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Title: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 19, 2018, 03:38:37 PM

The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on April 19, 2018, 09:07:42 PM
True dat :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 20, 2018, 03:32:28 PM

  If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: JohnP on April 21, 2018, 10:30:59 AM
Quote from: bambam on April 20, 2018, 03:32:28 PM

  If God wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees.

Amen!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 21, 2018, 04:54:18 PM

  Finding an arrowhead on top of a mountain is like winning the lottery !
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 21, 2018, 05:52:06 PM
Old 70's Ford trucks with anauto tranny still jump outta park. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: MI VHNTR on April 21, 2018, 08:49:13 PM
Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 21, 2018, 09:22:40 PM
 :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: nastygunz on April 21, 2018, 09:31:06 PM
 :alscalls: :alscalls:

Quote from: MI VHNTR on April 21, 2018, 08:49:13 PM
Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 22, 2018, 02:47:09 PM
As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man, so are children of the youth. Psalm 127:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 23, 2018, 02:26:08 PM

It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 24, 2018, 02:52:28 PM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents .   Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2018, 02:30:50 PM

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 26, 2018, 02:16:35 PM

Hockey is a sport for white men, basketball is a sport for black men, and golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 27, 2018, 03:56:11 PM

You can't add days to your life, so add more life to your days.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 28, 2018, 02:41:28 PM

Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 29, 2018, 08:30:30 AM
Blessed is everyone that feareth the Lord , that walketh in his ways. Psalm 128:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on April 30, 2018, 11:07:13 AM
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 30, 2018, 04:14:21 PM
Quote from: remrogers on April 30, 2018, 11:07:13 AM
Don't pet the porcupine the wrong direction.

  :laf:    When in doubt, just take the next small step .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 01, 2018, 05:04:03 PM

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 01, 2018, 08:24:41 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 01, 2018, 05:04:03 PM

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.

Maybe you did. :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 01, 2018, 08:37:20 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 01, 2018, 05:04:03 PM

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
That would be me...................sometimes.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: MI VHNTR on May 01, 2018, 09:17:03 PM
Love is grand. Divorce is ten grand.   :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 02, 2018, 03:54:55 PM
Quote from: MI VHNTR on May 01, 2018, 09:17:03 PM
Love is grand. Divorce is ten grand.   :shrug:


Or 50 .  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 02, 2018, 03:55:38 PM
The older I get, the less of a deterrent a life sentence becomes .  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 02, 2018, 08:22:18 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 02, 2018, 03:55:38 PM
The older I get, the less of a deterrent a life sentence becomes .  :eyebrow:

You thinking divorce? :naughty:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2018, 03:59:40 PM
 No way, I can't frickin cook .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2018, 04:28:45 PM
life is short- enjoy it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 04, 2018, 02:38:30 PM
good judgement comes from experience , and a lot of that comes from bad judgment .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 04, 2018, 09:43:25 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 04, 2018, 02:38:30 PM, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment .

I used up mine and someone else's dose of that today. :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2018, 10:50:28 AM
In nature there are neither rewards or punishments ; there are only consequences .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 06, 2018, 10:19:48 AM
For thou shalt eat  the labour of thine hands ; happy shalt thou be , and it shall be well with thee . Psalm 128:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 07, 2018, 03:35:21 PM

There are 3 kinds of men : the ones who learn by reading, the ones who learn by observation, and the ones who have to pee on  the electric fence for themselves.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 07, 2018, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 07, 2018, 03:35:21 PM
  and the ones who have to pee on  the electric fence for themselves.

These are the one who get a charge outta life. ;yes;
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 08, 2018, 02:46:48 PM

Power flows through the barrel of a gun.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 09, 2018, 07:08:28 PM
I've learned there are only 2 things necessary to keep one's wife happy ; First , let her think she's having her way, and second , let her have it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on May 09, 2018, 10:11:14 PM
Wait...let her have what?  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 10, 2018, 04:50:39 PM
Vegetarian is on old Indian word meaning bad hunter.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 11, 2018, 09:47:53 PM
It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty on the supposition that he may abuse it. George Washinton
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 11, 2018, 10:15:07 PM
Things ain't always where ya think ya put em. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 12, 2018, 02:52:02 PM
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.  :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 13, 2018, 11:37:20 AM
Blessed is every one that feareth the Lord, that walketh in his ways Psalm 128:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 13, 2018, 06:44:39 PM
Mothers day sure makes the phone company money.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 14, 2018, 03:44:17 PM
Not all chemicals are bad. without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a key ingredient in beer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 15, 2018, 06:16:38 PM

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must , like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. Thomas Paine
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 16, 2018, 03:09:46 PM
Your job won't take care of you when you're sick, your friends and family will.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 17, 2018, 02:51:23 PM
In  fair weather prepare for foul .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 17, 2018, 07:14:27 PM
A wet, rainy day is a relief after a spell of hot and dry days.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 18, 2018, 03:18:25 PM
One man with a gun can control 100 without one. Lenin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 19, 2018, 05:06:24 PM
I wish to be remembered that I was the last man of my tribe to surrender my rifle. Sitting Bull
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 20, 2018, 08:26:18 AM
Except the Lord build the house , they labour in vain that build it …  Psalm 127:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 20, 2018, 09:26:08 AM
Sleeping from 5pm to 5am sure feels good.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 21, 2018, 08:41:18 AM
Bam,you have words of wisdom....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 21, 2018, 05:22:08 PM
Thanks Chief . Good to have you aboard !!

  War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 21, 2018, 05:26:49 PM
thanks,glad to be here...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 22, 2018, 03:15:21 PM
I would rather live my life as if God exists and die and find out he doesn't , than live like He doesn't exist and die and find out he does.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 23, 2018, 05:41:29 PM
Pay off your credit cards every month.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 24, 2018, 05:21:04 PM
 Some people never learn from their mistakes.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 24, 2018, 06:58:44 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 24, 2018, 05:21:04 PM
Some people never learn from their mistakes.
...seen a lot of those on some jobsites....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 25, 2018, 03:40:50 PM
Society has gotten to the place where everybody has a right but nobody has a responsibility.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 25, 2018, 06:06:42 PM
Pat attention to the road when it's straight too. :shock2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 26, 2018, 10:04:00 AM
You don't have to win every argument, stay true to yourself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: MI VHNTR on May 26, 2018, 08:03:35 PM
Empty barrels make the most noise.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 27, 2018, 12:39:06 PM
Behold that thus shall the man be blessed that feareth the Lord. Psalm 128:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 27, 2018, 10:21:57 PM
Don't be fooled by a females promises. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 29, 2018, 04:48:55 PM
Since light travels  faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 30, 2018, 03:57:55 PM
Save for your retirement starting with your first paycheck
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 31, 2018, 04:05:16 PM
needle valves are easy to lose .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 01, 2018, 04:06:16 PM
The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier  on earth.

  Gen . Thomas J . "Stonewall " Jackson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 02, 2018, 12:22:29 PM
Don't wait for a flood and power outage to make sure your generator will start.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 03, 2018, 11:51:45 AM
The Lord is righteous , he hath cut asunder the cords of the wicked . Psalm 129:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 04, 2018, 03:19:56 PM
Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 05, 2018, 05:56:46 PM
Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 06, 2018, 05:55:10 PM
For the first time in history, people are angry with a politician because he is keeping his promises.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 07, 2018, 05:13:34 PM
The world is fighting Islamic extremism, starvation, and  disease, and democrats are fighting for men  to pee in the ladies' room. James Woods
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 07, 2018, 07:58:23 PM
Some folk shouldn't go to the court house. :doh2: :doh2:
Took all of a minute to get in an arguement with a sheriff to the point an RCMP officer came over and said, "You needn't do this".  I said, "Yes I do".  I fully expect to see the sheriff again. :readthis:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 08, 2018, 05:22:47 PM
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 10, 2018, 06:26:22 AM
Luck can't be over rated. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 10, 2018, 09:35:36 AM
I wait for the Lord, my soul doth  wait, and in his word I do hope. Psalm 130:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2018, 02:06:45 PM
Everything can change in the blink of an eye , but don't worry, God doesn't blink .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 11, 2018, 04:23:54 PM
Dropping a knife is OK if you don't try and catch it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2018, 06:36:30 PM
Quote from: pitw on June 11, 2018, 04:23:54 PM
Dropping a knife is OK if you don't try and catch it.

  So now you have 2 short fingers ??!!  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 12, 2018, 04:38:37 PM
Take a deep breath, it calms the mind.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 13, 2018, 06:18:38 PM
13,506 Marines applied for White House detail last week. NONE applied over the 8 years of Obama, they had to be assigned.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 14, 2018, 06:22:18 PM
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 14, 2018, 10:40:37 PM
(https://ibb.co/c8eP7y)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 15, 2018, 07:57:31 PM
Too much rain can drown your seeds.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 16, 2018, 06:50:54 PM
traffic jams are a pain in the butt.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 16, 2018, 10:28:44 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 16, 2018, 06:50:54 PM
traffic jams are a pain in the butt.  :argh:

Did ye get hit from behind?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 17, 2018, 06:35:24 PM

  Crab legs taste better at the beach.  :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 18, 2018, 08:04:14 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on June 18, 2018, 09:19:37 PM
Quote from: pitw on June 18, 2018, 08:04:14 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.

:laf: :alscalls: I see what you did there :laugh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on June 18, 2018, 09:21:01 PM
At least he kept it clean.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 19, 2018, 04:15:20 PM
Quote from: pitw on June 18, 2018, 08:04:14 PM
Sometimes you gotta tell a customer to just go enjoy sex and travel.

   :laught17:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 19, 2018, 04:17:08 PM
It's OK to fall, but not OK to stay on the ground.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 20, 2018, 06:33:39 AM
It is coolest just before the sun comes up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 20, 2018, 05:27:12 PM
If you don't want to be separated from your children, DON'T cross our border illegally !!!!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 21, 2018, 12:26:42 AM
(https://ibb.co/b0qfPd)

are  as cote and cuddly as other chicks but cheaper.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 21, 2018, 06:09:11 PM
The meek shall inherit the earth, but the bank shall repossess it. Sawyer Brown
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: MI VHNTR on June 21, 2018, 09:29:29 PM
Women are the reason God created alcohol.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 22, 2018, 11:08:46 AM
Never let formal education get in the  way of your learning. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 23, 2018, 02:02:38 PM
If you want it to rain, just spray and/or dust your garden plants .  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 23, 2018, 07:54:06 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 23, 2018, 02:02:38 PM
If you want it to rain, just spray and/or dust your garden plants .  :madd:

Gonna go try that. ;yes;
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 24, 2018, 04:53:49 PM
Lift up your hands in the sanctuary, and bless the Lord. Psalm 134:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 25, 2018, 01:26:22 PM
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 26, 2018, 07:32:39 PM

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 27, 2018, 06:34:20 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 26, 2018, 07:32:39 PM

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Says all the smokers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 27, 2018, 08:28:48 PM
Best tip I can ever give...………..  NEVER , EVER  smoke that first cigarette.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 28, 2018, 05:47:08 PM
over -prepare, then go with the flow.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 29, 2018, 06:22:21 PM

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 01, 2018, 12:20:00 PM
Praise ye the Lord, praise ye the name of the Lord , praise him, o ye servant of the Lord. Psalm 135:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 01, 2018, 06:32:58 PM
Grand kids grow faster than your own kid.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 01, 2018, 06:46:06 PM
I have been told that the best part about being a grandparent is that you can spoil the daylights out of the grandkids, and then you send them home,
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 02, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
Frame every so-called disaster with these words , " in 5 years will this matter ? "
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on July 02, 2018, 04:38:59 PM
Quote from: remrogers on July 01, 2018, 06:46:06 PM
I have been told that the best part about being a grandparent is that you can spoil the daylights out of the grandkids, and then you send them home,
...that's right....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on July 03, 2018, 03:18:54 PM
ground hogs in the fruit trees are bad.......but no more..... (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 03, 2018, 05:31:41 PM
Quote from: chieftain on July 03, 2018, 03:18:54 PM
ground hogs in the fruit trees are bad.......but no more..... (https://postimages.org/)

  They are bad in the garden too.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 04, 2018, 04:45:22 PM
mealworms reproduce faster than muslims.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2018, 01:46:16 PM
However good or bad a situation  is , it will change.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 05, 2018, 07:03:40 PM
Sometimes the noise a motor makes tells you it is done working for ya. :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 06, 2018, 10:47:39 PM
seeing an old friend can make a bad day good.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 07, 2018, 08:49:08 AM
Very true. I have also discovered that you can't just make old friends.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2018, 01:16:26 PM
Quote from: remrogers on July 07, 2018, 08:49:08 AM
Very true. I have also discovered that you can't just make old friends.

  Also true .

 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2018, 01:17:15 PM
before you begin tearing down an old building, check for bees !!!!!!!!!!  :innocentwhistle: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 08, 2018, 12:59:16 PM
Praise the Lord, for the  Lord is good, sing praises unto his name, for it is pleasant . Psalm 135:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 09, 2018, 05:25:06 PM
Pound for pound, yellow jackets are some of the meanest, nastiest little SOB's on earth .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 10, 2018, 04:00:03 PM
Don't take yourself so seriously , no one else does .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 11, 2018, 02:35:48 PM
Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 12, 2018, 04:03:24 PM
Studies have shown that 1 out of 3 liberals are just as stupid as the other 2 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on July 12, 2018, 09:38:57 PM
 :laf: I like that last one
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 13, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
 Little ANTIFA boys with batons should stick with the marching band and not try to fight Patriot Proud boys in the streets .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vHZICLCcY
   
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 14, 2018, 06:20:39 PM
If we threw all our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's , we'd grab ours back.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 15, 2018, 07:49:17 AM
For I know that the Lord is great , and that our Lord is above all Gods . Psalm 135:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 16, 2018, 05:21:25 PM

Your children only get one childhood.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 17, 2018, 09:25:29 PM

Envy is a waste of time , accept what you have , not what you want.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 18, 2018, 05:47:38 PM
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up , and show up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 18, 2018, 10:18:32 PM
Quote from: bambam on July 18, 2018, 05:47:38 PM
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up , and show up.

and #%$^ up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 19, 2018, 05:00:52 PM

Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 20, 2018, 04:16:18 PM

  A good laugh and a long sleep are the 2 best cures for anything.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 21, 2018, 06:13:45 PM
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than one's fear. James Neil Holling worth
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 21, 2018, 08:31:12 PM
Bull riders are nuts.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 21, 2018, 11:30:41 PM
Bull riders have lost all their marbles.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 22, 2018, 11:57:31 AM
The ideals of the heathen are silver and gold , the work of men's hands. Psalm 135 : 15
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 22, 2018, 12:05:07 PM
A good job done is nice.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 23, 2018, 03:21:17 PM
The less you respond to rude, critical people , the more peaceful your life will become .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 24, 2018, 04:16:42 PM
Want to stop anti-Trump riots ?      Play the National Anthem...………………………………. they will all kneel.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: riverboss on July 24, 2018, 07:21:02 PM
Then shoot low!

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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 25, 2018, 05:25:12 PM
Quote from: riverboss on July 24, 2018, 07:21:02 PM
Then shoot low!

Sent from my Tank Xtreme 5.0 using Tapatalk

   :yoyo: :highclap:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 25, 2018, 05:25:54 PM
Believe in miracles.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 26, 2018, 09:23:41 AM
Sometimes bad things happen to good people.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 27, 2018, 09:27:21 AM
Weasels are [L] to moles. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 29, 2018, 06:50:50 PM
O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good, for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 29, 2018, 11:12:57 PM
Women can trap skunks. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 30, 2018, 04:34:09 PM
Water leaks suck !!   :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 30, 2018, 09:49:08 PM
Water leaks

At my age, it is more or less a given.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 30, 2018, 11:01:07 PM
Women ain't experienced enough not to frig with the same skunk trap the next eve. :biggrin:



:alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on July 31, 2018, 12:38:46 PM
If you ever baptize somebody outdoors, stand in the water while you do any explaining or speaking, not just for the dunking part.  As long as you are in the water, everybody pays attention and people passing by will stop to listen and watch. 

Sorry.  My goofy bone kicked in this morning.  :biggrin:  An old time preacher from the Canadian prairies told me that 40 years ago.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 31, 2018, 04:53:14 PM
weeds grow faster than vegetables.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 01, 2018, 04:28:37 PM
Time heals almost everything.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 02, 2018, 02:56:20 PM
It's fun to tell a telemarketer " No sale " after leading them on for 45 minutes .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 03, 2018, 09:20:52 AM
Some people couldn't make a new sprayer run. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 03, 2018, 04:02:21 PM
A man has got to know his limitations. Clint Eastwood.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 03, 2018, 04:54:03 PM
get your fruit put up before the coons and squirrels eat it all... (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 04, 2018, 03:56:00 PM
Quote from: chieftain on August 03, 2018, 04:54:03 PM
get your fruit put up before the coons and squirrels eat it all... (https://postimages.org/)

  Howdy Chief ! Don't be a stranger.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 04, 2018, 03:57:04 PM
 Slinging hay bales on a hot, humid day makes you really thirsty for  bud light.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 05, 2018, 04:39:45 PM
God helps those who help themselves
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 06, 2018, 05:33:14 PM
courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something is more important than one's fear. James Neil Hollingworth
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on August 06, 2018, 05:44:20 PM
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.



Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 07, 2018, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: Okanagan on August 06, 2018, 05:44:20 PM
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.

Found a nudist colony, eh?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 07, 2018, 04:11:52 PM

Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on August 07, 2018, 05:06:51 PM
Quote from: pitw on August 07, 2018, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: Okanagan on August 06, 2018, 05:44:20 PM
Direct sunlight kills athlete's foot and crotch rot.

Found a nudist colony, eh?

Contortionist colony.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on August 07, 2018, 08:07:02 PM
Some of these   :laf: :laugh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 07, 2018, 10:10:32 PM
hows things out your way ..good I hope...I put up 26 cups of white peaches this evening..tip of the day ..if you want a peach cobbler at thanksgiving .put fruit up now... (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 08, 2018, 05:24:47 PM

even creosote posts don't last forever.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 08, 2018, 11:58:35 PM
Close the porn tabs before leaving the computer. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 09, 2018, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: pitw on August 08, 2018, 11:58:35 PM
Close the porn tabs before leaving the computer. :doh2:

  HAHAHA  . Back in the ram pasture ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 09, 2018, 08:38:51 PM
There are moments in your life when you miss someone so much that you want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 10, 2018, 08:40:46 PM
 heavy downpours  are not good for a campfire.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 10, 2018, 10:44:09 PM
100+ temps ain't good for them either.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 11, 2018, 12:27:16 PM
plumbing repairs are easy if you have the right parts
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on August 12, 2018, 09:03:12 AM
Having the right tools for the job always helps.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 12, 2018, 10:40:47 AM
Taking your own beer to a funeral, I mean wedding, is a great idea.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on August 12, 2018, 08:44:26 PM
 :laf: :alscalls: bambam
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 13, 2018, 06:53:25 PM
What other people think of you is none of your business
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 14, 2018, 03:23:42 PM
turned my little dog out this morning,she ran a circle through the yard ,then came treed hard in my peach tree..we got the peach eating intruder.... (https://postimages.org/)...the tip is a good little tree dog will save a lot of fruit....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2018, 05:29:33 PM
That's a good dog Chief !!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2018, 05:30:38 PM
a coon in the pheasant pen is not good .  :pout: :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 14, 2018, 11:28:15 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 14, 2018, 05:30:38 PM
a coon in the pheasant pen is not good .  :pout: :argh:

I ain't touching that. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 15, 2018, 07:46:15 PM
somedays it doesn't pay to get out of bed
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 16, 2018, 05:20:41 PM
Ya gotta watch them West Virgins.

https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/14/west-virginias-entire-supreme-court-just
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 16, 2018, 07:58:51 PM
Quote from: pitw on August 16, 2018, 05:20:41 PM
Ya gotta watch them West Virgins.

https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/14/west-virginias-entire-supreme-court-just

  West Virginia politics has been corrupt since the state was created, as bad or worse than D.C. The politicians and judges and justices have sold out our people, raped our natural resources, screwed our miners and workers , made  the Rockefellers and J.P.Morgans  and Carnegies rich, and I'd like to see all the SOB's impeached and jailed.

  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 16, 2018, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 16, 2018, 07:58:51 PM
  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.

How about a non frickin judge? 

Our politicians and judges are all great upstanding folk.[Unbelievable you say?]
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 17, 2018, 06:03:51 AM
[quote

  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
[/quote]..........x2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on August 17, 2018, 09:07:13 AM
Quote from: chieftain on August 17, 2018, 06:03:51 AM
[quote

  Tip of the day; NEVER trust a politician or a frickin judge.
..........x2
[/quote]

Or a banker.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 17, 2018, 04:41:02 PM
immigrants are like sperm...……….. millions get in but only one works.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 18, 2018, 06:56:35 PM
endeavor to persevere
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: slagmaker on August 19, 2018, 12:26:51 AM
Quote from: bambam on August 18, 2018, 06:56:35 PM
endeavor to persevere

We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 19, 2018, 01:44:30 PM
Quote from: slagmaker on August 19, 2018, 12:26:51 AM
Quote from: bambam on August 18, 2018, 06:56:35 PM
endeavor to persevere

We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.

  That was a great movie ! 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 19, 2018, 01:45:46 PM
O give thanks unto the God of gods , for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: slagmaker on August 20, 2018, 04:19:42 AM
Quote from: bambam on August 19, 2018, 01:44:30 PM
Quote from: slagmaker on August 19, 2018, 12:26:51 AM
Quote from: bambam on August 18, 2018, 06:56:35 PM
endeavor to persevere

We thought about it for a long time, "endeavor to persevere". And when we thought about it long enough, we declared war on the union.

  That was a great movie ! 

One of the top 100 movies of all time I think.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 20, 2018, 07:52:12 AM
Not being ready to go when I show up to pick ya up is a good way to stay home. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 20, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
you can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2 x 4 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 21, 2018, 02:13:52 PM
Don't worry about those who don't like you, just love the people who love you
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 22, 2018, 06:53:15 PM
some people have no respect for other people's time .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 22, 2018, 09:18:30 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 22, 2018, 06:53:15 PM
some people have no respect for other people's time .  :argh:

Yeah. :biggrin:

It can be fun as {L}. :biggrin: :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 23, 2018, 05:32:52 PM
don't get into a pi$$ing contest with a skunk
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 24, 2018, 07:37:44 PM
No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 26, 2018, 06:57:27 PM
O give thanks unto the Lord  of Lords, for his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 136:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 27, 2018, 07:12:47 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 27, 2018, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 27, 2018, 07:12:47 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.

or possibly a drunk redneck.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2018, 02:22:14 PM
Quote from: pitw on August 27, 2018, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 27, 2018, 07:12:47 PM
Once you advocate killing cops, you are not protestors, you are terrorists.

or possibly a drunk redneck.

   :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2018, 02:23:52 PM
  If we ever capture the ISIS thug who burned the pilot alive, let's pray we don't pour a cup of water on his face. That would be cruel. James Woods
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 29, 2018, 05:29:37 PM
peaches and tomatoes attract gnats .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 30, 2018, 04:43:17 PM
It is not hard to meet expenses...………….. they are everywhere.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 31, 2018, 03:05:01 PM
It is a lot better to be seen than viewed
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 01, 2018, 12:58:50 PM
mixed feelings :  seeing your mother-in-law backing over a cliff in  your new car .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 03, 2018, 02:30:31 PM
Mohammed owned slaves. Robert E.  Lee was against slavery. So instead of tearing down statues , why aren't we tearing down mosques ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 04, 2018, 05:35:49 PM
women might be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship. Sharon Stone
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 05, 2018, 04:47:34 PM
I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 06, 2018, 05:48:54 PM
those who forget history are doomed to repeat it
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 07, 2018, 03:50:21 PM
Duct tape can't fix stupid , but it can muffle the sound .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on September 08, 2018, 08:46:07 AM
I know a few that need that muffler.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 08, 2018, 12:41:25 PM
Quote from: remrogers on September 08, 2018, 08:46:07 AM
I know a few that need that muffler.

   :laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 08, 2018, 12:42:19 PM

Be careful when you follow the masses ;  sometimes the "m" is silent.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 09, 2018, 11:39:00 AM

Lo, children are an heritage of the Lord, and the fruit of the womb is his reward . Psalm 127:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 10, 2018, 05:48:17 PM

My people skills are fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 11, 2018, 04:29:52 PM

the difference between a G spot and a golf ball is that a guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 12, 2018, 07:22:51 PM
something is seriously wrong if you use your $ 800  phone to check your food stamp balance
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 13, 2018, 06:19:28 PM

The difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 45 pounds
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 14, 2018, 02:47:40 PM

The difference between a boyfriend and a husband is about 45 minutes.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 14, 2018, 03:02:32 PM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 15, 2018, 08:28:43 AM
Talking a woman into letting you use her bath tub to scald a pig in, is as tough as [L]. :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: slagmaker on September 15, 2018, 08:42:13 AM
Quote from: pitw on September 14, 2018, 03:02:32 PM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:

Pajamas work for me
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 15, 2018, 02:17:43 PM
Quote from: slagmaker on September 15, 2018, 08:42:13 AM
Quote from: pitw on September 14, 2018, 03:02:32 PM
You don't eed clothes on to shoot a coyote. :innocentwhistle:

Pajamas work for me

I thought of that one while trying to save some chickens.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 15, 2018, 03:41:52 PM
 If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 16, 2018, 11:32:08 AM
Fear not, for I have redeemed you, I have summoned you by name, you are mine. Isaiah 43:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: HaMeR on September 16, 2018, 01:41:03 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 12, 2018, 07:22:51 PM
something is seriously wrong if you use your $ 800  phone to check your food stamp balance

Its called oppression by the left.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 17, 2018, 03:40:27 PM
 running out of epoxy while making knives signals a lack of preparation .  :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 18, 2018, 07:00:01 PM

There are a LOT of rude and disrespectful people in this world.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 18, 2018, 07:56:10 PM
Once ou have it figured out, think again. :madd: :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 19, 2018, 04:36:13 PM
 Question of the day ;    Why do women put a "pound " sign in front of the MeToo  ?   :wo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 19, 2018, 06:09:24 PM
When you need a 24mm deep socket, you will find everyone but. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 20, 2018, 04:04:53 PM
 Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 20, 2018, 08:05:31 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 20, 2018, 04:04:53 PM
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !

Well that plan didn't work well. :shrug: :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 21, 2018, 09:18:36 AM
Yep, it does snow in the summer. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2018, 10:54:31 PM
Quote from: pitw on September 20, 2018, 08:05:31 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 20, 2018, 04:04:53 PM
Don't wait until your deathbed to tell people how you really feel ;   tell them to F -off now  !

Well that plan didn't work well. :shrug: :shrug:

  HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2018, 10:57:18 PM
Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 22, 2018, 02:01:28 PM
 when buying hogs, you can save money if you give the seller a quart of shine well before you begin negotiating.  :yoyo: :innocentwhistle: :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 23, 2018, 10:47:14 AM
If everything seems to be under control, you are just not going fast enough.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 23, 2018, 11:17:40 AM

Yea , they shall sing the ways of the Lord, for great is the glory of the Lord. Psalm 138:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 24, 2018, 05:54:25 PM
an ostrich's eyes are bigger than its' brain .  ( I know people like that ) .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 25, 2018, 07:33:58 AM
Just cause you think you know why something ain't working don't make it so. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 25, 2018, 04:33:28 PM
gnats love beer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 26, 2018, 04:10:00 PM

A socialist is someone who wants to give your money to illegal aliens but NOT to homeless American veterans.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 27, 2018, 05:49:59 PM
A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 28, 2018, 05:24:41 PM
watching congress is like watching a man with no hands trying to wipe his a$$ .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 29, 2018, 12:08:09 PM

sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 29, 2018, 01:17:40 PM
Geese don't always fly the same route. :doh2: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 30, 2018, 04:41:22 PM
Though the Lord be high, yet hath he respect for the lowly, but the proud he knoweth afar off. Psalms 138:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 30, 2018, 06:40:41 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 30, 2018, 04:41:22 PM
Though the Lord be high,


He smokes too[also]?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 01, 2018, 03:10:08 PM
To win without risk is to triumph without glory. Pierre Corneille
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 02, 2018, 06:02:47 PM
Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it. Lysasnder Spooner
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 02, 2018, 08:08:34 PM
Grouchy wife = sucks :pout:.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 03, 2018, 06:01:20 PM
In wine there is  wisdom , in beer there is freedom , in water there is bacteria. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on October 04, 2018, 09:06:54 AM
A very wise man was Mr. Franklin.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 04, 2018, 05:03:26 PM
a stitch in time saves 9 . Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on October 05, 2018, 09:51:15 AM
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 06, 2018, 04:21:00 PM
Flying kites during a lightning storm is electrifying !   :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 07, 2018, 11:13:41 AM
Deliver me , o Lord, from mine enemies, I flee unto  thee to hide me . Psalms 143:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 08, 2018, 04:40:17 PM
replacing a faucet can make you want a beer...……. or 6 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 09, 2018, 05:05:15 PM
Don't cast pearls before swine
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 11, 2018, 01:37:01 PM
 After an argument with my wife, I like to tighten all the lids on the jars so I can say, " Oh you need me now " ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 12, 2018, 07:00:42 PM
There's nothing like being in the woods in the fall
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 12, 2018, 09:05:40 PM
Grand kids can get you in trouble without even trying. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 13, 2018, 09:27:11 AM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2018, 11:44:48 AM
Quote from: pitw on October 13, 2018, 09:27:11 AM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:

   :laf: :laf: Like to see a video of you doing that !!!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2018, 12:04:46 PM
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but sometimes I let her sleep.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 13, 2018, 03:25:11 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 13, 2018, 11:44:48 AM
Quote from: pitw on October 13, 2018, 09:27:11 AM
Changing a poopy diaper reminds you of why you quit having kids. :puke:

   :laf: :laf: Like to see a video of you doing that !!!!

Ya like puke do ya?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 14, 2018, 10:19:43 AM
Teach me to do thy will , for thou art my God , thy spirit is good ; lead me into the land of uprightness. Psalms 143:10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 15, 2018, 02:36:39 PM
If you're wrong and shut up, you are wise. If you're right and shut up, you are married.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 16, 2018, 04:00:46 PM
The most used sexual position is doggie style;  the husband sits and begs and the wife plays dead.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 16, 2018, 08:53:12 PM
Watching an idiot siphon is great entertainment. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 17, 2018, 08:25:30 AM
dressing fish with an electric knife is much faster...... (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 17, 2018, 02:01:53 PM
nice haul Chief ! 

  To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 17, 2018, 04:57:36 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2018, 04:14:11 PM
Quote from: chieftain on October 17, 2018, 04:57:36 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...

  Busy . Trying to get my firewood cut . Wettest summer and fall I can remember. Can't get anything done. How have you been ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2018, 04:16:01 PM
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a beer gut and a bald  head and still think they are sexy.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 18, 2018, 05:03:42 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 18, 2018, 04:14:11 PM
Quote from: chieftain on October 17, 2018, 04:57:36 PM
thanks old buddy,hows things out your way...

  Busy . Trying to get my firewood cut . Wettest summer and fall I can remember. Can't get anything done. How have you been ?
busy here too..daughter is building a new house that takes up all my time...going to try and get in some more fishing.didnt get to go ginseng hunting but 5 times..got around a pound of dry root....take care...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 19, 2018, 02:18:38 PM
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 19, 2018, 05:06:50 PM
43 more crappie today......tip is... crappie and cold beer go great together..... (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 20, 2018, 01:43:23 PM
Amen to that Chief !

  A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 21, 2018, 11:53:15 AM
The blessing of the Lord , it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow to it. Proverbs 10:22
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 23, 2018, 03:05:05 PM
(https://postimages.org/).....eating crappie beats eating a Big Mac .....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 23, 2018, 05:55:29 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 23, 2018, 09:24:33 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 23, 2018, 05:55:29 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.

I used one as a crowbar once, was that bad? :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 24, 2018, 03:20:40 PM
Quote from: pitw on October 23, 2018, 09:24:33 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 23, 2018, 05:55:29 PM
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.

I used one as a crowbar once, was that bad? :confused:

:laf: :laf:

  You can easily judge  the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 25, 2018, 03:29:38 PM
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 26, 2018, 04:57:31 PM
 The thing that separates the American Christian from every other person on earth is that he would rather die on his feet than live on his knees. George Washington
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: riverboss on October 26, 2018, 06:08:58 PM
Don't sit on plastic lawn chairs naked!😵

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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 27, 2018, 12:32:09 PM
Quote from: riverboss on October 26, 2018, 06:08:58 PM
Don't sit on plastic lawn chairs naked!😵

Sent from my Tank Xtreme 5.0 using Tapatalk

:alscalls: :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 27, 2018, 12:33:47 PM
 A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 28, 2018, 08:47:28 AM
The fear of the wicked, it shall come upon him, but the desire of the righteous shall be granted . Proverbs 10:24
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 29, 2018, 04:17:38 PM
The gene pool needs more chlorine.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on October 29, 2018, 08:32:07 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 29, 2018, 04:17:38 PM
The gene pool needs more chlorine.
That and a good skimming.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 30, 2018, 04:01:07 PM
Every normal man must be tempted , at times , to spit on his hands , hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 30, 2018, 04:55:47 PM
Women like clean tooooooooooooo much. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 31, 2018, 02:47:05 PM
It is better to be alone than in bad company
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 31, 2018, 03:32:28 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 31, 2018, 02:47:05 PM
It is better to be alone than in bad company

Like [L]. :noway:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 01, 2018, 04:12:47 PM
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 02, 2018, 08:53:49 AM
A hunter shouldn't tell the landowner where he is hunting to "get the [L] outta here". :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 03, 2018, 11:11:42 AM
The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 04, 2018, 11:03:20 AM
the fear of the Lord prolongeth days , but the years of the wicked shall be shortened. Proverbs 10:27
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 05, 2018, 02:08:27 PM
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 05, 2018, 09:10:00 PM
Quote from: bambam on November 05, 2018, 02:08:27 PM
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

Uh oh. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 06, 2018, 04:01:20 PM
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 07, 2018, 04:53:02 PM
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 07, 2018, 07:20:56 PM
Ignorant man don't take a knife to a gunfight. :hahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 08, 2018, 04:59:21 PM
watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 09, 2018, 12:16:40 PM
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall . Confucius
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 09, 2018, 07:36:24 PM
Every once in a spell doing nothing was the right thing. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 10, 2018, 09:02:58 AM
forgive your enemy but remember the prick's name
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 11, 2018, 10:04:02 AM
The righteous shall never be removed , but the wicked shall not inherit the earth. Proverbs 10:30
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 12, 2018, 03:21:03 PM
Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 13, 2018, 05:14:32 PM

  Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 13, 2018, 09:40:27 PM
^^^ made me snort. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 14, 2018, 04:22:43 PM
alcohol does not solve problems, but neither does milk
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 14, 2018, 07:21:23 PM
Critters learn which land is safe. :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 15, 2018, 10:50:48 AM

Anytime you see a turtle on top of a fencepost , you know he had some help. Alex Hayley
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 16, 2018, 03:12:27 PM
There are 2 ways to live your life ; one is as though nothing is a miracle, and one is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 16, 2018, 06:37:50 PM
Pick one. :readthis:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 17, 2018, 11:07:51 AM
ice flying off a moving vehicle can be dangerous .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 18, 2018, 10:56:08 AM

Riches profit not in the day of wrath , but righteousness delivereth from death . proverbs 11  : 4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 18, 2018, 03:25:12 PM
Deer season and wrecked trucks go hand in hand. :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 19, 2018, 06:13:25 PM
watching a bobcat stalk a deer is better than any TV show  ever made.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 19, 2018, 07:33:51 PM
Who won?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 19, 2018, 08:14:40 PM
Quote from: pitw on November 19, 2018, 07:33:51 PM
Who won?

  RayElla and I were watching a doe and fawn today. I saw a bobcat come over the top of the ridge, a BIG one. He stalked to within 3 FEET of the fawn. I expected an attack any second, but the doe either saw or winded him. She went after that cat and chased him clear out of sight. Awesome to watch .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 19, 2018, 09:33:49 PM
Quote from: bambam on November 19, 2018, 08:14:40 PM
Quote from: pitw on November 19, 2018, 07:33:51 PM
Who won?

  RayElla and I were watching a doe and fawn today. I saw a bobcat come over the top of the ridge, a BIG one. He stalked to within 3 FEET of the fawn. I expected an attack any second, but the doe either saw or winded him. She went after that cat and chased him clear out of sight. Awesome to watch .

That would have been cool as [L] to witness. :yoyo: :yoyo:

Did ya forget your gun again. :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2018, 05:02:37 PM
HAHA , no we had a gun . Illegal to shoot small game the first  3 days of buck season. Another one of those stupid West Virginia laws.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2018, 05:04:12 PM
It's difficult to shoot a buck if you are sitting in your truck warming your toes .  :doh2: :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 20, 2018, 06:05:39 PM
Quote from: bambam on November 20, 2018, 05:04:12 PM
It's difficult to shoot a buck if you are sitting in your truck warming your toes .  :doh2: :argh:

Is this due to more stupid laws, or is your window roller downer broke? :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 20, 2018, 06:07:53 PM
Don't bother asking an idiot in an old Ford where the best place to find game is. :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2018, 07:29:44 PM
Quote from: pitw on November 20, 2018, 06:07:53 PM
Don't bother asking an idiot in an old Ford where the best place to find game is. :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:

  Did you just send more out-of-staters to the local nudist colony ?   :highclap: :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on November 21, 2018, 08:22:51 AM
 :laf:

Along that line, never trust the directions if you ask an older Indian man, nor any other info he supplies if you ask.  Solemnly delivered pranks are an art form.  A game warden near Kamloops checked a Vancouver city fellow who was proud of some magpies he had killed with his shotgun.  He had stopped and asked some Native men east of Kamloops where to hunt pheasants and they gave him permission to hunt Holstein pheasants on their Rez...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 21, 2018, 01:57:43 PM
6-year-olds are very fidgety on a deer stand.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 23, 2018, 09:38:29 PM
happiness is a warm gut pile .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 24, 2018, 01:43:41 PM
Some people never run out of stupid questions
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 24, 2018, 02:16:09 PM
Firewood warms you more than twice. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 25, 2018, 12:08:21 PM
The wicked worketh a deceitful work, but to him that soweth righteousness shall be a sure reward. Proverbs 11:18
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 25, 2018, 06:21:32 PM
Sometimes not shooting is the right choice. :whew:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: JohnP on November 25, 2018, 07:17:32 PM
Quote from: bambam on November 23, 2018, 09:38:29 PM
happiness is a warm gut pile .  :yoyo:

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on November 25, 2018, 09:14:24 PM
Johnc :alscalls: :congrats:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 26, 2018, 03:55:33 PM
going back to work after vacation really sucks .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 27, 2018, 03:37:12 PM

A $300 or $30 watch both tell the same time
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 27, 2018, 08:28:14 PM
If your wife for whatever reason happens to forget her cell phone at home, don't, I repeat don't hide the Fn thing as a joke. :shock2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad3: :mad3: :mad3: :sad3: :sad3:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Yotehntr on November 28, 2018, 12:52:16 AM
I work maintenance, my go to line...  :wo: "Well if this don't fix it... it's probably something else".
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 28, 2018, 03:16:57 PM

  Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 29, 2018, 05:00:47 PM

frozen water hose slows down butchering
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on December 02, 2018, 09:06:12 AM
Some of these tips.. :alscalls: :laugh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 02, 2018, 09:35:20 AM
A 1/2 cup of water strategically placed on the bed of a sleeping person can sure make for downward pointed eyeballs. :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 03, 2018, 08:23:13 PM
Using a guests toothbrush to clean the toilet will certainly keep you from having that guest as a guest again if they find out. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on December 03, 2018, 09:17:55 PM
Why do I get the feeling you have company and your pouring water on their bed and cleaning your toilet with their toothbrush? :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 03, 2018, 09:46:42 PM
Quote from: FinsnFur on December 03, 2018, 09:17:55 PM
Why do I get the feeling you have company and your pouring water on their bed and cleaning your toilet with their toothbrush? :alscalls:

Not anymore. :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on December 03, 2018, 11:51:15 PM
Quote from: JohnP on November 25, 2018, 07:17:32 PM
Quote from: bambam on November 23, 2018, 09:38:29 PM
happiness is a warm gut pile .  :yoyo:



John, Where did you find that white stuff?  Not in your back yard I'll bet!

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 07, 2018, 04:36:53 PM
  power surges can sure F up a lot of appliances.  :argh: :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 08, 2018, 03:34:25 PM
 
Whoever does not regard what he has as ample wealth , is unhappy, though he be master of the world.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 09, 2018, 09:14:32 AM
Blessed be the Lord , my strength , which teacheth my hands to war , and my fingers to fight.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 09, 2018, 09:50:22 AM
If you pick the lesser of two evils, you are still picking an evil.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on December 10, 2018, 08:43:13 AM
That is called "voting".
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on December 10, 2018, 11:18:53 AM
sometimes playing the lottery pays off...won a grand.... (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 10, 2018, 04:02:11 PM
Congrats Chief !!!!!!!!! 

 
The older I get , the better I used to be. Lee Trevino
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 11, 2018, 04:17:37 PM

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all . Peter Drucker
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 11, 2018, 05:13:13 PM
You will find in your life that being right doesn't mean pooh at times. :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 12, 2018, 01:35:46 PM

The greatest mistake we make is living in constant fear that we will make one. John Maxwell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 13, 2018, 04:45:27 PM
insurance companies suck
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 14, 2018, 11:52:34 AM

fixing a water leak sometimes exposes other problems.  :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 14, 2018, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on December 14, 2018, 11:52:34 AM

fixing a water leak sometimes exposes other problems.  :argh: :doh2:

This is more fact than tip. :doh2:

Gosh I've always enjoyed the copper fittings that tou screw up more joints than you fix upon heating. :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 16, 2018, 09:54:38 AM

Man is like to vanity , his days are as a shadow that passeth away . Psalm 144:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 17, 2018, 04:00:31 PM

If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our lives with his lies. Karl Kraus
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 17, 2018, 08:27:52 PM
Sex is for folk who ain't got nothing better to do. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 18, 2018, 02:26:00 PM
If we open a quarrel between past and present we shall find that we have lost the future. Winston Churchill
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 19, 2018, 04:02:37 PM

Blame my lack of knowing better on public education. Osborne Brothers
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 20, 2018, 03:47:34 PM

some people should use glue stick instead of chapstick.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 21, 2018, 01:53:48 PM
A  busted jar when you are canning makes a BIG mess .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 21, 2018, 02:03:00 PM
Buy all the parts to change out a 30 year old water line hook up before you try tightening to stop a slow leak. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 22, 2018, 12:29:04 PM
Quote from: pitw on December 21, 2018, 02:03:00 PM
Buy all the parts to change out a 30 year old water line hook up before you try tightening to stop a slow leak. :doh2:

  Been there !  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 22, 2018, 12:31:13 PM
 Burning a rubber boot to try and seal a leak can create some noxious fumes and really irritate the wife.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 22, 2018, 02:00:55 PM
 :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :doh2:
This one could use some explaining so I can  :alscalls: some more. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 23, 2018, 12:03:24 PM
Quote from: pitw on December 22, 2018, 02:00:55 PM
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :doh2:
This one could use some explaining so I can  :alscalls: some more. :biggrin:

  My boot isn't leaking now, but I'm banned to the ram pasture.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 23, 2018, 12:09:21 PM

Remember the true meaning of Christmas is not about getting presents, it's about the birth of our savior, Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 24, 2018, 02:11:04 PM

Don't store tanned hides in a damp place .  :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 24, 2018, 03:01:42 PM
Chickadees are entertaining.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on December 25, 2018, 01:12:40 AM
Right or wrong, make a decision. The roads are littered with squirrels that couldn't make a decision.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on December 25, 2018, 06:37:09 AM
Merry Christmas everyone
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 25, 2018, 04:01:04 PM
Instead of calling your toilet room a John, call it a Jim.  You'll feel much better telling everyone you went to the Jim this morning.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2018, 06:07:51 PM
 always check how many eggs are in the carton before cooking breakfast .  :doh2: :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2018, 06:08:36 PM
Quote from: pitw on December 25, 2018, 04:01:04 PM
Instead of calling your toilet room a John, call it a Jim.  You'll feel much better telling everyone you went to the Jim this morning.

   :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2018, 06:12:04 PM

Today in the city of David, there has been born for you a savior, who is Christ the Lord.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 26, 2018, 03:05:36 PM
Cocaine increases bee dancing.  ( Our guvment spent $ 243,000.00 on this study ) .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 26, 2018, 03:37:18 PM
New Canadians[as well as a whack of old ones] need to learn how to drive after every snow fall. :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 27, 2018, 04:28:31 PM

getting salt in a cut will make you dance too.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 27, 2018, 05:57:43 PM
Taking a 3 yyear old shopping is most entertaining and frustrating at the same time. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 28, 2018, 06:19:20 PM
Wrapping a present with a three year old takes at least three rolls of tape, a big roll of paper and better stomach muscles than the strongest man alive to keep it from hurting with laughter :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:.  I also don't want to know what the sound on the stairs was as he returned a couple rolls downstairs[granny likes surprises tooooo. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 28, 2018, 06:37:46 PM

If I had a dollar for every girl who finds me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 29, 2018, 10:12:00 AM

A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 30, 2018, 11:51:03 AM

A good man obtaineth favour of the Lord, but a man of wicked devices will he condemn . Proverbs 12 : 2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM

Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 31, 2018, 03:09:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM

Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 02, 2019, 02:04:59 PM
Quote from: pitw on December 31, 2018, 03:09:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on December 31, 2018, 01:57:38 PM

Some people have a head simply to keep their ears apart.

Yeah, they were great dates, eh. :yoyo:

  Yes they were.  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 02, 2019, 02:23:24 PM

America produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 03, 2019, 03:15:37 PM

Strong people don't put others down :  they lift them up and then slam them to the ground for maximum damage.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 05, 2019, 12:32:12 PM

If you think nobody cares if you're alive , just try missing a couple payments .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 06, 2019, 02:18:09 PM
I will extol thee , my God , O King , and I will bless they name for ever and ever . Psalm 145:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 07, 2019, 03:55:43 PM
always read the fine print .  :readthis: :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 08, 2019, 03:05:03 PM

Just think of the devastation that your bad luck may have saved you from.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 09, 2019, 02:53:58 PM

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 09, 2019, 05:58:24 PM
Kids appear to learn by making the same mistakes their folks made. :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 10, 2019, 07:58:06 PM

Happiness comes through doors you didn't know you left open
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 11, 2019, 04:16:35 PM

people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 11, 2019, 08:20:16 PM
Quote from: bambam on January 11, 2019, 04:16:35 PM

people who buy a month's worth of milk for a 2 day storm are just idiots.

with a lot of friends. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 12, 2019, 02:05:59 PM

People who are late are often much jollier than those waiting on them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 13, 2019, 10:47:33 AM

He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness, but a false witness deceit. Proverbs 12 : 17
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 14, 2019, 03:12:45 PM

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 15, 2019, 12:32:59 PM

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 16, 2019, 01:37:59 PM

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 17, 2019, 05:02:52 PM

Government study ( cost $ 1 million ) ;

  The most painful place to be stung by a bee is on the genitals.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 17, 2019, 07:47:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on January 16, 2019, 01:37:59 PM

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Any good shortcut will add at least two hours to your trip.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 18, 2019, 03:33:49 PM

Government study ( cost $ 172,000.00 ) ;

  Walking with coffee causes it to spill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 19, 2019, 12:54:56 PM

hunting in the snow is fun, even if you don't fire a shot.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 20, 2019, 09:27:21 AM

Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 21, 2019, 05:32:53 PM

Government study ( cost $5 million ) ;

  Drunk birds slur when they sing
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 22, 2019, 02:09:30 PM

Government study ( cost $  855,000.00  ) ;

  Republicans are more likely to be disgusted by eating worms than democrats. .

   
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 23, 2019, 02:09:43 PM
 Government study ( cost $ 390,000.00 );

  A dog can shake 70% of the water off its fur in 4 seconds.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 24, 2019, 04:31:30 PM

Government study ( cost $ 1,1 million ) ;

  Cheerleaders are more attractive when in a group.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 25, 2019, 04:02:05 PM

Government study ( cost $ 1 million  ) ;

  Chimpanzees prefer Indian and African music.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 26, 2019, 04:29:59 PM

cutting firewood on a cold day warms you up in a hurry.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 27, 2019, 10:13:33 AM

Lying lips are abomination to the Lord, but they that deal truly are his delight . Proverbs 12:22
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 28, 2019, 03:57:08 PM

  Government study ( cost $ 1.9 million ) ;

  Humans " might " have been able to outrun dinosaurs.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on January 29, 2019, 06:51:52 PM
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies  :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 29, 2019, 07:35:23 PM
Quote from: chieftain on January 29, 2019, 06:51:52 PM
they should do a government study on how much it cost to do government studies  :confused:

  No doubt Chief, how are you doing ? Guess it's cold out there. Cold here, and windy. Finally got a little wood cut Saturday, glad I got a load of coal, I'd be out of wood already.

  Here's another one :

  Here's another government study that only cost $ 1 million :

  Yawning is contagious.

  We need to vote out all those idiots.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on January 30, 2019, 07:43:24 AM
doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard... (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 30, 2019, 03:53:28 PM
Quote from: chieftain on January 30, 2019, 07:43:24 AM
doing good, hope you and your are doing well...minus 12 this morning with a windchill factor of minus 35 degrees...bet that takes care of some of them ticks and skeeter's I deal with...yesterday morning I had 17 jakes and hens stroll through the yard... (https://postimages.org/)

  That's awesome Chief !  Haven't seen any turkeys here for a while. I'm not going to complain about our 8 degrees . Not sure what the wind chill is but it's blowing like heck.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 30, 2019, 03:54:48 PM

Government study ( cost $ 2.6 million ) ;

  Being a liberal is genetic.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 31, 2019, 04:09:35 PM

The best form of birth control after age 50 is nudity.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 01, 2019, 02:55:19 PM
 Government study ( cost $ 753,000.oo ) ;

  Butterflies are the hairiest creatures on earth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 02, 2019, 01:37:54 PM

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round …. and He laughed and laughed.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 03, 2019, 10:44:32 AM

The hand of the diligent shall bear rule , but the slothful shall be under tribute. Proverbs 12:24
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 04, 2019, 03:54:43 PM

Government study ( cost $ 331,000.00 )

  an elephant and a cat both take 18 seconds to pee.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 05, 2019, 03:35:32 PM

Pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 06, 2019, 05:15:38 PM

There are 2 sides to every story...….. and then there is the truth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 07, 2019, 05:33:50 PM

The trouble with up is there's always a down. Brad Paisley
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on February 08, 2019, 02:55:07 PM
my buddy finished my mountain man coat so I picked it up today..... (https://postimages.org/).....the liner cost the most.... (https://postimages.org/).... :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 08, 2019, 04:11:34 PM

Looks good Chief !!!  I  Like the turkey beards .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 08, 2019, 04:12:34 PM

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it will get you the right friends.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 09, 2019, 12:45:07 PM

shoveling shale helps work out stiff muscles.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 10, 2019, 07:55:14 AM

He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life , but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction. Proverbs 13:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 11, 2019, 06:33:32 PM

Just because you CAN say something, doesn't mean you should.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 11, 2019, 07:52:06 PM
Quote from: bambam on February 11, 2019, 06:33:32 PM

Just because you CAN say something, doesn't mean you should.

Says you.  :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 12, 2019, 05:43:55 PM

Government study (  cost $ 3. 9 million ) ;

  steroids make goldfish appear sexy .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 13, 2019, 04:14:32 PM

A woman's work is never done because they don't get up early enough.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 14, 2019, 01:32:45 PM

Strong people don't put others down . They lift them up. Michael Watson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 15, 2019, 02:22:23 PM

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 16, 2019, 10:50:09 AM

Live every day like it's your last, because someday it will be.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 17, 2019, 11:29:13 AM

A righteous man hateth lying, but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame. Proverbs 13 : 5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 18, 2019, 02:23:32 PM

If you brush your teeth in the dark, don't keep the toothpaste tube next to the Preparation H .  :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 19, 2019, 03:18:44 PM

Most humans have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 21, 2019, 01:56:50 PM

If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 21, 2019, 06:31:15 PM
or alone. :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on February 21, 2019, 08:45:41 PM
LOL Barry :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 22, 2019, 03:07:17 PM

meeting up  with old friends makes a bad day better.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 24, 2019, 12:43:26 PM

Wait on the Lord, be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart, wait, I say on the Lord.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on February 24, 2019, 06:20:20 PM
New friends can be made, but old friends are hard to come by.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 24, 2019, 11:00:40 PM
Killing things just cause you can is not always the best policy.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 25, 2019, 03:50:57 PM

Don't trust a 21- year old starter .  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 26, 2019, 04:37:03 PM

It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in  a war .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 27, 2019, 04:37:09 PM

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 28, 2019, 03:47:06 PM

  A swarm of bees looks like trouble but it makes honey
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 01, 2019, 04:01:36 PM

  The 2 party system is separate  cheeks of the same butt ,  and voters get what comes out of the middle .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 03, 2019, 11:23:32 AM

Only by pride cometh contention , but with the well advised is wisdom . Proverbs 13 : 10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 04, 2019, 03:19:35 PM

What is done in the dark will always come to light.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 05, 2019, 02:59:04 PM

Guns don't kill people , testifying against Hillary does.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 06, 2019, 04:00:07 PM

Cut out a man's tongue and you don't prove him a liar, only that you are afraid of what he has to say.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 07, 2019, 04:07:08 PM

The best way to avoid war is to be ready for it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 07, 2019, 07:17:58 PM
Quote from: bambam on March 07, 2019, 04:07:08 PM

The best way to avoid war is to be ready for it.

Living in an uninhabitable area[to almost everyone] seems to work. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 08, 2019, 04:02:59 PM

  The American Christian is different from every other person on the face of the earth because we will die on our feet before we will live on our knees. George Washington
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 09, 2019, 07:20:54 PM

From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 09, 2019, 10:29:28 PM
Quote from: bambam on March 09, 2019, 07:20:54 PM

From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson

What did he die of?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 10, 2019, 09:44:02 AM
Quote from: pitw on March 09, 2019, 10:29:28 PM
Quote from: bambam on March 09, 2019, 07:20:54 PM

From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson

What did he die of?

  I don't know. Maybe wore himself out breeding his slaves ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 10, 2019, 09:45:31 AM

  Every day I will bless thee , and I will praise thy name for ever and ever. Psalm 145:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 11, 2019, 03:15:31 PM

  We could say the government spends money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because they are spending their own money. Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 12, 2019, 04:34:07 PM

Never interfere with your enemy while he is destroying himself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 13, 2019, 04:10:44 PM

some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug .  :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 15, 2019, 06:11:48 PM

bigamy  is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 16, 2019, 02:07:22 PM

  A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 17, 2019, 12:41:28 PM

Great is the Lord , and greatly to be praised , and his greatness is unsearchable. Psalm 145:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 18, 2019, 03:01:02 PM

  Don't steal ; the government hates competition .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 19, 2019, 02:21:30 PM

  The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 20, 2019, 03:05:08 PM

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. Elmo Phillips.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 21, 2019, 02:58:41 PM

When you reach the end of your rope , tie a knot and hang on. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 22, 2019, 04:42:18 PM

  When a friend is in trouble, don't ask if there is anything you can do , think up something and do it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 22, 2019, 09:54:01 PM
A knife down 8 feet in water is useless. :argh: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 23, 2019, 05:52:04 PM

Arguing with a hard-headed drunk is a waste of time.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 24, 2019, 10:38:43 AM
Butchering a couple hogs with lads you raised and taught is fun[in one lads word]. :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 24, 2019, 01:15:21 PM

I will speak of the glorious honor of thy majesty, and of thy wondrous works. Psalm 145:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 25, 2019, 03:09:17 PM

One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 26, 2019, 03:19:51 PM

The game sure is weird sometimes, but you can't kill them if you don't pull the trigger.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 27, 2019, 04:04:33 PM

Be at war with your vices, , at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 27, 2019, 05:04:52 PM
There is a reason some in the litter are runts.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 28, 2019, 03:47:12 PM

Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people . Theodore Roosevelt .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 29, 2019, 04:10:46 PM

Real  generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 30, 2019, 01:03:38 PM

There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 31, 2019, 09:26:02 AM

You never know God is all you need until God is all you have .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 01, 2019, 05:01:45 PM

Wishing will never be a substitute for prayer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 01, 2019, 07:31:50 PM
Not all grocery store plastic bags are made equal.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 02, 2019, 09:23:02 AM
Cats shouldn't step in traps set for a skunk. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 02, 2019, 01:43:42 PM

The great questions of the day will not be settled by speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 03, 2019, 03:47:25 PM

We hang the petty thieves and elect the great ones to office. Aesop
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 03, 2019, 07:03:43 PM
Shooting a skunk between the shoulder from above seems to keep them from spraying. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 04, 2019, 04:09:19 PM

  Chains are worse than bayonets .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 05, 2019, 03:34:30 PM

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 07, 2019, 12:39:20 PM

When God speaks , oftentimes his voice will call for an act of courage on our part.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 08, 2019, 01:43:59 PM

It's always to early to quit.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 09, 2019, 03:21:05 PM

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines. Satchel Paige
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 09, 2019, 09:57:39 PM
Pulling the seat outta a 34 year old vehicle nets one a bunch of treasures. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 10, 2019, 01:33:36 PM
A second set of eyeballs can be invaluable. :biggrin:

I looked at a piece of equipment and liked what I saw so sent the dropper over to check it out.  His report on return had me  :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: :doh2: so much I'm addled now :pout:.  Sure glad I didn't buy it. :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 10, 2019, 05:02:16 PM

Feeding catfish on a warm spring day makes you forget about winter.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 11, 2019, 04:39:51 PM

happiness is finding a big patch of nice ramps !!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on April 11, 2019, 08:05:28 PM
Quote from: bambam on April 11, 2019, 04:39:51 PM

happiness is finding a big patch of nice ramps !!
sure is..
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 12, 2019, 05:06:53 PM
Howdy Chief !  Hope all is well. Gonna dig some more ramps tomorrow.

 
  If America was a tree, liberals would root for the termites. Greg Gutfeld.

 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 13, 2019, 01:42:39 PM

Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 14, 2019, 11:59:24 AM

and men shall speak of the might of thy terrible acts ; and I will declare thy greatness . Psalm 145:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 15, 2019, 04:05:48 PM

There are no shortcuts to anywhere worth going .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 16, 2019, 05:54:39 PM

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life . Robert Heinlein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 17, 2019, 04:37:21 PM

Fixing one problem sometimes exposes another .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 18, 2019, 05:20:51 PM

Don't do something permanently stupid because you are temporarily upset.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 19, 2019, 12:10:35 PM

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died . Rather we should thank God that such men lived. Gen. George S. Patton
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 19, 2019, 01:22:46 PM
Never underestimate the power of home made pickles. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 20, 2019, 02:40:49 PM

Hearing gobblers on a fine spring morning is good for the soul.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 20, 2019, 06:08:25 PM
Having an interval of 1 year between a shave and haircut makes for happy birds. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 21, 2019, 10:09:28 AM

The Lord is gracious , and full of compassion , slow to anger, and of great mercy.Psalm 145:8

  Have a blessed Easter everyone.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on April 21, 2019, 10:27:45 AM
Quote from: bambam on April 21, 2019, 10:09:28 AM

The Lord is gracious , and full of compassion , slow to anger, and of great mercy.Psalm 145:8

  ...

And its a good thing for me that He is!

Yes, have a great Easter, everyone!

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 21, 2019, 10:58:28 AM
easter comes from the pagan word eastra. :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 22, 2019, 04:25:50 PM

Trust your own instinct, your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 23, 2019, 03:53:49 PM

Life is like a stubborn mule ;  it won't  back up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 24, 2019, 05:39:59 PM

  Morels sometimes grow where you don't expect them.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on April 25, 2019, 12:41:25 PM
they don't grow under water,been raining here for a month...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2019, 02:32:45 PM
Been wet here too Chief, but I found 20 big ones last evening, some bigger around than my beer can .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2019, 05:01:08 PM

The difference between the KKK and the Supreme Court is that the members of the Supreme Court dress up  in black robes and scare white people .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on April 25, 2019, 07:43:53 PM
Quote from: bambam on April 25, 2019, 02:32:45 PM
Been wet here too Chief, but I found 20 big ones last evening, some bigger around than my beer can .
...way to go,the bigger the better .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 26, 2019, 04:24:55 PM

" It's a good day for makin' things right."  Robert Duvall ,  Open Range.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 27, 2019, 07:01:29 PM

You can't learn to succeed until you learn to fail.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 28, 2019, 10:30:13 AM

The Lord is good to all , and his tender mercies are over all his works . Psalm 145 : 9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 29, 2019, 05:46:39 PM

You can't understand courage until you have had to face fear and deal with it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 01, 2019, 03:20:47 PM
finally quit raining for a few hours this morning,found 63, most were fresh.... (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 01, 2019, 07:18:14 PM
Nice haul there Chief !!!  Yum Yum . Took my granddaughter fishing last evening . She caught 9 bluegills and a bass.  Fish, mushroom, and ramp fry coming soon .  :yoyo:

  Never trust a pharmacy to count your pills correctly.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2019, 08:19:37 AM

You can't learn to stand up for yourself until you have no option of backing out.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 04, 2019, 02:27:36 PM
catfish love muddy water and nightcrawlers.... (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 04, 2019, 06:36:17 PM
Another nice haul Chief. Roxann caught the first cat of the year out of our pond this evening. We Graduated RayElla from college this morning !!!!!!  She is now a registered nurse. A dang good day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 04, 2019, 10:47:36 PM
Tell Ray congrats from Alberta. :yoyo:  Now she can keep you outta the electric chair by saving the fella's you shoot for chasing her. :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2019, 10:52:01 AM
Quote from: pitw on May 04, 2019, 10:47:36 PM
Tell Ray congrats from Alberta. :yoyo:  Now she can keep you outta the electric chair by saving the fella's you shoot for chasing her. :wink:

  HAHA . Thanks Barry , I'll tell her.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2019, 10:52:53 AM

All thy works shall praise thee , O Lord, and thy saints shall bless thee. Psalm 145 :10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on May 05, 2019, 06:47:59 PM
congrats to  RayElla ,it aint easy, my daughter is a nurse....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 06, 2019, 05:17:57 PM

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 07, 2019, 05:12:12 PM

My wife has a slight speech impediment. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 07, 2019, 06:28:56 PM
Good night missus M'Gilacutti, Whereever you are.   Jimmy Durante
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 08, 2019, 06:11:46 PM

We could certainly slow down the aging process if it had to work its way through congress. Will Rogers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 09, 2019, 06:01:51 PM

Don't worry about avoiding temptation . As you grow older, it will avoid you. Winston Churchill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 10, 2019, 05:51:19 PM

  Cardiologist's diet ; if it tastes good, spit it out.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 11, 2019, 10:08:39 AM
Life is terminal. Enjoy it while you can.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 12, 2019, 10:54:52 AM

They shall speak of the glory of thy kingdom , and talk of thy power. Psalm 145:11
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 13, 2019, 06:19:31 PM
One thing I love about conservative women is that I never have to ask myself, " Is that a woman ? "
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 14, 2019, 05:33:22 PM

You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts . If they start living in a dream world, it's going to be bad.  Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 15, 2019, 04:51:42 PM

  To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 16, 2019, 03:08:11 PM

14 million kids live in poverty in America , but democrats fight for illegal aliens.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 17, 2019, 03:32:15 PM

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 19, 2019, 09:55:53 AM

The Lord upholdeth all that fall , and raiseth up all those that be bowed down. Psalm 145 :14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 20, 2019, 04:00:38 PM

THey sent more troops and arms to arrest Roger Stone than to defend Benghazi .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 21, 2019, 05:08:48 PM

" Make-up can cover up a lot of evil, my man " . Phil Robertson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 22, 2019, 04:24:51 PM

It only took 10 years for democratic socialists to destroy Venezuela .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 23, 2019, 05:11:42 PM

A new poll confirms that 1 in 3 liberals are as stupid as the other 2 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 24, 2019, 03:10:10 PM

aim small miss small.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 24, 2019, 05:48:27 PM
Blood usually means he "ain't OK", but could be slightly wounded. :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 27, 2019, 10:49:13 AM

God bless all the brave men and women who have sacrificed for our country.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 28, 2019, 08:23:17 AM
Finding a small nut in a big shop vac can be tedious. :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 28, 2019, 03:26:34 PM

 
  A socialist is a communist who does not yet have the power to take everything from the citizens at gunpoint.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 29, 2019, 02:00:56 PM

Getting off work early and having lots to do outside is a sure way to make it rain.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 31, 2019, 08:11:04 PM

Vote republican , they might not be perfect, but the other side is insane.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 02, 2019, 06:56:43 PM

The law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death. Proverbs 13:14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 03, 2019, 08:40:32 PM

wives and daughters can make a man drink.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 04, 2019, 05:47:24 PM

  Liberals feel the same about firearms as they do about wealth ; it's OK for them but not for you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 05, 2019, 03:09:41 PM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on June 05, 2019, 06:59:55 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 05, 2019, 03:09:41 PM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.

So does some ugly.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 05, 2019, 09:31:14 PM
Quote from: Hawks Feather on June 05, 2019, 06:59:55 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 05, 2019, 03:09:41 PM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.

So does some ugly.

You met a couple of my old girl friends?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on June 06, 2019, 08:05:20 AM
Quote from: pitw on June 05, 2019, 09:31:14 PM
Quote from: Hawks Feather on June 05, 2019, 06:59:55 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 05, 2019, 03:09:41 PM

  Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes all the way to the bone.

So does some ugly.

You met a couple of my old girl friends?

Heck, I probably dated a few of them.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 06, 2019, 03:05:10 PM

The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 07, 2019, 04:16:45 PM

We spend $ 18 billion a year on healthcare for illegals and can't find $ 5 billion for a wall.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 09, 2019, 03:05:46 PM
 meeting a good friend and getting free custom -made turkey calls makes for a dang good day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 09, 2019, 06:51:08 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 09, 2019, 03:05:46 PM
meeting a good friend and getting free custom -made turkey calls makes for a dang good day.

:yoyo: :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 10, 2019, 02:50:30 PM

The bad people in the world make you appreciate the good people even more.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 10, 2019, 05:53:30 PM
A rough field can sure piss one off  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2019, 05:49:45 PM

A chainsaw that won't start will sure piss you off too.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 11, 2019, 06:44:01 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 11, 2019, 05:49:45 PM

A chainsaw that won't start will sure piss you off too.  :argh:

Them I can do something about. 
Losing a day of work cause of someone else's ineptness makes you so happy you might just cry. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 12, 2019, 03:07:47 PM

The same media who said Hillary had a 95% chance of winning now says Pres. Trump's ratings are low.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 13, 2019, 05:15:27 PM

No border walls and no voter ID laws. Have you figured it out yet ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 14, 2019, 04:34:57 PM

Democrats don't want unvaccinated kids in our schools but want millions of unvaccinated illegals in our country.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 16, 2019, 09:50:23 AM

He that walketh with wise men shall be wise , but a companion of fools shall be destroyed. Proverbs 13:20
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 16, 2019, 04:10:57 PM
Maybe a guy shouldn't try and earn a living on fathers day. :iroll:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 17, 2019, 04:59:21 PM

A stuck PTO shaft can sure screw up your plans for the day.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 18, 2019, 01:17:56 PM

A group of baboons is called a congress.  :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 19, 2019, 08:23:56 PM
Telling an annoying customer to enjoy sex and travel is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 20, 2019, 09:32:30 AM
Young men and their friends can do stuff an old fart would take two days to do in a couple hours. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 20, 2019, 12:59:01 PM

Every woman has a right to be believed, unless you are raped by a democrat. 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 21, 2019, 12:35:16 PM

Digging cattails out of a drainage ditch by hand is an exercise in futility.  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 24, 2019, 08:24:02 AM

Vacation days go by waaaaaaaaaay faster than work days .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on June 24, 2019, 10:34:02 AM
The worst day fishing is better then the best day at work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 25, 2019, 03:23:15 PM

Don't listen to people who walk on their knuckles.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 26, 2019, 04:20:14 PM

The best way to amass a small fortune is to inherit a large fortune.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 27, 2019, 03:02:00 PM

The electoral college worked great until Hillary lost , now liberals want to abolish it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 28, 2019, 03:29:28 PM

Freedom is not free
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 28, 2019, 04:15:47 PM
cows may not fly but they sure as [L] can jump.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 29, 2019, 09:35:53 PM

The difference between E.T. and illegal aliens is that E. T. learned to speak English and went home.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 30, 2019, 10:49:52 AM

Evil pursueth sinners,but to the righteous good shall be repayed. Proverbs 13:21
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 30, 2019, 12:13:00 PM
Missing church to watch a wet tshirt contest is a no brainer. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 01, 2019, 05:59:37 PM

Getting free firewood already cut is a gift from God !!!!!! :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 02, 2019, 02:18:27 PM

Someone who walks 3000 miles across Mexico and shows up overweight and holding a cellphone is NOT a refugee.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 02, 2019, 04:05:29 PM
A plugged air line to the air govenor on a big truck can wreck a portion of your day.   :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 03, 2019, 03:07:33 PM

    You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 04, 2019, 09:47:24 PM

God bless America , God bless President Trump, and God bless gunpowder.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 05, 2019, 09:30:51 AM
If you remove something from your wifes truck cause she ain't gonna use it anyway, rest assured that the next day your sex life will be changed. :innocentwhistle: :doh2: :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2019, 01:46:45 PM
Quote from: pitw on July 05, 2019, 09:30:51 AM
If you remove something from your wifes truck cause she ain't gonna use it anyway, rest assured that the next day your sex life will be changed. :innocentwhistle: :doh2: :pout:

  Back in the ram pasture again ?  :nono:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2019, 01:47:42 PM

Having to put down a lame rooster is not the highlight of a day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on July 05, 2019, 04:09:47 PM
Quote from: bambam on July 05, 2019, 01:47:42 PM

Having to put down a lame rooster is not the highlight of a day.

But having chicken for supper makes it all worthwhile.   :wo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 06, 2019, 04:28:06 PM

You just can't beat live bait for catching fish .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 06, 2019, 04:48:02 PM
or dynamite. :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2019, 08:32:25 AM

He that spareth the rod hateth his son, but he that loveth him chsteneth him betimes. Proverbs 13:24
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 08, 2019, 06:19:38 PM

It's good news to see another big-name pedophile arrested !!!   :yoyo:

  Now castrate the ba$tid .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 09, 2019, 06:37:25 PM

  You can avoid reality but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 10, 2019, 05:41:53 PM

People who claim to be representing / love their country and refuse to respect the National Anthem are unpatriotic liars.  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on July 11, 2019, 07:09:15 AM
Quote from: bambam on July 10, 2019, 05:41:53 PM
People who claim to be representing / love their country and refuse to respect the National Anthem are unpatriotic liars.  :madd:

Or as I like to think of them a POS.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 12, 2019, 03:28:26 PM

Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 12, 2019, 11:49:45 PM
Quote from: bambam on July 12, 2019, 03:28:26 PM

Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face .  :yoyo:

Not with a ten foot pole am I touching this one. :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 13, 2019, 09:36:48 AM
Quote from: pitw on July 12, 2019, 11:49:45 PM
Quote from: bambam on July 12, 2019, 03:28:26 PM

Carrying a big bag of cucumbers out of the garden sure puts a smile on your face .  :yoyo:

Not with a ten foot pole am I touching this one. :alscalls:
And we are all thankful for that!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 13, 2019, 09:45:00 PM
Man is not complete until he is married...……….. then he is finished.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 15, 2019, 04:00:43 PM

Failure to latch the door can allow pheasants to escape the pen .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 15, 2019, 11:33:24 PM
If you wanna go on a diet, just suggest to your wife that she lose a few pounds. :doh2:   Guaranteed to lose weight at home.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 16, 2019, 06:41:08 PM

Anniversaries are expensive .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on July 17, 2019, 09:37:04 AM
Quote from: bambam on July 16, 2019, 06:41:08 PM

Anniversaries are expensive .  :doh2:
Try forgetting one. Now that is expensive.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 17, 2019, 01:59:28 PM
Quote from: remrogers on July 17, 2019, 09:37:04 AM
Quote from: bambam on July 16, 2019, 06:41:08 PM

Anniversaries are expensive .  :doh2:
Try forgetting one. Now that is expensive.

   :laf: no doubt !
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 17, 2019, 02:00:44 PM

  veterinarians are expensive too .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 18, 2019, 04:58:20 PM

  Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 19, 2019, 02:42:38 PM

cheap Chinese junk is not worth the price or time it takes to break it .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 20, 2019, 12:12:14 PM

Seeds dry fast when temps are in the 90's .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on July 20, 2019, 02:20:58 PM
Quote from: bambam on July 20, 2019, 12:12:14 PM
Seeds dry fast when temps are in the 90's .

So does brass when it is laid out on a towel today.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 21, 2019, 11:21:15 AM

Trust ye in the Lord forever ; for in the Lord Jehovah is everlasting strength . Isaiah 26:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 22, 2019, 03:19:49 PM

high winds can sure play hell with a row of corn.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 23, 2019, 03:07:56 PM

  You aren't free if you aren't armed.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 28, 2019, 06:33:40 PM

There is no peace , saith my God , to the wicked. Issiah 57:21
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 28, 2019, 07:22:28 PM
Fresh produce from the garden can make your tummy hurt, but it is a good hurt. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 29, 2019, 05:04:06 PM

seeing your cucumber vines dying makes you hurt too.  :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 30, 2019, 04:47:41 PM

You know you live in a great country when even those who detest it refuse to leave. Candace Owens
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 30, 2019, 05:00:30 PM
Sneezing with a mouthful of icecream is a trick you can only master one way. :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 31, 2019, 04:31:32 PM

free sweet corn is sure to put a smile on your face.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 31, 2019, 04:34:52 PM
A hail storm can reduce combining by 100%. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 02, 2019, 02:48:44 PM

If you come to a fork  in the road, take it. Yogi Berra
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 03, 2019, 10:39:47 AM

If a dead body was found in the trunk of Hillary's car, the FBI would ask Trump why he did it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 03, 2019, 11:24:10 AM
Sometimes you turn a bad buy into a mini gold mine. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 04, 2019, 12:28:50 PM

The wicked walk on every side , when the vilest men are exalted. Psalm 12:8
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 05, 2019, 03:05:45 PM

People who want to ban guns should not be allowed to have armed bodyguards.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 05, 2019, 07:38:00 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 05, 2019, 03:05:45 PM

People who want to ban guns should not be allowed to have armed bodyguards.  :argh:

:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:

Kinda/sorta rings wrong, eh.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 05, 2019, 09:04:03 PM
Sneezing just right over the ice cream bucket get's you all the ice cream. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 06, 2019, 02:40:04 PM

Cutting wood when it is  80 degrees F makes you sweat.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 07, 2019, 03:16:18 PM

  Human beings are some of the stupidest people on earth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 08, 2019, 04:34:08 PM

seeing your tomatoes rot on the vine is depressing.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 08, 2019, 10:42:28 PM
Doing something you ain't done in twenty years let's you know how far behind you really are. :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 09, 2019, 08:26:35 PM
One maybe shouldn't post on the internet when under the influence of some mind altering materials. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 10, 2019, 12:54:40 PM

It's never too early to scout for deer sign.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 12, 2019, 02:16:53 PM

The arms of the wicked shall be broken , but the Lord upholdeth the righteous.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 12, 2019, 06:48:42 PM
Cops from the city don't understand small town folk. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on August 13, 2019, 01:48:05 PM
Most people from the city don't understand rural folks.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 13, 2019, 03:03:13 PM

Don't try to create a map on MYtopo while you are drinking .  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2019, 03:57:48 PM

Just because you ask for pepperoni on your pizza doesn't mean they will put it on .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 14, 2019, 05:18:13 PM
Really rich folk can afford pizza. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 15, 2019, 04:47:40 PM

Always  inspect your canning jars for chips before filling them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 15, 2019, 07:38:37 PM
Picking the last of anything for the season, sucks.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 16, 2019, 03:20:11 PM

The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 18, 2019, 11:36:35 AM

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want . Psalm 23;1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 20, 2019, 01:18:36 PM

  You know you've peeled a LOT of pears when you start getting blisters.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 20, 2019, 01:41:21 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 20, 2019, 01:18:36 PM

  You know you've peeled a LOT of pears when you start getting blisters.

:sad3: :shock2: :shock2: :whew:

If you want more work just book a cabin at a lake for a few days.   :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 21, 2019, 04:17:14 PM

homemade spaghetti sauce is SOOOOOOO much better than store bought .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 21, 2019, 07:35:44 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 21, 2019, 04:17:14 PM

homemade spaghetti sauce is SOOOOOOO much better than store bought .  :yoyo:

I'll second that. :yahoo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 22, 2019, 04:56:26 PM

Home-canned peaches are better than store-bought too  !!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 22, 2019, 08:13:38 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 22, 2019, 04:56:26 PM

Home-canned peaches are better than store-bought too  !!!

Not util Saturday. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: JohnP on August 23, 2019, 03:10:47 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 21, 2019, 04:17:14 PM

homemade spaghetti sauce is SOOOOOOO much better than store bought .  :yoyo:

My mom always made spaghetti sauce and always with fresh tomatoes and herbs -garlic, oregano and basil.  Every time I came home on leave she would make me some, always had a aroma to it that was special and filled the whole house.   After I got married Marge asked for her recipe.  Mom said she didn't have a recipe just - some of this and some of that, a pinch of this and a pinch of that. 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 25, 2019, 10:51:43 AM

Give unto the Lord , o ye mighty, give unto the  Lord glory and strength. Psalm 29:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 26, 2019, 02:42:53 PM

I'm not young enough to know everything. J.M. Barrie
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 26, 2019, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: JohnP on August 23, 2019, 03:10:47 PMMom said she didn't have a recipe just - some of this and some of that, a pinch of this and a pinch of that.

I hated when she did that. :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 27, 2019, 01:23:12 PM

Taking a list to the store and not looking at it ensures you will forget something.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 27, 2019, 02:21:16 PM
Bigger ain't always best. :nofgr:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2019, 06:40:16 PM

Leftover deer steak is the second best meal on earth.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 29, 2019, 04:32:51 PM

The second bloom of green beans sometimes produces the best beans .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 30, 2019, 02:35:54 PM

islam is communism with a " god " .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 31, 2019, 02:22:03 PM

When you go 4 miles into the mountains to set up trail cameras, make SURE you don't forget the SD cards.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 01, 2019, 10:38:42 AM

  The voice of the Lord is powerful , the voice of the Lord is mighty. Psalm 29:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 01, 2019, 11:51:12 AM
Miserable weather makes for miserable customers. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 02, 2019, 02:33:11 PM

A tailgate piled up with geese on opening day sure puts a smile on your face.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on September 02, 2019, 10:38:32 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 02, 2019, 02:33:11 PM

A tailgate piled up with geese on opening day sure puts a smile on your face.  :yoyo:
It can also mean a lot of work plucking and cleaning.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 03, 2019, 03:21:15 PM

Chinkapin burrs make your fingers sore .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 04, 2019, 07:34:09 PM

shelling cornbeans makes your fingers sore too .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 04, 2019, 09:33:04 PM
Buying a book for 2 bit's and finding a $100 bill in it sure puts a grin on your face.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 04, 2019, 09:33:45 PM
Wives can sure wipe a grin off your face. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 05, 2019, 01:26:58 PM

Seeing geese back in  a field you have permission to hunt puts a grin on your face.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 06, 2019, 09:24:02 PM

Doctors cannot be trusted.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 07, 2019, 07:35:10 AM
Quote from: bambam on September 06, 2019, 09:24:02 PM

Doctors cannot be trusted.

:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: :whew:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 07, 2019, 08:44:56 AM

The one thing I can't resist is temptation . Oscar Wilde
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 08, 2019, 08:22:25 AM

God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 09, 2019, 03:58:29 PM

It's been a good year when you don't have enough shelves for all your canned goods.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 09, 2019, 07:27:08 PM
Bull moose are freakin big.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on September 09, 2019, 09:46:02 PM
Quote from: pitw on September 09, 2019, 07:27:08 PM
Bull moose are freakin big.

You been handling one today?

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 09, 2019, 10:31:50 PM
Quote from: Okanagan on September 09, 2019, 09:46:02 PM
Quote from: pitw on September 09, 2019, 07:27:08 PM
Bull moose are freakin big.

You been handling one today?

They is out looking for mama and one was right in front of my truck.  I even had the ol' girl in reverse in case I needed it.  Had a cool double pan type set of antlers.   I swear that bugger couldn't walk in my house with 8 foot ceilings.  He was also talking the whole time and I get a kick outta how little noise they make bleating for the size.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on September 10, 2019, 09:01:16 AM
Quote from: pitw on September 09, 2019, 10:31:50 PM
Quote from: Okanagan on September 09, 2019, 09:46:02 PM
Quote from: pitw on September 09, 2019, 07:27:08 PM
Bull moose are freakin big.

You been handling one today?

They is out looking for mama and one was right in front of my truck.  I even had the ol' girl in reverse in case I needed it.  Had a cool double pan type set of antlers.   I swear that bugger couldn't walk in my house with 8 foot ceilings.  He was also talking the whole time and I get a kick outta how little noise they make bleating for the size.

Fun experience.  I'm kind of envious, having moved away from moose country.  Getting to listen to a real bull sure improved my moose calling. 

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 10, 2019, 03:57:55 PM

JFK put men on the moon. Obama put men in women's bathrooms.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 10, 2019, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 10, 2019, 03:57:55 PM

JFK put men on the moon. Obama put men in women's bathrooms.

Well I kow where I'd sooner go.

:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 11, 2019, 04:38:15 PM

" In terms of advisors , I took my own advice " . Pres. Trump
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 12, 2019, 03:48:41 PM

Geese are unpredictable.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 15, 2019, 12:14:40 PM

The voice of the Lord divideth the flames of fire. Psalm 29:7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 16, 2019, 04:04:03 PM

Find the acorns and you will find the deer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 16, 2019, 04:48:22 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 16, 2019, 04:04:03 PM

Find the acorns and you will find the deer.

I'm screwed, we don't got no acorns. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 17, 2019, 04:06:00 PM
Quote from: pitw on September 16, 2019, 04:48:22 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 16, 2019, 04:04:03 PM

Find the acorns and you will find the deer.

I'm screwed, we don't got no acorns. :sad:

   :nono:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 17, 2019, 04:06:47 PM

Watching a congressional hearing is like watching a drunk monkey trying to screw a football.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 18, 2019, 03:24:06 PM

Homemade applesauce is waaaaaaaaay better than store-bought.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 18, 2019, 05:27:17 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 18, 2019, 03:24:06 PM

Homemade applesauce is waaaaaaaaay better than store-bought.

:biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 19, 2019, 07:15:26 PM
 cheap Russian ammo is only good for target practice.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 19, 2019, 08:33:29 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 19, 2019, 07:15:26 PM
cheap Russian ammo is only good for target practice.

I was gonna attack this one and then I thought,  what the {L} did he screw up this time? 

Sometimes a story is better than a picture.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2019, 10:15:42 AM

Sometimes " the grass is greener " is due to a septic problem.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 22, 2019, 10:52:48 AM

  The Lord will give strength to his people , the Lord will bless his people with peace. Psalm 29 : 11
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 23, 2019, 05:12:05 PM

kids can wreck a house in minutes.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 24, 2019, 03:39:56 PM

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 25, 2019, 04:39:49 PM

The future does not belong to globalists, the future belongs to patriots. Donald J. Trump
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 25, 2019, 07:22:40 PM
Just cause you went fishing does't mean you get to eat fish. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 26, 2019, 04:14:50 PM

The truth is like a lion. You don't have to defend it. Turn it loose. It will defend itself. St. Augustine.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 27, 2019, 06:03:04 PM

Some people just don't know when to shut up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 27, 2019, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 27, 2019, 06:03:04 PM

Some people just don't know when to shut up.

So?




:doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 28, 2019, 02:39:09 PM

There is a BIG difference between a democracy and a constitutional Republic .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 28, 2019, 03:03:36 PM
Amazing how a little snow can effect people.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 29, 2019, 12:14:37 PM

Treasures of wickedness profit nothing ; but righteousness delivereth from death. Proverbs 10 :2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 30, 2019, 04:04:03 PM

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a close resemblance to the first.   Ronald Reagan.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 01, 2019, 04:58:47 PM

As long as you rob Peter to pay Paul, you will always have the support of Paul.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 02, 2019, 02:32:00 PM

Indian builds small fire and stands up close. White man builds big fire and stands way back.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on October 02, 2019, 03:07:01 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 02, 2019, 02:32:00 PM

Indian builds small fire and stands up close. White man builds big fire and stands way back.

:highclap:  I've always LOVED this saying, especially since we lived on a Rez for a dozen years or so.  My Indian friends built the biggest campfires I've ever seen except for a German fellow who lived in the Yukon, who may have tied them.  If you have ever seen those house size piles of wood logging debris, it was normal for Indian men I was hunting with to light the thing on fire.  We couldn't park a pick-up within 30 yards without blistering the paint.  Gasoline or diesel in large quantity was normal fire starting "kindling."

Another one that never got old was when we'd be hunting on a logging road and would come came across beer cans.  My faithful Indian companion, whoever he was that day, would squint his eyes, look carefully around as if alert to an ambush and say, "Indian sign."


Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 03, 2019, 02:27:38 PM

  Making good people helpless does not make bad people harmless .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 04, 2019, 04:20:22 PM

Water leaks never happen when you have time to fix them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 05, 2019, 12:36:54 PM

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general , but I know it is incredibly delicious. Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 06, 2019, 08:23:25 AM

He that gathereth in summer is a wise son, but he that sleepeth in harvest is a son that causeth shame. Proverbs 10:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 07, 2019, 02:54:20 PM

Always be nice to anyone who has access to your toothbrush.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 07, 2019, 03:18:49 PM
Sometimes doing nothing is the best option. :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 08, 2019, 04:51:42 PM

Fight with a happy heart and a strong spirit. Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 08, 2019, 04:54:58 PM
Funerals for those the age of your own kids are damb tough. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 09, 2019, 03:26:24 PM

When everything you know is a lie, the CIA's mission will be complete.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 09, 2019, 05:44:42 PM
Shoulda done it sooner, sucks. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 10, 2019, 04:09:02 PM

I'm going to plead with you, do not cross us , because if you do , the survivors will write about what we do for 10,000 years. Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 11, 2019, 05:45:52 PM

They can run, but they will just die tired. Marine quote.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 11, 2019, 10:22:02 PM
Getting things ready for winter and not having any screw ups is nice. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on October 12, 2019, 08:53:09 AM
Murphy's Law - If things are going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Finnegan's Theorem - Murphy was a fricking optimist!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 12, 2019, 11:05:30 AM

Man is not complete until he is married, then he is finished.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 12, 2019, 08:52:47 PM
 An escaped pullet has no chance against a  :doh2: :argh: woman with a fish net. :laught17: :laught17:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2019, 01:37:58 PM

Blessings are upon the head of the just , but violence covereth the mouth of the wicked . Proverbs 10:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 14, 2019, 07:17:24 AM
There ain't much more Joy in life better than dragging a new GMC home for a buddy with your 35 year old Ford. :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on October 14, 2019, 08:22:52 AM
Quote from: pitw on October 14, 2019, 07:17:24 AM
There ain't much more Joy in life better than dragging a new GMC home for a buddy with your 35 year old Ford. :alscalls: :alscalls: :originalhahaha:

:alscalls:  Pitw, you have an ornery streak in you!  I will admit that I enjoyed returning down a soft snowy logging road past two brand new 4x4 pickups at the bottom of the hill where they had torn up the slope trying unsuccessfully to follow my tracks up the road.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 14, 2019, 05:33:53 PM

Don't throw your pearls to swine.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 15, 2019, 03:27:20 PM

So many dirtbags, so little time.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 16, 2019, 02:52:22 PM

  Best friends do not always agree.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 16, 2019, 06:07:25 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 16, 2019, 02:52:22 PM

  Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 17, 2019, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: chieftain on October 16, 2019, 06:07:25 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 16, 2019, 02:52:22 PM

  Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......

  Howdy Chief, find any sang this year ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 17, 2019, 03:48:02 PM

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Gen. James Mattis.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 17, 2019, 04:46:11 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 17, 2019, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: chieftain on October 16, 2019, 06:07:25 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 16, 2019, 02:52:22 PM

  Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......

  Howdy Chief, find any sang this year ?
no sir ,sure wasn't much dug around these parts,,, drought and high temps. had it gone by time season came in ......
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: nastygunz on October 18, 2019, 03:57:52 AM
 I used to hunt the magical root with my pappy when I was a lad  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2019, 04:21:53 PM

  old locust posts dull a chain in a hurry .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2019, 04:22:27 PM
Quote from: chieftain on October 17, 2019, 04:46:11 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 17, 2019, 03:34:39 PM
Quote from: chieftain on October 16, 2019, 06:07:25 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 16, 2019, 02:52:22 PM

  Best friends do not always agree.
.....that there is a true statement for sure......

  Howdy Chief, find any sang this year ?
no sir ,sure wasn't much dug around these parts,,, drought and high temps. had it gone by time season came in ......

  same here Chief.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 19, 2019, 02:37:51 PM

Never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 20, 2019, 02:51:13 PM

The memory of the just is blessed, but the name of the wicked shall rot. Proverbs 10 :7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 20, 2019, 04:41:21 PM
Good compost comes after a bit a rot. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 21, 2019, 05:43:32 PM

shale is better for filling potholes than gravel.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on October 21, 2019, 10:22:36 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 21, 2019, 05:43:32 PM

shale is better for filling potholes than gravel.

:confused:  Our shale cuts tires and causes a fair number of flats. 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 23, 2019, 06:03:39 PM

  The only reason the government wants to disarm you after 243 years is  because they intend to do something you would shoot them for.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 23, 2019, 07:48:54 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 23, 2019, 06:03:39 PM

  The only reason the government wants to disarm you after 243 years is  because they intend to do something you would shoot them for.

That fits more country's than yours. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 24, 2019, 03:30:24 PM

In 1776 the British demanded we give them our guns. We shot them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 25, 2019, 04:03:24 PM

I wish no man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 26, 2019, 10:34:55 AM
A four year old can pick the biggest grape or whatever out of your hand every time. :readthis: :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 26, 2019, 01:17:10 PM

Rainy days are a good time to make bear jaw knives.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 26, 2019, 01:48:16 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 26, 2019, 01:17:10 PM

Rainy days are a good time to make bear jaw knives.

Ya tired of making baby's? :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 27, 2019, 01:31:35 PM
Quote from: pitw on October 26, 2019, 01:48:16 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 26, 2019, 01:17:10 PM

Rainy days are a good time to make bear jaw knives.

Ya tired of making baby's? :shrug:

   Don't want more babies, but  Not tired of practicing.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 27, 2019, 01:32:42 PM

  The wise in heart will receive commandments, but a pratting fool shall fail. Proverbs 10:8
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 27, 2019, 04:16:29 PM
What's a pratting fool?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 28, 2019, 03:19:28 PM
Quote from: pitw on October 27, 2019, 04:16:29 PM
What's a pratting fool?

  one who talks excessively and pointlessly.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 28, 2019, 04:00:10 PM

  never interfere with your enemy while he is busy destroying himself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 28, 2019, 06:01:49 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 28, 2019, 03:19:28 PM
Quote from: pitw on October 27, 2019, 04:16:29 PM
What's a pratting fool?

  one who talks excessively and pointlessly.

Ohhhhhhhh    Meeeeeee. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 29, 2019, 01:38:23 PM
Quote from: pitw on October 28, 2019, 06:01:49 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 28, 2019, 03:19:28 PM
Quote from: pitw on October 27, 2019, 04:16:29 PM
What's a pratting fool?

  one who talks excessively and pointlessly.

Ohhhhhhhh    Meeeeeee. :yoyo:

   :laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 29, 2019, 01:39:49 PM

Thunder makes the noise but lightning does the work. Chad Brock
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 30, 2019, 03:13:21 PM

God made man but Colt made them equal. Tom Selleck in Quigley Down Under.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 31, 2019, 01:32:21 PM

Imagine if you will a group of people so disgusting they have to make laws making it illegal to hate them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 01, 2019, 04:51:43 PM

  A true diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 02, 2019, 01:26:44 PM

Many hands make light work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 02, 2019, 03:39:42 PM
Quote from: bambam on November 02, 2019, 01:26:44 PM

Many hands make light work.

Sometimes. :holdon:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 03, 2019, 12:46:38 PM

He that walketh uprightly walketh surely, but he that perverteth his ways shall be known. Proverbs 10:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 04, 2019, 04:21:14 PM

  bumpy roads lead to beautiful places.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 05, 2019, 02:00:35 PM

Socialism wants to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 06, 2019, 06:07:09 PM

It's amazing how much panic one honest man can spread amongst a multitude of hypocrites. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 06, 2019, 09:19:56 PM
Don't laugh if your wife screws up making bread. :innocentwhistle: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 07, 2019, 02:09:44 PM

Status quo is Latin for the mess we are in . Ronald Reagan.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 08, 2019, 02:31:55 PM

Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 09, 2019, 08:51:25 AM

Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 10, 2019, 10:07:00 AM

Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins. Proverbs 10:12
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 11, 2019, 03:46:54 PM

The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event . That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot. Gen. James Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 11, 2019, 04:38:03 PM
Fly's slow down this time of year. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 12, 2019, 03:55:08 PM

These days a democrat is a man who believes he's a woman , dressed up as a giant vagina, screaming that Trump is not normal. Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 13, 2019, 04:14:58 PM

Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 13, 2019, 06:23:19 PM
  A good trip don't cost ya nothing more than a hip.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 14, 2019, 04:02:46 PM

Since this is an era when many people are concerned about 'fairness' and 'social justice' , what is your 'fair share ' of what someone else has worked for ? Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 15, 2019, 06:33:01 PM
 Democrats are against foreign interference in our elections but want illegal aliens to vote.  :confused: :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 16, 2019, 12:03:52 PM

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything . Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 16, 2019, 01:01:34 PM
Marry someone younger than yourself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 17, 2019, 12:04:36 PM

The labour of the righteous tendeth to life , the fruit of the wicked to sin . Proverbs 10:16
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 18, 2019, 05:53:37 PM

Watching the left try to come up with a scheme to catch Pres. Trump is like watching Wile E. Coyote trying to catch the road runner.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: riverboss on November 18, 2019, 08:08:47 PM
It's painful to see such stupidity in our government.

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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 19, 2019, 04:21:22 PM

Pres. Trump's wall will cost less than the Obamacare website.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2019, 04:49:11 PM

It is easier to build strong children than repair broken men. Frederick Douglas
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 20, 2019, 06:13:21 PM
People who don't shoot enough sure seem to wreck a lot of meat. :puke:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 21, 2019, 03:49:09 PM

Real riches are the riches possessed inside .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 22, 2019, 04:23:00 PM

A bad day hunting beats a good day at work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 23, 2019, 09:49:51 PM

You can't pick your family but you can pick your friends
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Post by: bambam on November 24, 2019, 09:15:59 AM

The lips of the righteous feed many , but fools die for want of wisdom. Proverbs 10:21
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Post by: bambam on November 25, 2019, 04:57:45 PM

Always treat a firearm as if it is loaded , even if you " know " it isn't.
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Post by: bambam on November 26, 2019, 02:49:50 PM

When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Ronald Reagan
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Post by: bambam on November 27, 2019, 10:47:37 AM

If you make a promise , keep it.
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Post by: bambam on November 28, 2019, 10:50:28 AM

If people are free , they are not equal. If they are equal , they are not free.
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Post by: bambam on November 29, 2019, 11:02:53 AM

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell.
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Post by: bambam on November 30, 2019, 05:25:32 PM

Don't paint yourself into a corner.
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Post by: Okanagan on December 01, 2019, 09:31:31 AM

Bear lard makes wonderfully light and flakey pie crust!  I've heard that it is the best for making French pastries.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 01, 2019, 10:46:19 AM
Quote from: Okanagan on December 01, 2019, 09:31:31 AM

Bear lard makes wonderfully light and flakey pie crust!  I've heard that it is the best for making French pastries.

  Good boot grease too . I use it on mine.
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Post by: Okanagan on December 01, 2019, 12:33:29 PM
Bear lard is extremely fine textured stuff.  I'm surprised that no one seems to use it in hand lotion (and give it some name to hide the source!)  After skinning a bear my hands are smooth for three days, and working with this lard has some of the same effect, lasting about 24 hours. Skinning takes me more time than rolling out a pie crust and works the fat into my hands more.   :innocentwhistle:

Picking and handling huckleberries has some of the same effect, making my hands smooth for a day or so.  I wonder if some substance in huckleberries is concentrated when the bear eats them and digests it, and is then transmitted through the bear fat.  There is a Ph.d. project for someone, maybe in organic chemistry.  :laf:
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Post by: remrogers on December 01, 2019, 08:05:10 PM
Can't make up a name for anything. Government passed the "Truth in labeling act." Skunks were marketed under four or five names. Soon as it had to be called skunk, nobody wanted to wear it, even though it is a lustrous, beautiful fur that wears well.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 02, 2019, 10:39:50 AM

Freezing a skunk does not get rid of the smell.  :rolleye:
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Post by: pitw on December 02, 2019, 11:15:58 AM
It really piss's off the kids when you won't watch their kids cause you wanna go fishing. :biggrin:
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Post by: bambam on December 03, 2019, 11:22:45 AM

A miss is as good as a mile.
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Post by: pitw on December 03, 2019, 07:51:03 PM
Fishing without a bite is great when you getta see/track other cool stuff.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 04, 2019, 03:47:33 PM

There are only 2 ways of telling the complete truth ; anonymously or posthumously. Thomas Sowell.
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Post by: bambam on December 08, 2019, 10:19:53 AM

Labour not to be rich, cease from thine own wisdom. Proverbs 23:4
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Post by: bambam on December 09, 2019, 04:55:54 PM

A group of baboons is called a congress.
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Post by: pitw on December 12, 2019, 06:59:45 PM
When the better half threatens to not cook butter tarts for ya if you don't get a shave and haircut.  Get a freaking hair cut and shave. :whew:
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Post by: bambam on December 13, 2019, 04:13:23 PM

Talkers are usually more articulate than doers , since talk is their specialty.
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Post by: bambam on December 14, 2019, 03:46:30 PM

Facts are not liberal's strong suit - rhetoric is.
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Post by: pitw on December 14, 2019, 05:04:17 PM
You will miss your long hair and bear with windchills around -40. :doh2: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 15, 2019, 11:26:36 AM

Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye , neither desire thou his dainty meats. Proverbs 23 : 6
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Post by: bambam on December 16, 2019, 04:20:45 PM

Whoever drinks beer , he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin , enters Heaven ! Thus, let us drink beer. Martin Luther.
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Post by: bambam on December 17, 2019, 06:07:35 PM

There are few things more dishonorable than misleading the young.
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Post by: bambam on December 18, 2019, 03:38:13 PM

A moral monopoly is the antithesis of a marketplace of ideas. Thomas Sowell
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Post by: bambam on December 19, 2019, 03:52:37 PM

Life is tough , but it's tougher if you're stupid .
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Post by: bambam on December 20, 2019, 03:06:49 PM

Bailing out people who made ill-advised mortgages makes no more sense than bailing out people who lost their life savings in a Vegas casino. Thomas Sowell.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 21, 2019, 02:28:56 PM

You miss every shot you don't take.
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Post by: pitw on December 23, 2019, 12:24:40 AM
4 1/2 inch angle grinders were not put on this world to trim your toe nails. :doh2:
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Post by: remrogers on December 23, 2019, 09:20:35 AM
Really????
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Post by: bambam on December 23, 2019, 01:04:11 PM

Shoveling shale will warm you up fast on a cold day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 24, 2019, 11:13:26 AM

Pretty sure I posted this once before but it's a good one ;

  A group of baboons is called a congress .
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Post by: HaMeR on December 25, 2019, 06:35:39 AM
The pros & cons of government are Progress & Congress. Steven Wright,,, I think.    :wo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 25, 2019, 11:58:25 AM

Today in the city of David has been born for you a savior who is Christ the Lord.
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Post by: bambam on December 26, 2019, 10:34:31 AM

We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false . Former CIA director William Casey
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Post by: pitw on December 26, 2019, 02:08:20 PM
When your wife says, "Give me something useful for Christmas".  It may be a good idea to rethink the idea of wrapping up a big batch of toilet paper. :doh2: [Also need an in pain emothingy here.]
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 27, 2019, 04:11:33 PM

  Engage your brain before you engage your weapon. Gen. Mattis
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Post by: bambam on December 28, 2019, 01:33:17 PM

If politicians stopped meddling with things they don't understand, there would be a more drastic reduction in the size of government than anyone in either party advocates. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 29, 2019, 09:47:43 AM

Speak not in the ears of a fool ; for he will despise the wisdom of thy words. Proverbs 23:9
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Post by: bambam on December 30, 2019, 01:20:28 PM

There are hunters and there are victims. By your discipline , cunning , obedience , and alertness, you will decide if you are a hunter or a victim. Gen. Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 31, 2019, 06:23:40 PM
There is no substitute for victory. Gen. Douglas MacArthur.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 01, 2020, 11:30:28 AM

we don't need a civil war , we need an awakening.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 01, 2020, 11:39:03 AM
Winning an NFL pickem league as a canuck and all others are Americans is sooooooooo satisfying. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 02, 2020, 06:48:48 PM

Never argue with an idiot.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 03, 2020, 02:30:24 PM

The new year lies before you , like a spotless tract of snow. Be careful how you tread on it, for every mark will show.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 03, 2020, 02:44:51 PM
Quote from: bambam on January 03, 2020, 02:30:24 PM

The new year lies before you , like a spotless tract of snow. Be careful how you tread on it, for every mark will show.

Little late with this one.  Any tips on how to erase the early marks?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 04, 2020, 09:36:05 AM
Quote from: pitw on January 03, 2020, 02:44:51 PM
Quote from: bambam on January 03, 2020, 02:30:24 PM

The new year lies before you , like a spotless tract of snow. Be careful how you tread on it, for every mark will show.

