Ted Nugent on the Cognitive Abilities of Whitetail Deer

[THO Game Calls]

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being
interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The
discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What
do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you
shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one that
killed my brother?' "


Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they
care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw
next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much
like the French.' "

[FinsnFur]

 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Tha's good!

[wv_yoter]

 That's hilarious. :roflmao:

[iahntr]

           
Leave it up to Ted.   
Ya gotta admit he's never at a loss for words, and he's perty quick with em too.

[Hawks Feather]

Now if I could only remember that reply.   

Jerry

[possumal]

Damn, I'm jealous of Ted Nugent for thinking of that to say before I had a chance!  That is too funny. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[HaMeR]

   to Ted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roflmao: :roflmao:

[securpro]

 The perfect plethera of words always seem to roll off his tounge at the perfect time, just like the mystical flight of the arrow off its shelf !!!!

               TED for President ?????   

securpro