So I Got Invited To A Party

DirtyDog · July 18, 2008, 09:42:54 PM

My boss called me tonight, and invited me to a "redneck" party tomorrow night. This includes dressing/ acting like a redneck. Wow.......so what would a redneck wear.

So far, this is what I have come up with. Let me know if ya'll have any suggestions.

LORDDAL · July 18, 2008, 09:51:25 PM

got your can of Copenhagen in yer back pocket I hope cant forget that it is a prerequisite on the redneck application LOL anyway lookin fairly redneck to me have fun

DirtyDog · July 18, 2008, 09:53:02 PM

Not yet, I gotta run and get it and some big league chew (I dont chew). I am also gonna put a pack of smokes rolled up on my sleeve and a rope belt.

Bills Custom Calls · July 18, 2008, 09:58:17 PM

Don't forget one of those lock blade knives that hook on the the belt

DirtyDog · July 18, 2008, 10:00:04 PM

Quote from: bnccont on July 18, 2008, 09:58:17 PM
Don't forget one of those lock blade knives that hook on the the belt

Oh....good one!

Bopeye · July 18, 2008, 10:01:15 PM

Just what the heck is wrong with all that? I dress like that every day.

DirtyDog · July 18, 2008, 10:02:36 PM

I must be on the right track then. :roflmao:

securpro · July 18, 2008, 10:35:06 PM

DD, ya need one of them there GIT-R-DONE hats......

FinsnFur · July 18, 2008, 11:05:35 PM

Well, ya shouldna shaved your legs

But I think you need

a button front shirt with the sleeves ripped off, ripped, not cut so ya get the lil dangling threads.
a five a clock shadow, dont shave
and some duct tape over that hole in your pants

Jeb · July 18, 2008, 11:27:24 PM

Quote from: Bopeye on July 18, 2008, 10:01:15 PM
Just what the heck is wrong with all that? I dress like that every day.

lol

Todd Rahm · July 18, 2008, 11:30:09 PM

You need to be wearing one of those "Wife beater" tank top shirts, geta mullet wig and your in.

northern coyote · July 19, 2008, 05:43:20 PM

fake buck teeth like the kind you find at the all for a buck store

Yotehntr · July 19, 2008, 07:30:50 PM

Heck Joe, I ain't never seen ya tuck your shirt in before.... do ya have dress up for them party's?

alscalls · July 19, 2008, 07:52:05 PM

I do not see anything different....

coyotehunter_1 · July 19, 2008, 08:17:47 PM

Quote from: alscalls on July 19, 2008, 07:52:05 PM
I do not see anything different....

^^^ :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: ^^^

Beer gut... gots t'a have a Blue Ribbon storage area.

HaMeR · July 20, 2008, 07:50:56 AM

HaMeR · July 20, 2008, 07:52:38 AM

Where's the soap on a rope ,,,

thats a Deliverance party isn't it,,, wallet on a chain??

browning204 · July 20, 2008, 07:57:52 AM

you need a T-shirt that says something like,

Tell your Boobs to stop staring at me

Or

free mustache rides

or

Rubbin is racing