Little late with this one.  Any tips on how to erase the early marks?

  Lie ?  :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 04, 2020, 11:13:41 AM

If you want politicians to see the light , you have to make them feel the heat.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 05, 2020, 01:49:15 PM


Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy. Exodus 20:8
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Post by: bambam on January 06, 2020, 02:22:57 PM

People don't care what you know until they know that you care.
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Post by: bambam on January 07, 2020, 10:29:23 AM

When  we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. Peter  Marshall
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Post by: bambam on January 08, 2020, 04:11:15 PM

Why  does nobody go to a muslim bakery and demand a gay wedding cake ?
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Post by: bambam on January 09, 2020, 03:46:03 PM

speak little, do much. Ben Franklin
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Post by: bambam on January 10, 2020, 04:48:00 PM

You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
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Post by: bambam on January 11, 2020, 11:19:47 AM

Tempt not the righteous man to draw his sword.
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Post by: bambam on January 12, 2020, 11:29:45 AM

Apply thine heart unto instruction , and thine ears to the words of knowledge. Proverbs 23:12
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Post by: bambam on January 13, 2020, 01:23:17 PM

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. General Patton
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Post by: bambam on January 14, 2020, 01:29:45 PM

May God have mercy on my enemies, because I won't . Gen. Patton
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Post by: bambam on January 15, 2020, 02:05:04 PM

Iran has no Walmarts but has 52 Targets.
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Post by: pitw on January 15, 2020, 04:36:25 PM
Cold can kill.

(https://ibb.co/pnsf37B)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 16, 2020, 03:55:55 PM

Every man must be for America or against it. There can be no neutrals in this war;  only patriots and traitors. Stephen Douglas
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Post by: bambam on January 17, 2020, 01:04:51 PM

One stick is easily broken, but a bundle of sticks is unbreakable.
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Post by: bambam on January 18, 2020, 10:42:11 AM

Why is it greed to want to keep the money you earned but not greed to want to take someone else's money ? Thomas Sowell
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Post by: bambam on January 19, 2020, 08:58:56 AM

  Let not thine heart envy sinners; but be thou in the fear of the Lord all the day long. Proverbs 23:17
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Post by: bambam on January 20, 2020, 03:03:49 PM

When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear. Thomas Sowell
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Post by: bambam on January 21, 2020, 02:10:26 PM

Once you are over the hill , you begin to pick up speed.
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Post by: remrogers on January 21, 2020, 03:43:23 PM
"Once you are over the hill , you begin to pick up speed."

That is because it is all down hill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 22, 2020, 04:02:56 PM

Much of the social history of the western world over the past 3 decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 23, 2020, 04:06:56 PM

There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed . It's really great !  General Mattis
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Post by: bambam on January 24, 2020, 04:15:24 PM


" Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment in American democracy and kill every one of them until they're so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact " . General Mattis
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 25, 2020, 08:39:37 AM


I would trust my neighbors with more freedoms before I would trust my politicians with more power.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 26, 2020, 11:33:42 AM

Be not thou envious against evil men , neither desire to be with them. Proverbs 24:1
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Post by: bambam on January 27, 2020, 04:16:46 PM

  Think of the press as a great keyboard on which government can play. Joseph Goebbels, Nazi politician.
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Post by: bambam on January 28, 2020, 02:09:15 PM

Propaganda works best when those who are being manipulated are confident they are acting on their own free will. Joseph Goebbels , Nazi politician
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Post by: pitw on January 28, 2020, 05:30:55 PM
Never forget

to

HAVE FUN
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Post by: remrogers on January 28, 2020, 09:42:33 PM
Life is unpredictable: eat dessert first!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 29, 2020, 01:18:07 PM
Long hair cats and blue burrs don't work well together. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 29, 2020, 01:50:37 PM

1st rule of propaganda;

Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty.
Joseph Goebbels, Nazi politician
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Post by: bambam on January 30, 2020, 03:22:41 PM

There will come a day when all the lies will collapse under their own weight , and truth will again triumph. Joseph Goebbels , Nazi politician.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 30, 2020, 05:31:22 PM
Don't take a hungry teenager grocery shopping. :doh2: :shock2: :loco:
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Post by: Okanagan on January 30, 2020, 06:59:35 PM
Quote from: pitw on January 30, 2020, 05:31:22 PM
Don't take a hungry teenager grocery shopping. :doh2: :shock2: :loco:

Don't let ME go grocery shopping when I'm hungry!  :naughty:
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Post by: bambam on January 31, 2020, 04:06:43 PM


May God save the country, for it is evident that the people will not. Millard Fillmore
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Post by: bambam on February 01, 2020, 11:02:42 AM

When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination. Thomas Sowell
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Post by: bambam on February 02, 2020, 10:44:52 AM


A wise man is strong, yea a man of knowledge increaseth strength. Proverbs 24:5
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Post by: bambam on February 03, 2020, 03:26:17 PM

Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 03, 2020, 06:09:50 PM
Don't wipe your face while slicing onions. :doh2: :whew: :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 04, 2020, 04:48:43 PM

Fortune favors the prepared mind. Louis Pasteur
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Post by: bambam on February 05, 2020, 04:09:00 PM

First lesson of economics is scarcity ; there is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics. Thomas Sowell.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 06, 2020, 03:40:48 PM

Mice get caught in traps because they don't know why the cheese is free.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 07, 2020, 03:55:14 PM

One man's sushi is another man's bait. John Wells
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Post by: bambam on February 08, 2020, 10:26:50 AM

Although it is way above our heads , it is still under God's feet.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 09, 2020, 03:06:52 PM


If thou faint in the day of adversity, thy strength is small. Proverbs 24 : 10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 10, 2020, 05:08:44 PM

Democrats couldn't organize a pi$$-off contest in a brewery. Steve Hilton
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 11, 2020, 03:18:32 PM

When a man is denied the right to live the life he believes in , he has no choice but to become an outlaw. Nelson Mandela
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 12, 2020, 03:48:27 PM

No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth. Plato
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Post by: bambam on February 13, 2020, 05:20:19 PM

We are sliding down the mire of  a democracy that pollutes the morals of the people before it swallows up their freedoms. Fisher Ames.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 14, 2020, 07:37:02 PM

If liberty means anything at all , it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. George Orwell.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 15, 2020, 02:49:52 PM

If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 15, 2020, 06:33:45 PM
Quote from: bambam on February 15, 2020, 02:49:52 PM

If you want something done right, do it yourself.

Or just let the wife do it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 16, 2020, 12:29:08 PM

For there shall be no reward to the evil man; the candle of the wicked shall be put out. Proverbs 24:20
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Post by: bambam on February 17, 2020, 01:37:59 PM

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity. Stephen Colbert
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Post by: bambam on February 18, 2020, 04:27:22 PM

Genius appears as insanity to imbeciles. Roseann Barr
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 19, 2020, 03:45:58 PM

There are no solutions , there are only trade-offs. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 20, 2020, 05:33:53 PM

If your vehicle is going to break down, you can bet it will be during the worst possible weather.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 21, 2020, 04:08:38 PM

What is history but the story of how politicians have squandered the blood and treasure of the human race. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 22, 2020, 01:24:52 PM

Politics is Hollywood for ugly people . Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 23, 2020, 10:06:27 AM

Be not a witness against thy neighbor without cause, and deceive not with thy lips. Proverbs 24:28
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 24, 2020, 04:35:51 PM

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark ; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. Plato
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 25, 2020, 08:02:44 PM

Competition does a much more effective job than government at protecting consumers. Thomas Sowell.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 26, 2020, 09:20:36 AM
Every once in a while keeping your mouth shut saves stitch's. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 26, 2020, 03:57:25 PM

The same electricity that powers your appliances can also fry them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 28, 2020, 03:53:33 PM

The fact that the market is not doing what we wish it would do is no reason to automatically assume that the government would do better. Thomas Sowell
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 29, 2020, 12:30:47 PM

Denial and inactivity prepare people well for the roles of victim and corpse.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on February 29, 2020, 05:40:23 PM
When the snow is going up it is a good time to bake bread.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 01, 2020, 03:46:46 PM

Withhold not correction  from the child ; for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Proverbs 23:13
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 01, 2020, 05:08:38 PM
Snow blower on tractor beats [L] outta pitw on shovel. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 02, 2020, 02:08:52 PM

I don't lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word. General Mattis
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Post by: bambam on March 03, 2020, 02:11:42 PM

If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take equal portion , most people would be contented to take their own and depart. Socrates.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 04, 2020, 03:29:35 PM

Be the hammer, not the nail.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 05, 2020, 03:36:11 PM

Intellect is not wisdom .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 05, 2020, 09:47:23 PM
Quote from: bambam on March 05, 2020, 03:36:11 PM

Intellect is not wisdom .

Wisdom comes from doing something stupid first.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 06, 2020, 06:01:12 PM

It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 07, 2020, 11:17:45 AM

Don't believe everything you hear.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on March 07, 2020, 12:03:11 PM
Quote from: bambam on March 07, 2020, 11:17:45 AM

Don't believe everything you hear.
.....and only half of what you see...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 08, 2020, 10:04:30 AM

Truly my soul waiteth upon God ; from him cometh my salvation. Psalm 62:1
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Post by: bambam on March 09, 2020, 05:12:34 PM

" Cut the pizza into 4 pieces, cause I'm not hungry enough for 8 . "  Yogi Berra
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 10, 2020, 05:08:59 PM

You can never change what you avoid ; engage your world and make a difference. Mylus Munroe
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Post by: bambam on March 11, 2020, 03:47:56 PM

Live as if you were you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. Mahatma Gandhi
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Post by: bambam on March 12, 2020, 05:05:07 PM

Women and cats will do what they please , and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert Heinlein
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Post by: pitw on March 12, 2020, 06:09:26 PM
Having a cold from [L] sure knocks the pooh outta a person.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 13, 2020, 03:45:42 PM

Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 14, 2020, 04:25:31 PM

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 15, 2020, 03:31:22 PM

Trust in him at all times , ye people , pour out your heart before him; God is a refuge for us. Psalm 62:8
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 16, 2020, 07:25:30 PM

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 17, 2020, 07:16:17 PM

The IRS should be listed as a terrorist organization.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 18, 2020, 07:13:59 PM


Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 19, 2020, 03:04:40 PM

Therapy is to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 20, 2020, 07:30:12 PM

The sheep are confused. Toilet paper for survival …...…? How stupid.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 20, 2020, 09:23:10 PM
Finger works. :wink:
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Post by: chieftain on March 21, 2020, 09:55:06 AM
went to a couple stores that sells ammo yesterday,,not a bullet left ..from 22's to 308...all sold out...my buddy owns a gun shop ,he has had record sales of guns and ammo in the last 3 weeks,,,,guess everybody is geared up to defend their toilet paper.....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on March 21, 2020, 11:13:06 AM
People , a short time ago, were saying "You don't need that much ammo." are the same people buying 500 rolls of TP.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 21, 2020, 01:52:39 PM

Fear not sayeth the Lord.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 22, 2020, 10:46:36 AM

Ye are blessed of the Lord which made heaven and earth. Psalm 115:15
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 23, 2020, 03:02:05 PM

Pray for peace but prepare for war.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 24, 2020, 06:46:43 PM

Don't get into a pi$$ing contest with a skunk.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 25, 2020, 07:45:07 PM

Some days you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 25, 2020, 08:57:12 PM
Not buying gas at the first price drop feels good when it goes way down.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 26, 2020, 05:25:11 PM

The world only beats a path to your door when you are in the bathroom.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 27, 2020, 06:17:20 PM

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 28, 2020, 02:36:27 PM

This is NOT another 4 year election .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 29, 2020, 01:41:12 PM

God is our refuge and strength , a very present help in trouble.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 30, 2020, 06:33:24 PM

Working in the garden is a GREAT stress relief.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on March 30, 2020, 07:54:18 PM
Quote from: bambam on March 30, 2020, 06:33:24 PM

Working in the garden is a GREAT stress relief.

Ya like shoveling snow? :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 31, 2020, 03:34:41 PM

Well done is better than well said. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 01, 2020, 07:44:43 PM

Tell me and I forget, teach me and I remember, involve me and I learn. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 02, 2020, 05:08:34 PM

Without freedom of thought , there can be no such thing as wisdom, and no such thing as public liberty without freedom of speech. Ben Franklin.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 02, 2020, 06:01:51 PM
Life is like a cat.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 03, 2020, 05:24:31 PM

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups . George Carlin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on April 04, 2020, 08:47:03 AM
Quote from: bambam on April 03, 2020, 05:24:31 PM

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups . George Carlin
Like Congress.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 05, 2020, 07:17:54 AM

They shall fall by the sword, they shall be a portion for foxes. Psalm 63:10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 06, 2020, 05:43:16 PM

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education . Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 07, 2020, 09:38:03 PM

We are born naked , hungry , and wet, then things get worse.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 08, 2020, 06:22:14 PM

one thing possums are good for is the compost pile.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 09, 2020, 01:22:15 PM

Democrats only want mail-in voting so they can cheat in the election.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 10, 2020, 04:32:37 PM

Some people are like slinkys ; pretty  much worthless but it sure makes you smile when you push them down the stairs.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 11, 2020, 03:27:12 PM


  This is Prime Minister Modi of India;


https://twitter.com/mthor2sc/status/1246520135327846400?s=20
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 12, 2020, 01:51:39 PM

He is risen !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on April 12, 2020, 07:25:40 PM
Turn of mainstream media
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 13, 2020, 05:20:36 PM

If Pres. Trump walked on water, the MSM would say he can't swim.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 13, 2020, 07:05:25 PM
Quote from: bambam on April 13, 2020, 05:20:36 PM

If Pres. Trump walked on water, the MSM would say he can't swim.

:alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 14, 2020, 05:17:32 PM

If you are fighting fair, your tactics suck.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 15, 2020, 01:06:39 PM

The best way the government can give us money is to not take it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 16, 2020, 02:48:37 PM

During this shutdown, pay-per-view hangings for treason would be great sport.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 16, 2020, 03:05:03 PM
Living prepared makes you ready for little burps like some people are experiencing right now. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 17, 2020, 04:27:54 PM

I often regret that I have spoken ;  never that I have been silent.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 18, 2020, 03:16:13 PM

Only the small secrets need to be protected. The big ones are kept secret by public incredulity. Marshall McLuhan
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 19, 2020, 02:49:05 PM

As for me , I will call upon God, and the Lord shall save me.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 20, 2020, 05:14:54 PM

Mice die in mousetraps because they don't understand  why the cheese is free. Same with socialism.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 21, 2020, 02:28:19 PM

Drinking is a crutch and a sign of weak character . Make mine a double.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 22, 2020, 08:31:51 PM

when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 23, 2020, 03:47:09 PM

Big pharma doesn't make you well, it makes you a customer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2020, 08:45:13 PM

A bad day fishing beats a good day at work.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 26, 2020, 01:43:12 PM

Thou shalt have no other gods before me . Exodus 20:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 27, 2020, 05:03:21 PM

It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad deed to lose it. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 28, 2020, 07:17:50 PM

You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 30, 2020, 03:58:34 PM

It is not for any man to tell another man his rights; our rights are given by God.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 01, 2020, 07:28:27 PM

High , rushing water is not good for topsoil.  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2020, 09:56:32 AM

Matthew 24: 6-14

  6You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8All these are the beginning of birth pains. 9"Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 04, 2020, 06:16:59 PM

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on May 05, 2020, 07:25:01 AM
Thanks for posting these tips of the day.  I normally don't reply, but I do enjoy reading them each day.   :highclap:      :highclap:    :highclap:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2020, 03:15:36 PM
Quote from: Hawks Feather on May 05, 2020, 07:25:01 AM
Thanks for posting these tips of the day.  I normally don't reply, but I do enjoy reading them each day.   :highclap:      :highclap:    :highclap:

  Thank you sir. Anyone else feel free to post them too.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2020, 03:17:38 PM

The meek shall inherit the earth, and the bank shall repossess it. Sawyer Brown.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 06, 2020, 07:58:29 PM

When the well is dry, they know the worth of water. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 07, 2020, 06:16:39 PM

Good wins in the end. God bless Gen. Flynn !!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 08, 2020, 07:49:15 PM

elderberry syrup is good for preventing/ treating colds and flu .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 09, 2020, 02:40:18 PM

Welder's gloves work great for piling locust brush and autumn olive.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 09, 2020, 07:49:22 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 09, 2020, 02:40:18 PM

Welder's gloves work great for piling locust brush and autumn olive.  :yoyo:
Even better to talk someone else into doing it for you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 09, 2020, 09:03:43 PM
Quote from: remrogers on May 09, 2020, 07:49:22 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 09, 2020, 02:40:18 PM

Welder's gloves work great for piling locust brush and autumn olive.  :yoyo:
Even better to talk someone else into doing it for you.

Yeah, it made me think his mexican quit.  :pout:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 10, 2020, 02:03:31 PM

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Exodus 20:16
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 11, 2020, 03:06:39 PM

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. Donald Trump
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 12, 2020, 05:55:28 PM

Chinese communist party lays off entire propaganda team because American media is doing the job for them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 13, 2020, 06:55:23 PM

The constitution does not guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. Ben Franklin.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 14, 2020, 05:40:21 PM

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 15, 2020, 09:55:47 PM

Don't take the vaccine until Bill Gates takes it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 15, 2020, 10:08:44 PM
Not even then as that prick probably has an antidote.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 16, 2020, 04:58:22 PM
Quote from: pitw on May 15, 2020, 10:08:44 PM
Not even then as that prick probably has an antidote.

   :yoyo: :highclap: Totally agree.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 16, 2020, 04:58:48 PM

A 12 pack a day keeps the virus away.  :wink:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 17, 2020, 06:55:52 PM

He will bless them that fear the Lord, both small and great. Psalm 115:13
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 18, 2020, 07:54:32 PM

Slugs and snails can wreck your cabbage and broccoli, but a few minutes picking them off at night , and feeding them to your chickens, saves your plants and your chickens will love you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 18, 2020, 08:20:27 PM
Finding a new tire on a screwed rim means ya found a new tire. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 19, 2020, 05:03:04 PM

When your granddaughter eats rabbit for the first time and LOVES it, it's time to let the rabbits breed .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 19, 2020, 05:36:39 PM
Grand kids can get a man in more trouble than a woman. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 20, 2020, 08:52:34 PM

Give praise to God for every day, and live it like it's your last.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 20, 2020, 09:41:47 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 20, 2020, 08:52:34 PM

Give praise to God for every day, and live it like it's your last.

Unless of course you are gonna lose your virginity tomorrow. :holdon:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 21, 2020, 04:41:03 PM

Absentee ballots from South Carolina found in Maryland...……………… Yep, vote by mail is totally safe.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 21, 2020, 06:16:14 PM
New life showing up makes for a good day.
Just like they said the chicks would show up on the 21st and I still get a kick outta picking up the mail and listening to them peep on the way home.  Cool damp morning but they all came out alive and we got 4 extra birds for the loss in transit thingy.

(https://imgbb.com/)

4 year olds love this day as much as those of us much, much older.
(https://ibb.co/BBLt9N1)

They appear to like their new home so far.
(https://ibb.co/7SwVjxN)

I really wish every body could do this as it is a learning experience that you really can't learn how to do any other way.  The Donny is in charge of the chicks for today and the he has to look after the 4 year old nephew as well.  He already decided it was to cool and added a plastic roof to make a smaller space to heat cause it is so cool out.[color me impressed]
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: JohnP on May 22, 2020, 10:48:03 AM
Mandy has an incubator and just had about twelve hatched, plus she has two hens sitting on twenty eggs.  Our ten-year-old grandson is in charge of the operation.  He sells free-range eggs for $5.00 per dozen and has more customers than eggs.   
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 22, 2020, 10:32:19 PM

Demonrats are learning that releasing criminals from jail due to coronavirus doesn't lead to less virus, but DOES lead to more crime.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 23, 2020, 09:22:27 PM

cutting up 1 1/2 beefs in 4 hours is easy when the cutters know what they are doing .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on May 24, 2020, 12:22:40 AM
Quote from: bambam on May 22, 2020, 10:32:19 PM

Demonrats are learning that releasing criminals from jail due to coronavirus doesn't lead to less virus, but DOES lead to more crime.
They have not learned anything. Those poor underprivileged prisoners. Oh boo-hoo.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 24, 2020, 10:17:25 PM

Bullfrogs put rappers to shame . ( make a lot more sense too ) .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 25, 2020, 05:25:14 PM

If the fish aren't biting.........……. switch baits .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 26, 2020, 06:14:38 PM

Life is what happens while we are making other plans.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 27, 2020, 08:08:28 PM

Nancy Piglosi, " Every crisis including coronavirus is an opportunity to advance leftist agenda " .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 28, 2020, 08:32:08 PM

Kids you have raised and sweated and bled for can cut your heart out in a second.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 28, 2020, 09:22:28 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 28, 2020, 08:32:08 PM

Kids you have raised and sweated and bled for can cut your heart out in a second.

