i went fishing last night at my regular fishing hole under the jenson bridge and i caught a few snook, started talking to a feller and he was going to another bridge and he asked me if i wanted to go with him so we went down to the Stuart bridge. we never caught anything there but we seen one guy he had got a nice snook right up to the shore and it breaks his line and then he jumps in the water trying to catch it, funnier then L. he starts cussing and yelling and me and my new buddy start laughing and then the guy starts yelling and cussing again cause he stepped on his rod and broke it :alscalls: the guy said that was his first snook. then we go back to jenson bridge and fish some more and Frank has to leave. by then it was 3 in the morning and i walked to my car and there is a women walking towards me and i say hello and she starts talking to me and she says so whats up and i said i was fishing, then she asked if i had any money and i say not very much why are you gonna rob me? she says no but i will take you right there in the car and give you a BJ for a few bucks, i told her i better not cause im a married man :pout: she says o your wife will never no and its not like we are having sex its just a bj and i will clean it up and everthing. i told her no and she says well can you spare a few bucks and i give her 5 bucks and she left :shrug:
I'd say the conversation alone was worth 5 bucks. :alscalls:
lol yes it was Semp :biggrin:
You did a good deed by giving her $5 and since nothing else happened you might have kept yourself from getting a free trip to the police station.
Jerry
Quote from: golfertrout on November 30, 2010, 03:31:47 PM
and i will clean it up and everthing.
LMAO! :alscalls:
I was wondering why this was in the fishing forum.
So are you off on another trip Dave, or did this happen right at home? I'm thinking one of you was a little out of your element. Were you fishing off the Golden Gate, or was she wearing Camo? :laf:
lol. Jim i am still in florida and no she wasnt wearing camo. she said the money was not for drugs it was so she could buy her breakfast in the morning :shrug: going back tonight wonder if i will see her again? ate at cracker barrel today and may see if she wants my extra corn muffens :biggrin:
:hahaha: @ the corn muffins!! :laugh2: :laugh2:
Dang Dave that story sure would have been easier to understand with a few pics to help it along :readthis:.. Remind me not to step on my rod while you are around :argh:. Glad your enjoying :biggrin:.
LOL!
He's got a point Dave. Next time pics will be required or were all gonna holler BS
Besides, I wouldnt mind seeing her? :innocentwhistle:
Thinking, "bikini" again Jim? :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Hookers and fishing , HMMMMMMMMMMM Kind of go together in a strange kind of way
Quote from: slagmaker on December 01, 2010, 08:09:06 AM
Hookers and fishing , HMMMMMMMMMMM Kind of go together in a strange kind of way
Only if your married ! :biggrin:
LOL @ Dave. I think she seen you step on YOUR rod and that's why she propositioned you. :hahaha:
i wish i could step on it Mike, if i could i would not have gotten married :innocentwhistle: went back down last night but no chicks was around just a few fishermen :hahaha: i mentioned my ordeal to a feller at the bridge and he said he heard she would do the duty for 20 dollars. dont know if he knew from experience or just hear say :shrug: just wonder how many jobs she has done in her life :wo:
Quoteduty for 20 dollars
Dang it's went up alot since I left FL. :laf:
Well it could have been she knew you was from out of state, plus clean up charges.
Yeah, those clean up charges.. ROFLMAO! :alscalls:
Dave
If ya decide to get wet be sure to put a rain coat on that little feller. :alscalls:
lol :alscalls:
Quote from: Semp on December 01, 2010, 07:31:05 PM
Dave
If ya decide to get wet be sure to put a rain coat on that little feller. :alscalls:
not sure if im gonna take that job :pout: little feller semp did you see me peeing at the lbl last year :confused:
ehhh god this is gonna go south in a big hurry...... :fingerx:
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Quote from: FinsnFur on December 01, 2010, 10:08:02 PM
ehhh god this is gonna go south in a big hurry...... :fingerx:
GONNA go south? :huh: I thought it started there. :hahaha:
Quote from: msmith on December 02, 2010, 03:22:32 PM
Quote from: FinsnFur on December 01, 2010, 10:08:02 PM
ehhh god this is gonna go south in a big hurry...... :fingerx:
GONNA go south? :huh: I thought it started there. :hahaha:
Which brings up an interesting thought. If you are at the South pole and head straight at the North pole without wavering and pass the North pole you were actually going South all along, not :confused:.
Here's a yarn for you, golfertrout.
Three or four years ago I stopped at a gas station convenience store in Prince George not long after daylight, and a woman propositioned me as I went in. No thanks, I replied and she asked me for money. I looked down the street and saw a McDonald's a block away and told her I'd buy her breakfast if she'd meet me there. She insisted on getting in my rig, and I refused, told her to walk down there. She was really insistent but I wasn't going to let her in my vehicle.
I drove down to McDonald's a few minutes later and she was standing outside, a little surprised I think that I showed up. Over breakfast she told me her story. Kicked out by a boyfriend a week earlier, she was staying with a woman friend in town who was apparently a hooker. She was broke, had run out of what little she had a few days earlier and was desperate enough to try the street. I have heard a good many such stories and FWIW I believed her in the main. Her heart sure wasn't in it but she didn't know what to do.
I can't remember how we left but I think I gave her bus fare to family in a nearby town. I've bought bus fare etc. for a (very) few folks and just don't remember that one.
Another time at mid-morning in Vancouver a hooker was standing in an odd place in a light industrial section where I had business. I wanted to pull over, ask her how much, give her that much money and tell her to go home.
But I was wary of a police sting.
Stick to the fishing, Bro.
before i seen her i saw a cop car probable an hour before and i thought i might be getting set up. she asked me if i was a cop and i said no :laf:
Quoteand i thought i might be getting set up.
Now we know the real reason you got in the car alone. :innocentwhistle: :biggrin:
lol noooooo wondered if i was in on a sting :confused:
Interesting fishing trip to say the least! :laf:
interesting and good. i slayed the snook last night :eyebrow: got 3 that was 38 inches and had 2 break me off :madd:
Sounds like the fishing is finally picking up Eh Dave? :yoyo: :yoyo: :yoyo:
oooooooooo yea :yoyo: :yoyo:. got probable 15 last night. my wrist is sore today. might have to let it rest a day NOT :alscalls:
Every time you talk of schnook Dave I can't help but think of the Rooster on Bugs Bunny :laf: :laf:. Have a blast and just once cast out saying this ones for Barry :biggrin:.
you got it Barry :biggrin:
Dave if you would have taken her up on her offer your wrist just may not be sore today :laf:
Sounds like your having a blast :yoyo: :yoyo:
Quote from: golfertrout on December 03, 2010, 10:38:41 AM
my wrist is sore today. might have to let it rest a day
Maybe she could have........nevermind :laf:
Bill beat me to it. :doh2:
Quotei slayed the snook last night
Did anyone else find that humorous in conjunction with all the other replies? or was it just me?
lol :alscalls: .yea that dont sound right does it :doh2: