I don't like to brag...

[HuntnCarve]

Hey Jim,  remember way back about a half hour ago?  In my last reply in my "Home coming hog" story?  I mentioned spotting a hog over at the neighbors shed?  Well No.12 is in the books!!!







A young rascalian of a hog met his demise.   He would have been better off staying with momma?  But the lights of the big city caught his eye...Along with a little lead pill!
This keeps up and I'm going to have to enlist HaMer and Diane to lend a hand thwarting this onslaught of hogs! I called my neighbor to give him the good news.  Him and his wife came out to admire my handi work.  Being the fine neighbor I am, I offered to skin the hog up and present it to them as a gift.  They turned down my offer of good will? Said the foxes would enjoy it more...

Dave

[Hawks Feather]

You shot him while he was being held down by a limb.  I don't know if that is legal.   

Jerry

[HaMeR]

Diane's heading for the gun safe right now!! 

You offed that one enroute. Travelling glue guru ends rogue hogs days!! 

[FinsnFur]

Oh I remember
But I like it when you brag 

[HuntnCarve]

I'm sort of home this week trying to do some future account planning.  So I'll station my company lap top by the deck door on the dining room table.  Can I help it if I like a view?  An occassional glance down the hill toward the honey holes... Who knows?  Maybe a potential No.13 will present himself?   

Dave

[Hawks Feather]

Just keep track of the amount of time that you spend "glancing down the hill" so that you aren't getting paid to pick off groundhogs.  That would make you a paid killer and that doesn't sound good. 

I have taken the liberty of making up your new business card.

Dave "Hunt um and Carve um" Paul
Paid Killer of
small defenseless animals (with big teeth)

Jerry

[riverboss]

Thats more hogs than ive seen in 10 yrs that youve killed this year !! If you keep that up you will be able to have guided hunts pretty soon.

[HuntnCarve]

Thanks Jerry!     Perhaps in payment I'll have to mail you one of my next big toothed victims.  Least I can do.

[Hawks Feather]

Just toss them in a box and when you think the time is ripe right, just send them to riverboss.  He hasn't seen many lately and I am sure that he would love to receive the package.     

Jerry

[riverboss]

No thanks im getting my fix via computor screen! But sure would like to see them thrive as they once did around here.

[KySongDog]

How about this little fellow.   I snapped his picture outside the Stewart Airport near Newburgh, NY.   

Now how could you shoot such a cuddly little thing?   

[HuntnCarve]

Semp, that there is a trophy status hog!  Looks like he's been on good pastures...Don't think I'd be hugging him?

[Dave]

             "Grrrrrrrrrr!!"

[riverboss]

That is one proud looking Hogg! Yep a prime sample if i ever saw one, i would sure love the chance to turn him inside out.