And again and again. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 29, 2020, 08:19:43 PM

A thunderstorm and high wind can sure screw a nice evening of fishing in a hurry.  :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on May 30, 2020, 07:34:28 AM
Quote from: bambam on May 29, 2020, 08:19:43 PM
A thunderstorm and high wind can sure screw a nice evening of fishing in a hurry.  :sad:

And if you really want to have it screwed, be in the middle of Lake Erie when that happens.   :sad3:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 31, 2020, 12:06:55 PM

All the horns of the wicked also will I cut off , but the horns of the righteous shall be exalted.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 31, 2020, 02:02:31 PM
Shooting a 30+ year old horse ain't as easy as it looks. :sad:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 01, 2020, 05:31:09 PM
A bad security system is no bullets. Jase Robertson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 02, 2020, 07:44:32 PM

rabbit poop in water is good fertilizer .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 03, 2020, 06:37:42 PM

Wise men don't need advice . Fools won't take it . Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 04, 2020, 05:08:34 PM

When abortion clinics and liquor stores are allowed to stay open, but people can't go to church and worship, it's time to take our country back.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 04, 2020, 07:32:58 PM
35 year old brake lines can seize mighty solid. :doh2: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 06, 2020, 09:53:29 PM

Food cooked on a campfire is way better than on a stove.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 07, 2020, 04:45:03 PM

The Lord shall increase you more and more , you and your children. Psalm 115:14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 08, 2020, 03:29:51 PM

Imagine a world where people believe the earth's temperature can be controlled by giving the government more money.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 09, 2020, 04:31:13 PM

I will not censor myself just to comfort your ignorance.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 10, 2020, 04:23:33 PM

Fight the good fight, finish the race, keep the faith .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 10, 2020, 05:46:20 PM
Gravity works.[still] :doh2: :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2020, 03:19:14 PM

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 12, 2020, 06:52:19 PM

If black lives really mattered to the MSM , they would be reporting on all the Chicago murders.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 14, 2020, 11:36:57 AM

I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard. Micah 5:15
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 16, 2020, 03:48:51 PM

Tearing down statues will not change history or end racism; it will only make it worse.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on June 17, 2020, 09:37:50 AM
Quote from: bambam on June 16, 2020, 03:48:51 PM

Tearing down statues will not change history or end racism; it will only make it worse.
...true....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 17, 2020, 03:39:38 PM

Today's anti-fascists become tomorrow's neo-fascists. Winston Churchill
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 17, 2020, 03:53:30 PM
Having young folk around who are willing to help fix a problem is priceless. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 18, 2020, 02:32:11 PM

Half of Americans have below average IQ . They are called liberals .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 19, 2020, 05:14:10 PM

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with the results. Gen. George Patton
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 21, 2020, 09:21:12 AM

Blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 22, 2020, 09:18:58 PM

You have enemies ? Good . That means you've stood for something in your life. Winston Churchill ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 23, 2020, 04:26:51 PM

You CAN get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on June 23, 2020, 08:32:33 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 23, 2020, 04:26:51 PM

You CAN get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
One of the worst kinds. By the time you realize you are getting burnt; you are FRIED!!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 23, 2020, 11:04:32 PM
Quote from: remrogers on June 23, 2020, 08:32:33 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 23, 2020, 04:26:51 PM

You CAN get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
One of the worst kinds. By the time you realize you are getting burnt; you are FRIED!!!

That sounds more like someone slipping stuff into your drinks. :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 24, 2020, 11:20:13 PM

It may be over our heads , but it is still under God's feet.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 26, 2020, 08:18:26 PM

You know your drag is set too low when you spend 30 minutes trying to reel in a weed.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 26, 2020, 10:40:34 PM
Lawn chairs rot at different speeds.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 27, 2020, 08:23:53 PM

seeing your granddaughter catch one big fish is worth 100 you catch yourself .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 28, 2020, 11:59:19 AM

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 29, 2020, 04:19:45 PM

A sheep spends its entire life fearing the wolf , only to be eaten by the shepherd.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 30, 2020, 05:50:36 PM

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. John Wayne
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 01, 2020, 03:26:11 PM

Good people rarely realize how motivated the enemy is.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 02, 2020, 08:20:09 PM

Will BLM paint Black Lives Matter in front of abortion clinics ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 04, 2020, 01:45:29 PM

Ice sells out fast when it's 99 and humid.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2020, 07:10:56 PM

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain . Exodus 20:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 06, 2020, 06:29:17 PM

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. Ben Franklin .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2020, 05:13:03 PM

The 2nd Amendment does not give us the right to keep and bear arms ; it DENIES  the government the ability to infringe upon our right to keep and bear arms .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 08, 2020, 06:52:27 PM

shelling peas goes much faster if you have good help.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 09, 2020, 05:05:36 PM

Don't be embarrassed to be white. Liberals aren't embarrassed to be stupid.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 10, 2020, 06:37:53 PM

I'm responsible only for what I say, not what you understand . John Wayne
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 11, 2020, 01:08:09 PM

Seeing mass defiance of a stupid order from a stupid politician just brings a big smile to your face.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 12, 2020, 08:36:35 PM

Honour thy father and thy mother , that thy days be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee . Exodus 20:12
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 12, 2020, 11:00:32 PM
Figuring out an electrical problem in an old vehicle feels good.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 13, 2020, 04:33:14 PM

Biden isn't running for President, he's running from charges .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 14, 2020, 05:20:53 PM

Being white doesn't make you a racist. Being black doesn't make you a slave . But being an idiot comes in all colors.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 15, 2020, 04:45:04 PM

Good people do not have to lie
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 16, 2020, 07:23:15 PM

Happy wife, happy husband .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 20, 2020, 04:24:44 PM

  Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools that don't have enough brains to be honest. Ben Franklin.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 21, 2020, 04:42:06 PM

The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. Ayn Rand
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 22, 2020, 06:53:52 PM

Since masks work there is no reason to vote by mail .  :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 23, 2020, 03:41:04 PM

Heaven doesn't want perfect, it just doesn't accept evil.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 25, 2020, 08:48:35 PM

Evil wins when good men do nothing.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 26, 2020, 03:49:57 PM

The dead praise not the Lord, neither any that go down into silence. Psalm 115:17
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 27, 2020, 05:38:15 PM

A problem shared is a problem halved
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 28, 2020, 07:57:15 PM

Forgetting to water young plants and trees during a drought will likely result in their untimely deaths .  :argh:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 29, 2020, 06:19:27 PM

Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 30, 2020, 05:36:08 PM

We need more guns and ammo .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 31, 2020, 08:33:27 PM

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6 .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 01, 2020, 09:23:04 PM

To succeed , jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 02, 2020, 07:52:22 PM

The key to happiness is to stay away from idiots. Morgan Freeman .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 02, 2020, 09:19:11 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 02, 2020, 07:52:22 PM

The key to happiness is to stay away from idiots. Morgan Freeman .

Boy is this Freeman dude an idiot. :doh2:
Idiots are a great source of happiness.  If ya don't believe me just go watch a boat ramp  for a couple hours. :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 03, 2020, 07:40:23 PM

Best way to lower your blood pressure is to have a good laugh.

Doesn't hurt to have a cold beer along with it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 04, 2020, 06:13:59 PM

Seeing a huge explosion in a terrorist stronghold just puts a big ol' smile on your face .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 05, 2020, 02:06:55 PM

If you have a plan , you can get a LOT done on a day when the power is off.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 06, 2020, 06:07:49 PM

some days there just ain't enough beer.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 07, 2020, 03:25:34 PM

The liberals in my family ignored my advice and got tested for coronavirus. They all tested positive...………………………...WOOHOO, now the idiots are all quarantined for 2 weeks !!!!!! :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 08, 2020, 11:55:42 AM

everyone must look inside and know himself/herself .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 09, 2020, 12:39:31 PM

And all men shall fear , and shall declare the work of God ; for they shall wisely consider His doing . Psalm 64:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 09, 2020, 12:43:34 PM
putting up corn in Aug. pays off in dec......... (https://postimg.cc/0MMjhwtx)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 09, 2020, 01:02:24 PM

Nice corn Chief !!   I'm canning corn right now. Best corn I've had in years.  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 09, 2020, 09:19:15 PM
nice brother ,our corn up here  is just getting ripe.it was a late cold spring



















Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 10, 2020, 06:10:48 PM

Antifa and BLM mommas didn't whip their a$$es , so patriots will do it for them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 11, 2020, 08:55:53 PM

Conservatives are offended by organ harvesting, human trafficking, and killing unborn babies. Liberals are offended by syrup labels and statues.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 12, 2020, 04:47:25 PM

Most liberal bills do exactly the opposite of the name of the bill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 13, 2020, 04:39:30 PM

If you let people think you are weak, sooner or later you will have to kill them.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2020, 07:34:27 PM

If liberal women were so anti-establishment that they burned their bras in the 60's , why aren't they burning their masks today ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 15, 2020, 12:30:43 PM

Fresh-canned spaghetti sauce smells sooooooooo good .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 16, 2020, 10:59:51 AM

Gracious is the Lord , and righteous , yea our God is merciful . Psalm 116:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 16, 2020, 09:51:53 PM
Don't get caught doing nothing when all the neighbors are giving it hard. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 17, 2020, 04:27:35 PM

If you believe the temperature of the planet can be controlled by giving more money to the government, you are indeed an idiot.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 18, 2020, 05:06:41 PM

It's only a civil war if both sides show up . Rob O'Neill
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 18, 2020, 05:33:30 PM
Don't hide where they may look for ya. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 19, 2020, 05:08:48 PM

If people can protest , they can vote in person. Mark Meadows
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 20, 2020, 05:59:49 PM

Throw me to the wolves, I will return leading the pack. Pres. Donald J. Trump
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 20, 2020, 09:21:15 PM
Eating a plum cake in twelve hours makes your belly distend. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 21, 2020, 07:50:13 PM

If I have to wear a mask for your health, it's only fair I get to slap the super-size happy meal and coke out of your hands. Aubrey Huff.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 22, 2020, 02:00:13 PM

If vaccines are so safe, why is big pharma exempt from lawsuits for vaccine damage ??
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 23, 2020, 09:58:49 AM

O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good ; because his mercy endureth forever. Psalm 118:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 24, 2020, 06:15:56 PM

It is easier to fool an idiot than it is to convince him he's been fooled .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 25, 2020, 06:57:42 PM

God says to pray for your enemies, and I do every day...……………………………………...…………… that they all go to Gitmo.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 26, 2020, 04:23:17 PM

Snitches get stitches .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 27, 2020, 06:05:52 PM

islam is communism with a god.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2020, 06:07:29 PM

A man has got to know his limitations. Clint Eastwood
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 29, 2020, 03:06:49 PM

" Joe Biden's agenda is made in China. My agenda is Made In America. " Pres. Trump
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 30, 2020, 09:20:07 AM

I love the Lord, because he hath heard my voice and my suppositions. Psalm 116:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 31, 2020, 06:52:06 PM

The 2nd amendment protects all others.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 01, 2020, 03:38:02 PM

Live free or die .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 02, 2020, 12:32:49 AM
Quote from: bambam on September 01, 2020, 03:38:02 PM

Live free or die .

Are you advocating marriage?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 02, 2020, 03:36:05 PM
Quote from: pitw on September 02, 2020, 12:32:49 AM
Quote from: bambam on September 01, 2020, 03:38:02 PM

Live free or die .

Are you advocating marriage?

  :laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 02, 2020, 03:37:15 PM

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant , it's just that they know so much that isn't true. Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 03, 2020, 04:51:44 PM

When God is blessing , the devil is messing.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 04, 2020, 06:02:59 PM

Why worry when you can pray ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 05, 2020, 03:28:18 PM

" Please stand for the national anthem, or kneel for President Trump " .

That will put an end to the kneeling bull$hit real quick.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 05, 2020, 10:52:33 PM
Ya never know how fast you can take a corner until your brakes fail. :whew:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 06, 2020, 05:26:07 PM

Satan is raging. His time is short.  :readthis:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 07, 2020, 11:14:53 AM

The lilys of the field do not toil or reap as you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 08, 2020, 06:45:58 PM

It doesn't matter who votes, what matters is who counts the votes. Dr. Laura Pressley
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 09, 2020, 05:13:29 PM

Heaven is just a heartbeat away.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 09, 2020, 10:44:39 PM
One shouldn't try and pick one quill outta a porcupines tail with bare fingers.   :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 10, 2020, 03:39:28 PM

Time for the ants to stand up to the grasshoppers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 11, 2020, 07:58:27 PM

The strongest weapon in the U.S. is a patriotic American.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 11, 2020, 10:15:21 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 11, 2020, 07:58:27 PM

The strongest weapon in the U.S. is a patriotic American.

That would be turned into a bowl of jelly by a woman. :laught17:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 12, 2020, 10:34:48 AM
Quote from: pitw on September 11, 2020, 10:15:21 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 11, 2020, 07:58:27 PM

The strongest weapon in the U.S. is a patriotic American.

That would be turned into a bowl of jelly by a woman. :laught17:

I was actually talking about the women .  :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 12, 2020, 10:35:05 AM

Freedoms are not taken away by communists, but given away by our surrender .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 13, 2020, 01:11:39 PM

The Lord preserveth the simple . I was brought low , and he helped me. Psalm 116:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 14, 2020, 05:39:30 PM

Biden should be holding his rallies in China. Patriot Soapbox
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 15, 2020, 05:00:28 PM

It is racist for liberal whites to assume they have responsibility for blacks.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 16, 2020, 01:40:39 PM

Choose your lifemate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all of a person's happiness or misery.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 17, 2020, 04:38:55 PM

A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog's a$$ than a human does from watching CNN .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 18, 2020, 03:50:28 PM

Smile a lot. It costs nothing and is beyond price .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 19, 2020, 08:09:56 PM

The Supreme court is not Make a Wish foundation .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 20, 2020, 11:03:23 AM

I will walk before the Lord in the land of the living. Psalm 116:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 21, 2020, 12:46:14 PM
Butchering chickens isn't hard and it is nice to know the freezer is full of food for the winter. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2020, 04:11:14 PM

I'll take the vaccine when Bill Gates gives it to his kids.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 22, 2020, 06:58:06 PM

Let antifa and BLM tear down Mount Rushmore. That will keep them busy for 10,000 years.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 23, 2020, 07:45:12 PM

If the left accuses you of stealing, check your pockets.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 23, 2020, 09:15:41 PM
Every once in a spell it can be a good thing ya lost something years ago.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 24, 2020, 04:12:02 PM

If you can lay down and make a baby you can stand up and be a dad.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 24, 2020, 09:24:12 PM
Quote from: bambam on September 24, 2020, 04:12:02 PM

If you can lay down and make a baby you can stand up and be a dad.

What's this "lay down" thingy you speak of? :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 25, 2020, 04:32:18 PM

Busy people are never too busy to tell you how busy they are.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 26, 2020, 08:52:34 PM

The heart of the wise inclines to the right , but the heart of the fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 27, 2020, 08:30:36 AM

The Lord is on my side , I will not fear; what can man do unto me. Psalm 118:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 28, 2020, 01:45:34 PM

If POTUS said kids should be home-schooled, every public school in the country would open immediately.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 29, 2020, 03:26:12 PM

If you are going into a battle of wits, you need to bring some.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 30, 2020, 11:02:47 AM
When the boat sinks, you're about done fishing. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 30, 2020, 04:54:41 PM

Someone needs to test Joe Biden's basement for radon.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 01, 2020, 04:37:03 PM

America needs a LOT more mental hospitals.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 02, 2020, 03:56:55 PM

Give a hug to someone who needs it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 03, 2020, 06:40:39 PM

A day spent by the pond with good friends, cooking beef roast, catfish, baked taters, corn on the cob, and cornbread, all on the campfire, is a dang good day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 04, 2020, 10:55:54 AM

It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man. Psalm 118:8
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 05, 2020, 03:44:49 PM
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara desert, in 5 years there would be a shortage of sand.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 06, 2020, 09:24:49 PM

Every time a politician lies, buy another box of ammo.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 06, 2020, 10:12:49 PM
Sugar is good on tomatoes
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 07, 2020, 06:46:34 PM

Instead of gun control, how about terrorist control ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: nastygunz on October 08, 2020, 12:58:47 AM
Dont take any wooden nickels.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 08, 2020, 05:11:08 PM

If you want a new idea, read an old book.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 09, 2020, 08:23:09 PM

Speak with a calm voice and carry a big frickin' stick.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: nastygunz on October 09, 2020, 08:29:23 PM
I like that!

Quote from: bambam on October 08, 2020, 05:11:08 PM

If you want a new idea, read an old book.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 10, 2020, 04:55:40 PM

Spartans didn't ask , " how many are the enemy " ? They asked , " where are the enemy " ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 11, 2020, 10:46:01 AM

It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in princes. Psalm 118:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 12, 2020, 05:17:16 PM

The truth does not care about your feelings.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2020, 08:38:51 PM

Don't take tomorrow for granted
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 13, 2020, 10:27:21 PM
Don't underestimate the power of a plunger.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 14, 2020, 05:00:10 PM

If you have a right to burn my flag, I have a right to kick your a$$. Creed Fisher .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 15, 2020, 05:48:05 PM

The democrat party represents everything that is not normal. Rush Limbaugh
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on October 16, 2020, 10:20:49 AM
Keep smiling. It make people worry what you are up to.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 17, 2020, 07:24:48 PM

It is during your toughest times you find out who your true friends are.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Coyotes-R-Us on October 18, 2020, 08:33:29 AM

Don't forget the chains!!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2020, 01:34:42 PM

The Lord is my strength and song, and is become my salvation. Psalm 118:14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on October 19, 2020, 11:30:24 AM
crappie and a cold one make a great meal..... (https://postimg.cc/56R59wmx)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 19, 2020, 04:37:46 PM
 He who pays the piper calls the tune.

  That sure looks delicious Chief !
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 20, 2020, 03:51:46 PM

You don't see many old meth-heads.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 21, 2020, 04:46:24 PM

The government you elect is the government you deserve. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 22, 2020, 03:45:38 PM

When angry count to 4 . When really angry, swear. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 23, 2020, 09:48:59 PM

2 words that are key to a happy life....................... " Yes dear " .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 24, 2020, 01:22:45 PM
 A good reputation takes years to build , and only one screw-up to lose it forever.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 25, 2020, 09:40:05 AM

I will not die, but live, and declare the works of the Lord. Psalm 118:17
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 26, 2020, 03:09:25 PM

When you arise in the morning, think what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think , to enjoy, to love.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 27, 2020, 04:06:50 PM

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 28, 2020, 03:18:37 PM

Anger blinds you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 29, 2020, 02:29:50 PM

New world order ; Long on new and short on order.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 30, 2020, 03:56:49 PM

Law and justice have nothing to do with each other.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 30, 2020, 06:44:53 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 30, 2020, 03:56:49 PM

Law and justice have nothing to do with each other.

Neither do men and woman two days before hunting season. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 31, 2020, 10:20:49 AM

You just cannot fix stupid .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 01, 2020, 12:28:30 PM

Return unto thy vest, o my soul, for the Lord hath dealt bountifully with thee. Psalm 116:7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 02, 2020, 04:33:07 PM

Vote . Don't let America become a socialist nation.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 03, 2020, 04:56:26 PM

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 03, 2020, 05:45:05 PM
You really can have a quiet evening at home by yourself on your wifes birthday. :biggrin: :biggrin:



:doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 04, 2020, 08:05:29 PM

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 05, 2020, 03:32:36 PM

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance , and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Sir Winston Churchill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 06, 2020, 04:16:41 PM

Those who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 07, 2020, 03:14:53 PM

Diligence is the mother of good luck. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 08, 2020, 12:35:35 PM

The light of the righteous rejoiceth ; but the lamp of the wicked shall be put out. Proverbs 13:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 09, 2020, 03:18:01 PM
 Pride goeth before a fall.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 10, 2020, 03:52:11 PM

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 10, 2020, 06:38:06 PM
Quote from: bambam on November 09, 2020, 03:18:01 PM
Pride goeth before a fall.

It really goeth a {L} of a lot further after a fall and everyone is  :alscalls:.
:laf:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 11, 2020, 05:24:07 PM

All votes don't matter ; only the legal ones matter.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 12, 2020, 04:25:27 PM

Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 13, 2020, 08:19:03 PM

70+ million people voted for Biden. ( if you believe the lies ) .

