Early Morning Hog...

HuntnCarve · July 22, 2013, 06:39:29 AM

I hadn't even got my first cup of coffee in me when I spotted this hog doing a little excavating over at the neighbors shed. The .22 was handy, so it was a matter of sliding open the deck door, and taking a rest against the frame. Had to double check that the elevation was high enough to clear the deck rail. "We're good!" The hog at this time knew something ominous was about to go down? So he obligingly crawled up along side a railroad tie, and gave me the stink eye! With a safe back stop now secured, I placed the crosshairs on his ear and touched off a round. "Plop!" The hog wilted on the spot. His back legs stretched out behind him, then gave a few spasmodic kicks. But it was all for not. His Central control system was deader than Jim's Ford on a river bank.

About the time I went over for the retrieval, the neighbors wife stepped out onto the deck to check on her plants. She mildly cursed the hog, and placed the blame on him for stripping one of her tomato plants the day before. I offered her the chuck for retribution, but she quickly declined. Told me the fox will enjoy him much more..
Well, my coffee is now cold. But my job is done here. Until the next one...

May the back ~~yards~~, err "pastures" be good to you!

HuntnCarve
Dave

Dave · July 22, 2013, 06:57:53 AM

When will they learn NOT to give the 'stink eye?' Nice job and good timing with the neighbor!

coyote101 · July 22, 2013, 07:52:24 AM

Quote from: HuntnCarve on July 22, 2013, 06:39:29 AM
His Central control system was deader than Jim's Ford on a river bank.

Now that's some funny stuff.

Congratulations on helping the neighbor out.

Pat

Hawks Feather · July 22, 2013, 10:34:22 AM

Quote from: coyote101 on July 22, 2013, 07:52:24 AM
Quote from: HuntnCarve on July 22, 2013, 06:39:29 AM
His Central control system was deader than Jim's Ford on a river bank.

Now that's some funny stuff.
Congratulations on helping the neighbor out.

Pat

I don't think I could make a better post, so I will just copy it.

Jerry

HaMeR · July 22, 2013, 05:49:00 PM

at the Found On Riverbank Dead comment!!!!!!!

Way to keep slappin those hogs upside the cranium Dave!!

FinsnFur · July 22, 2013, 06:40:20 PM

Oh now it's ON!

shaddragger · July 22, 2013, 07:21:16 PM

Drilled him right in the ignition switch! BAHAHAHA!!!

coyote101 · July 22, 2013, 07:34:39 PM

Quote from: shaddragger on July 22, 2013, 07:21:16 PM
Drilled him right in the ignition switch! BAHAHAHA!!!

You guys are killin me!

Pat

FinsnFur · July 22, 2013, 07:36:19 PM

Go on enjoy yourselves

shaddragger · July 22, 2013, 08:07:23 PM

Uh-oh

coyote101 · July 22, 2013, 08:10:11 PM

Don't get him STARTED you guys.

Pat

HaMeR · July 22, 2013, 09:11:36 PM

Quote from: coyote101 on July 22, 2013, 08:10:11 PM
Don't get him STARTED you guys.

Pat

Yeah what Pat said!!

He's already "keyed" up over that darned truck!!