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Offline Hawks Feather

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Just a little math facts
« on: March 15, 2020, 07:04:08 PM »
I was amazed about the Toilet Paper shortage, so I had to do some math.

Costco Toilet Paper
30 rolls per bulk pack
425 sheets per roll
12,750 sheets per bulk package
20 sheets per shit =
637.5 shits per case =
45.5 shits per day

So a person that grabs 4 bulk packages of TP from Costco and has a family of 4 quarantined for the required 14 day period would need to shit 182 times per day to use the purchased amount of TP at 20 sheets per shit.

Maybe some people need to rethink their purchases.


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Re: Just a little math facts
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2020, 07:15:25 PM »
"Maybe some people need to rethink their purchases."

What a shitty thought.

Jerry - This is great and I'm going to put it in an email and send it out to some folks. Got a chuckle out of it, thanks for doing the math.
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Re: Just a little math facts
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2020, 10:26:34 PM »
Who the [L] uses 20 per pooh?  Wasteful buggers I say.

On a side note the dropper thinks I can see the future.  I gave him a 36 roll bag for Christmas as I like giving folk something they'll use, and of course I was chided for the gift until Thursday when he came out and asked how the frick did ya know.
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Re: Just a little math facts
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2020, 03:30:44 AM »
 You can stretch a roll out a lot longer if you use both sides of the paper  :innocentwhistle:

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Re: Just a little math facts
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2020, 08:03:02 AM »
 :laugh2: :laugh2:  Good one Jerry!   I'm going to post that elsewhere too!  People just need to chill out!

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Re: Just a little math facts
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2020, 08:44:35 PM »
Thats a lotta shittin :eyebrownod:   :alscalls:
Can you imagine the yardage your gonna get on the MEGA rolls?
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Re: Just a little math facts
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2020, 05:12:23 AM »
Triple ply mega roll= sign me up! :yoyo:

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Re: Just a little math facts
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2020, 07:34:47 PM »

 It's no wonder people are stocking toilet paper;

  One person sneezes and 100 people shit themselves.  :biggrin: