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« on: November 30, 2010, 03:31:47 PM »
i went fishing last night at my regular fishing hole under the jenson bridge and i caught a few snook, started talking to a feller and he was going to another bridge and he asked me if i wanted to go with him so we went down to the Stuart bridge. we never caught anything there but we seen one guy he had got a nice snook right up to the shore and it breaks his line and then he jumps in the water trying to catch it,  funnier then L. he starts cussing and yelling and me and my new buddy start laughing and then the guy starts yelling and cussing again cause he stepped on his rod and broke it :alscalls: the guy said that was his first snook. then we go back to jenson bridge and fish some more and Frank has to leave. by then it was 3 in the morning and i walked to my car and there is a women walking towards me and i say hello and she starts talking to me and she says so whats up and i said i was fishing, then she asked if i had any money and i say not very much why are you gonna rob me? she says no but i will take you right there in the car and give you a BJ for a few bucks, i told her i better not cause im a married man :pout: she says o your wife will never no and its not like we are having sex its just a bj and i will clean it up and everthing. i told her no and she says well can you spare a few bucks and i give her 5 bucks and she left :shrug:   

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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 03:37:37 PM »
I'd say the conversation alone was worth 5 bucks.    :alscalls:

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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 03:42:49 PM »
lol yes it was Semp :biggrin:

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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 03:48:34 PM »
You did a good deed by giving her $5 and since nothing else happened you might have kept yourself from getting a free trip to the police station.

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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 04:12:19 PM »
and i will clean it up and everthing.

LMAO! :alscalls:
I was wondering why this was in the fishing forum.

So are you off on another trip Dave, or did this happen right at home? I'm thinking one of you was a little out of your element. Were you fishing off the Golden Gate, or was she wearing Camo? :laf:
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 05:11:00 PM »
lol. Jim i am still in florida and no she wasnt wearing camo. she said the money was not for drugs it was so she could buy her breakfast in the morning :shrug: going back tonight wonder if i will see her again? ate at cracker barrel today and may see if she wants my extra corn muffens :biggrin:

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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 05:25:09 PM »
 :hahaha:  @ the corn muffins!!  :laugh2: :laugh2:
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 06:26:51 PM »
Dang Dave that story sure would have been easier to understand with a few pics to help it along :readthis:..  Remind me not to step on my rod while you are around :argh:.  Glad your enjoying :biggrin:.
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 11:16:04 PM »
LOL!

He's got a point Dave. Next time pics will be required or were all gonna holler BS
Besides, I wouldnt mind seeing her? :innocentwhistle:
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Re: prostitutes
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2010, 06:20:46 AM »
Thinking, "bikini" again Jim?  :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
sometimes I wonder....is that getting closer..... then it hits me

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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2010, 08:09:06 AM »
Hookers and fishing , HMMMMMMMMMMM Kind of go together in a strange kind of way
Don't bring shame to our sport.

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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2010, 09:14:10 AM »
Hookers and fishing , HMMMMMMMMMMM Kind of go together in a strange kind of way

Only if your married !  :biggrin:

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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2010, 02:59:11 PM »
LOL @ Dave. I think she seen you step on YOUR rod and that's why she propositioned you.  :hahaha:
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2010, 06:10:29 PM »
i wish i could step on it Mike, if i could i would not have gotten married :innocentwhistle:  went back down last night but no chicks was around just a few fishermen :hahaha:   i mentioned my ordeal to a feller at the bridge and he said he heard she would do the duty for 20 dollars. dont know if he knew from experience or just hear say :shrug:   just wonder how many jobs she has done in her life :wo:

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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2010, 06:18:42 PM »
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duty for 20 dollars

Dang it's went up alot since I left FL.  :laf:


Well it could have been she knew you was from out of state, plus clean up charges.
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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2010, 06:19:52 PM »
Yeah, those clean up charges.. ROFLMAO! :alscalls:
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2010, 07:31:05 PM »
Dave

If ya decide to get wet be sure to put a rain coat on that little feller.   :alscalls:

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« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2010, 08:00:26 PM »
lol :alscalls:  
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If ya decide to get wet be sure to put a rain coat on that little feller.   :alscalls:
                     not sure if im gonna take that job :pout:                        little feller            semp did you see me peeing at the lbl last year :confused:

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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2010, 10:08:02 PM »
ehhh god this is gonna go south in a big hurry...... :fingerx:
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« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2010, 06:44:21 AM »
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