55:06 AM »
went to a couple stores that sells ammo yesterday,,not a bullet left ..from 22's to 308...all sold out...my buddy owns a gun shop ,he has had record sales of guns and ammo in the last 3 weeks,,,,guess everybody is geared up to defend their toilet paper.....

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #970 on: March 21, 2020, 11:13:06 AM »
People , a short time ago, were saying "You don't need that much ammo." are the same people buying 500 rolls of TP.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #971 on: March 21, 2020, 01:52:39 PM »

 Fear not sayeth the Lord.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #972 on: March 22, 2020, 10:46:36 AM »

 Ye are blessed of the Lord which made heaven and earth. Psalm 115:15

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #973 on: March 23, 2020, 03:02:05 PM »

 Pray for peace but prepare for war.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #974 on: March 24, 2020, 06:46:43 PM »

 Don't get into a pi$$ing contest with a skunk.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #975 on: March 25, 2020, 07:45:07 PM »

 Some days you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #976 on: March 25, 2020, 08:57:12 PM »
Not buying gas at the first price drop feels good when it goes way down.
I say what I think not think what I say.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #977 on: March 26, 2020, 05:25:11 PM »

 The world only beats a path to your door when you are in the bathroom.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #978 on: March 27, 2020, 06:17:20 PM »

 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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Re: Tip of the day
« Reply #979 on: March 28, 2020, 02:36:27 PM »

 This is NOT another 4 year election .