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Started by Arkyyoter, January 17, 2008, 09:33:51 PM

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Arkyyoter





These are some very good suggestions that we can all put to good use from time to time.





AMAZINGLY  SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you're  choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.  Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting  yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you  chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat  by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut  yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your  veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of  your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep  after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a  large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

7. You only  need two tools in life - WD- 40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and  should, use the WD-40. If i t shouldn't move and does, use the duct  tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 

Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR  ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE  STAIRS

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical  problem.


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True words of wisdom to live by.   :bowingsmilie:



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That's deep. Really  r e a l l y     d   e   e   p!!  :wo:


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If caught, something like  "Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink." might just give you a new place to live.   :holdon:

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