Giraffe IQ Test...no cheating!!

[Coulter]

 


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

























The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.








2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
















3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the Animals   Attend ... Except one.
Which animal does not attend?






















Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?






















Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to   Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the


Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.  Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four -year-old.


Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.

[Coulter]

Just for the record...I failed miserably. I guess I'm about as smart as a Wisconsin computer geek :roflmao: :roflmao:

Steve

[FinsnFur]

...and that was a test to see if I'd notice this....how'd I do?

[Coulter]

 

[5 SHOTS]

I feel pretty good for getting the last one right. 

[HaMeR]

I've seen it before.    Does that mean I cheated?? 

[Coulter]

No Glenn...I'm just proud that you were able to participate without using the picture version

Steve

[KySongDog]

If.....umm.....theoretically speaking of course,....umm....someone were to get ALL the answers wrong,  would that person be an idjit?  Like maybe an old Marine idjit?

Just wondering............ 

[HaMeR]

 :roflmao: :roflmao:  P   rick!! 


:roflmao: :roflmao:

[Coulter]

Semp...Not getting any answers right simply places you into an elite group of guys, not unlike myself, that believe giraffes and elephants don't belong in refrigerators. Nor do lions hold conferences, and surely there is a freakin' bridge on that river somewhere.

This little quiz was clearly designed by somebody that watched to many Disney movies, and the anthropomorphic values attributed by said movies have brainwashed the sorry little sap into believeing any of this is possible in the first place.

Henceforth, in my own professional opinion - those that failed to answer any questions right are the real geniuoses in this little test.

Glenn...did you just call me a tallywhacker?

[HaMeR]

 


YEP!! 

[KySongDog]

I LIKE the way you think, Steve!