70 + million people voted for Pres. Trump.

Which side do you think has the most weapons and ammo ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 14, 2020, 11:37:24 AM

Cleaning up your shop can lead to some very interesting finds .  :yoyo:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 15, 2020, 10:02:50 AM

Except the Lord build the house, they labor in vain that build it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 16, 2020, 06:25:27 PM

The predator can quickly become the prey.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 17, 2020, 04:00:15 PM

Never attribute to malice that which is blatant stupidity.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 18, 2020, 04:41:34 PM

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. Bruce Lee
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 19, 2020, 06:06:50 PM

Don't trust the government or the media.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 19, 2020, 09:33:32 PM
Quote from: bambam on November 19, 2020, 06:06:50 PM

Don't trust the government or the media.

Or an old battery at -20  :naughty:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2020, 07:59:12 PM

Watching the sheep buy truckloads of toilet paper while they have just 3 days of food just makes you thank God above He gave you a brain.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 21, 2020, 03:23:35 PM

Facebook, twitter, google , and youtube, among others , are CIA -created deep state media created to destroy our country. Use at our own risk.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 22, 2020, 07:46:41 AM

Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished; but he that gathereth by labor shall increase. Proverbs 9:12
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 23, 2020, 04:51:36 PM

Unreasonable haste is the direct road to error.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 24, 2020, 03:24:40 PM

Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves. Abe Lincoln
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 24, 2020, 06:42:38 PM
Snow covered sharptail grouse can literally scare the ____ outta a person.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 25, 2020, 04:17:15 PM

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

-- Declaration of Independence, 1776
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 27, 2020, 09:00:00 PM

You can have peace or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. Robert Heinlein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 28, 2020, 12:28:17 PM

unexpected visitors can wreck your hunting plans . :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 29, 2020, 09:28:40 AM

A man's pride shall bring him low, but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit. Proverbs 29:23
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 30, 2020, 07:50:59 AM

Don't fry bacon naked.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 01, 2020, 04:33:48 PM

May your actions be dark and as impenetrable as night, and when you move fall like a thunderbolt. Sun Tzu
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 02, 2020, 04:10:12 PM

When this virus is over I still want some people to stay away from me.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 03, 2020, 02:41:42 PM

The vatican is considering sainthood for Biden since he raised millions from the dead on election day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 04, 2020, 09:45:18 PM

The key to success is patience; you get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it.
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Post by: bambam on December 05, 2020, 04:52:43 PM

Be nice, until it's time not to be nice. Patrick Swayze- Roadhouse.
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Post by: bambam on December 06, 2020, 10:52:23 AM

Better is little with the fear of the Lord, than great treasure and trouble therewith. Proverbs 15:16
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Post by: bambam on December 07, 2020, 04:32:26 PM

A group of baboons is called a congress.
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Post by: bambam on December 08, 2020, 04:15:27 PM

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. Joseph Stalin.
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Post by: bambam on December 09, 2020, 03:00:33 PM

Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid.
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Post by: bambam on December 10, 2020, 04:11:33 PM
To the living we owe respect. To the dead we owe the truth.
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Post by: bambam on December 11, 2020, 04:34:26 PM

After all is said and done, more is said than done. Aesop
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Post by: bambam on December 12, 2020, 07:35:28 PM

You are never out of the fight. Marcus Luttrell
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Post by: bambam on December 13, 2020, 10:45:40 AM

Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? There is more hope of a fool than him . Proverbs 29 : 20
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Post by: bambam on December 14, 2020, 09:55:26 AM

Truth will triumph over lies. Gen. Flynn
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Post by: bambam on December 15, 2020, 04:10:37 PM

Justice will triumph over abuse and fraud. Gen. Flynn
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Post by: bambam on December 16, 2020, 01:51:03 PM

Honesty will triumph over corruption. Gen. Flynn
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Post by: bambam on December 17, 2020, 03:41:05 PM

We WILL win . Gen. Flynn
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Post by: pitw on December 17, 2020, 04:39:50 PM
Did this General Flynn guy do anything besides talk?
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Post by: bambam on December 18, 2020, 08:34:12 PM
Quote from: pitw on December 17, 2020, 04:39:50 PM
Did this General Flynn guy do anything besides talk?

  He's been in a few scraps in his life

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Flynn
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Post by: bambam on December 18, 2020, 08:35:30 PM

Do not let fear get in the way of breathing the fresh air of liberty.  Ge. Flynn
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Post by: bambam on December 19, 2020, 11:46:47 AM

We owe no loyalty to those who would steal an election. Sebastian Gorka
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Post by: bambam on December 20, 2020, 08:58:50 AM

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. Proverbs 16:18
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Post by: bambam on December 21, 2020, 06:39:19 PM

We take an oath to the constitution , not an individual. Gen. Mark Milley
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Post by: bambam on December 22, 2020, 04:14:27 PM

It always seems impossible until it's done. Nelson Mandela
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Post by: bambam on December 23, 2020, 05:35:50 PM

Shooting 3 geese in 3 shots is a great way to start the day .
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Post by: pitw on December 23, 2020, 09:51:40 PM
Quote from: bambam on December 23, 2020, 05:35:50 PM

Shooting 3 geese in 3 shots  .

That ^^ would be a waste of two shot's.
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Post by: bambam on December 24, 2020, 05:07:20 PM

Stonewall Jackson > Quotes > Quotable Quote


“My religious beliefs teach me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time of my death. I do not concern myself with that, but to be always ready whenever it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and all men would be equally brave.”
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Post by: bambam on December 25, 2020, 08:31:27 AM

Luke 2:11
“For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.”
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Post by: bambam on December 26, 2020, 12:37:57 PM

If you can't offend someone , free speech ain't worth having.
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Post by: bambam on December 27, 2020, 11:06:55 AM

An angry man stirreth up strife, and a furious man aboundeth in transgression. Proverbs 29:22
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Post by: bambam on December 28, 2020, 05:56:57 PM

The bull$hit never ends. Donald Trump Jr.
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Post by: bambam on December 29, 2020, 04:24:48 PM

The devil thought he had won , because I was on my knees . Then I said " Amen " .
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Post by: bambam on December 30, 2020, 10:28:02 PM

No matter how bad your day was, seeing your grandchild's smiling face will make it right.
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Post by: Hawks Feather on December 31, 2020, 08:06:34 AM
Quote from: bambam on December 30, 2020, 10:28:02 PM
No matter how bad your day was, seeing your grandchild's smiling face will make it right.

Very, very true!
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Post by: bambam on January 02, 2021, 11:05:01 AM

If it was raining soup I'd run outside with a fork.
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Post by: bambam on January 03, 2021, 10:44:34 AM

answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him. Proverbs 26:4
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Post by: bambam on January 04, 2021, 06:28:22 PM

The most effective way to do it, is to do it. Amelia Earhart
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Post by: bambam on January 05, 2021, 07:46:01 PM

Waste not want not.
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Post by: bambam on January 06, 2021, 03:04:54 PM

We the people are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts , not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who would pervert the Constitution . Abraham Lincoln
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Post by: bambam on January 07, 2021, 04:38:44 PM

Fear not the man who can take your life. Fear the One who can take your soul.
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Post by: bambam on January 08, 2021, 04:09:41 PM

Keep the faith, never give up .
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Post by: bambam on January 09, 2021, 08:43:03 PM

Things are not always as they appear.
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Post by: bambam on January 10, 2021, 12:16:11 PM

The house of the wicked shall be overthrown; but the tabernacle of the upright shall flourish. Proverbs 14:11
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Post by: bambam on January 11, 2021, 05:35:30 PM

Hypocrites get offended by the truth. Jess Scott
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Post by: bambam on January 12, 2021, 06:04:01 PM

It is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
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Post by: bambam on January 13, 2021, 03:26:03 PM

Power over a man's subsistence is power over his will. Alexander Hamilton
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Post by: bambam on January 14, 2021, 03:04:22 PM
Everyone has to believe in something......................................... ........I believe I'll have another beer.
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Post by: bambam on January 16, 2021, 02:53:46 PM

Beauty may be only skin deep , but stupid goes all the way to the bone.
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Post by: bambam on January 17, 2021, 11:51:40 AM

I have pursued mine enemies, and destroyed them, and turned not again until I consumed them. 2 Samuel 22:38
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Post by: bambam on January 18, 2021, 08:07:21 PM

It's hard to drain the swamp when the pipes are full of rats. Diamond and Silk
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Post by: bambam on January 19, 2021, 05:03:38 PM

Please forgive me folks. I know I have posted this before, but it is worth repeating.

" My religious beliefs teach me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time of my death. I do not concern myself with that, but to be always ready whenever it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and all men would be equally brave ". Stonewall Jackson.
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Post by: bambam on January 20, 2021, 07:16:00 PM

Evil won the battle today, but they will NOT win the war.
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Post by: bambam on January 21, 2021, 06:55:22 PM

THe farther a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell
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Post by: bambam on January 22, 2021, 04:11:41 PM

The worst evils which mankind has ever had to endure were inflicted by bad governments. Ludwig von Mises
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Post by: pitw on January 22, 2021, 11:51:58 PM
Quote from: bambam on January 22, 2021, 04:11:41 PM

  bad governments. 


Is that a beer?  :shrug:
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Post by: bambam on January 23, 2021, 01:54:26 PM

The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. Jean Paul
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Post by: bambam on January 24, 2021, 09:14:23 AM

And I will beat down his foes before his face, and plague them that hate him. Psalm 89:23
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Post by: bambam on January 25, 2021, 08:27:30 PM

Don't ever, ever waste your time trying to understand a woman.
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Post by: pitw on January 26, 2021, 06:03:42 AM
 :alscalls: :alscalls:

Again? :doh2: :alscalls:
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Post by: bambam on January 26, 2021, 06:52:58 PM

Tempt not the righteous man to draw his sword.
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Post by: pitw on January 26, 2021, 08:40:57 PM
Quote from: bambam on January 26, 2021, 06:52:58 PM

Tempt not the righteous man to draw his sword.

Yeah, especcially if all you have is a rifle. :eyebrownod:
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Post by: bambam on January 28, 2021, 04:13:47 PM

Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government when it deserves it. Mark Twain
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Post by: bambam on January 29, 2021, 05:33:26 PM

Apparently I'm not a good American because I like to form my own opinions. George Carlin
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Post by: bambam on January 31, 2021, 12:37:35 PM

At the time I have planned , I will bring justice against the wicked. Psalm 75:2
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Post by: bambam on February 01, 2021, 02:34:02 PM

If you take the vaccine, yet still have to wear a mask and social distance......................... some ting wong.  :confused:
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Post by: bambam on February 02, 2021, 04:24:48 PM

A Patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. Edward Abbey
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Post by: bambam on February 03, 2021, 06:27:41 PM

The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, or viciously. Julian Barnes.
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Post by: bambam on February 04, 2021, 08:04:20 PM

Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July. Demonrats believe every day is April 15th. Ronald Reagan
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Post by: Hawks Feather on February 05, 2021, 10:12:14 AM
Quote from: bambam on February 04, 2021, 08:04:20 PM
Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July. Demonrats believe every day is April 15th. Ronald Reagan

How VERY true!
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Post by: bambam on February 05, 2021, 05:07:43 PM

The passionate 2% will beat the indifferent 98%   100% of the time.  Gen. Flynn
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Post by: bambam on February 07, 2021, 01:33:08 PM

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely , for my sake. Matthew 5:11
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Post by: bambam on February 08, 2021, 02:19:11 PM

No individual raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood. Max Igan
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Post by: bambam on February 09, 2021, 04:05:10 PM

It's always darkest before the light.
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Post by: bambam on February 10, 2021, 04:37:46 PM

We are drowning in information but starving for knowledge . Brad Olsen
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Post by: bambam on February 11, 2021, 11:47:58 AM

People have only as much liberty as they have the intelligence to want and the courage to take. Emma Goldman
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Post by: bambam on February 12, 2021, 04:35:16 PM

You won't ever believe you are small and insignificant if you have ever tried sleeping in a room with a mosquito. Daddy Dragon
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Post by: bambam on February 13, 2021, 11:34:36 AM

I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
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Post by: pitw on February 13, 2021, 07:26:07 PM
If you happen to be watching a tennis match and your wife asks, "who ya cheering for"?  Don't answer, "The girl in pink, cause she has the nicest nipples."   :doh2:
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Post by: bambam on February 14, 2021, 08:23:57 AM

Jesus said, " And whoever causes one of these little ones to stumble, it would be better for him to have a millstone hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea ." Mark 9:42
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Post by: bambam on February 15, 2021, 12:59:55 PM

Does " My body, my choice " apply to masks and vaccines , or just killing babies ?
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Post by: bambam on February 16, 2021, 03:08:12 PM

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about .
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Post by: bambam on February 17, 2021, 09:20:26 PM

The mind once enlightened cannot again become dark.
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Post by: bambam on February 18, 2021, 07:15:43 AM

A man with a gun is a citizen. A man without a gun is a subject. Allen West
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Post by: bambam on February 19, 2021, 06:01:08 PM

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. Aldous Huxley
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Post by: bambam on February 20, 2021, 10:53:34 AM

Do not strive to be liked . Strive to be useful and interesting. Brent Winters
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Post by: bambam on February 21, 2021, 09:43:40 AM

Revelation 22:18-20
King James Version
18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
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Post by: bambam on February 22, 2021, 05:55:59 PM

The way to stop abortion is to require that each one be performed with a gun. Rush Limbaugh.
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Post by: bambam on February 23, 2021, 05:12:20 PM

Liberty cannot exist without morality.
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Post by: bambam on February 25, 2021, 02:17:33 PM

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. Tacticus Rome AD56
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Post by: bambam on February 27, 2021, 10:07:57 PM

We think we are human beings having a spiritual experience, when we are actually spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Post by: bambam on February 28, 2021, 11:50:54 AM

As for God , his way is perfect; and the word of the Lord is tried; he is a buckler to all them that trust in him . 2 Samuel 22:31
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Post by: bambam on March 01, 2021, 06:16:04 PM

Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud. Rush Limbaugh
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Post by: bambam on March 02, 2021, 08:35:27 PM

It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen. Aristotle
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Post by: bambam on March 03, 2021, 03:57:06 PM

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain
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Post by: bambam on March 04, 2021, 04:12:43 PM

The White House drug test is multiple choice. Rush Limbaugh
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Post by: bambam on March 05, 2021, 07:41:23 PM

Behind every successful farmer is a woman who works in town. Rush Limbaugh
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Post by: bambam on March 06, 2021, 11:33:34 AM

Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country. Bertrand Russell
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Post by: bambam on March 07, 2021, 10:23:12 AM

He that despiseth his neighbor sinneth : but he that hath mercy on the poor , happy is he. Proverbs 14:21
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Post by: bambam on March 08, 2021, 03:11:14 PM

If the devil knocks on your door, ask Jesus to answer the door.
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Post by: bambam on March 09, 2021, 04:06:45 PM

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull$hit.
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Post by: bambam on March 10, 2021, 03:31:50 PM

The wise old bear trusts instinct and lamp of experience to guide the foot. Ullaakkut Chief
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Post by: bambam on March 11, 2021, 04:22:08 PM

If you aren't psycho these days, you'd probably go nuts.
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Post by: bambam on March 12, 2021, 05:56:49 PM

I love my country, not my government. Jesse Ventura
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Post by: bambam on March 13, 2021, 03:42:41 PM

The mind can only absorb what the a$$ can endure.
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Post by: bambam on March 14, 2021, 08:48:53 AM

The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life; to depart from the snares of death . Proverbs 14:27
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Post by: bambam on March 15, 2021, 04:02:29 PM

It took women years to get the vote, then years to get into politics, then to get equal pay, and now these transgenders are pi$$ing in their faces.
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Post by: bambam on March 16, 2021, 03:47:28 PM
To oppose government corruption is the highest obligation of patriotism . G . Edward Griffin
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Post by: bambam on March 17, 2021, 03:42:39 PM

Unhappy is the land that is in need of heroes. Bertolt Brecht
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Post by: pitw on March 17, 2021, 08:47:51 PM
Stray cats shouldn't outta chase the wild bunny in my yard. :naughty: :wink:
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Post by: bambam on March 18, 2021, 03:28:38 PM

My old man says when it's time to be counted, the important thing is to be man enough to stand up. Robert Heinlien
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Post by: bambam on March 19, 2021, 03:52:15 PM

On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country, Boy Scouts of America.
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Post by: bambam on March 20, 2021, 09:40:01 AM

When war comes, some flee with great alarm while others step forth and quietly seek directions to the battle. Stewart Stafford
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Post by: bambam on March 21, 2021, 10:36:20 AM

God is my strength and power; and he maketh my way perfect. 2 Samuel 22:33
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Post by: bambam on March 22, 2021, 04:51:43 PM

It is a sad feeling to be afraid of one's native country. Harriet Jacobs.
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Post by: bambam on March 23, 2021, 02:38:17 PM

This is our homeland, our life, and since we don't have another one , we will fight for it until the very end, and we will never give it up. Viktor Orban
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Post by: bambam on March 24, 2021, 02:56:01 PM

It is in the interest of tyrants to reduce the people to ignorance and vice. Samuel Adams
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Post by: bambam on March 25, 2021, 04:43:11 PM

The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Post by: bambam on March 26, 2021, 06:51:23 PM

We don't need more gun control, we need more idiot control. Sen. John Kennedy
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Post by: bambam on March 27, 2021, 01:27:26 PM

Soon we will all be prisoners of war or soldiers. Choose wisely.
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Post by: bambam on March 28, 2021, 09:48:45 AM

Praise ye the Lord . Praise the Lord, o my soul. Psalm 146:1
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Post by: bambam on March 29, 2021, 05:29:03 PM

" Throw me to the wolves and I will come back leading the pack " . President Trump
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Post by: bambam on March 30, 2021, 05:50:44 PM

It does not take a majority to prevail , but rather an irate, tireless minority , keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men. Samuel Adams
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Post by: bambam on March 31, 2021, 03:47:10 PM

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
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Post by: bambam on April 03, 2021, 02:49:59 PM

If Fauci doesn't want to shut down migration programs , I don't want to hear him on baseball and restaurants. Lindsey Graham
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Post by: bambam on April 04, 2021, 09:39:03 AM

Jesus is risen !
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Post by: bambam on April 05, 2021, 04:29:14 PM

The government is now targeting those of us who wear tin-foil hats , so make sure your antenna is retractable , and DO NOT forget to ground your balls.
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Post by: bambam on April 06, 2021, 06:23:46 PM

If white is a privilege , why are we working our butts off and still poor ?
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Post by: bambam on April 07, 2021, 03:06:46 PM

If you want to get rid of a telemarketer, ask them to speak to a man or a woman.
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Post by: bambam on April 08, 2021, 04:18:42 PM

Forge thy tongue on an anvil of fire and what flies up, though it be just a spark, will be truth.
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Post by: bambam on April 09, 2021, 05:04:58 PM

A socialist is someone who believes they can pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Post by: bambam on April 12, 2021, 05:41:30 PM

The wise one hears and increases learning.
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Post by: bambam on April 13, 2021, 05:14:17 PM

We can't tell the future but we can learn from the past.
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Post by: bambam on April 14, 2021, 05:27:33 PM

The reason the government wants to take our guns and ban body armor is because they intend to do something we would shoot them for.
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Post by: bambam on April 15, 2021, 03:50:35 PM

The best way to end racism is to stop talking about it. Morgan Freeman
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Post by: bambam on April 16, 2021, 08:32:37 PM

If you want to pi$$ off a patriot, tell him a lie. If you want to pi$$ off a liberal, tell him the truth.
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Post by: bambam on April 17, 2021, 09:40:03 PM

A society or government that cannot protect its children has no future at all. Vladimir Putin
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Post by: bambam on April 18, 2021, 09:48:30 AM

While I live I will praise the Lord; I will sing praises unto my God while I have any being. Psalm 146:2
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Post by: chieftain on April 20, 2021, 03:11:50 PM
a snow on April 20th can be hard on mushrooms....and its starting to stick... (https://postimg.cc/PLS5BYtC)
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Post by: bambam on April 20, 2021, 03:52:52 PM

Calling for it here tomorrow night. Only found 13 mushrooms so far. Hope all is well Chief.
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Post by: bambam on April 20, 2021, 03:53:56 PM

We have to walk through hell to get to paradise.
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Post by: chieftain on April 21, 2021, 12:51:58 PM
all is good except for the crazy weather.i had found around 40 mushrooms till this hit...hope all is good with you Bam..took another pic. a hour later .we had a solid 2 inches... (https://postimg.cc/dhXXWpjf)
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Post by: bambam on April 21, 2021, 04:33:24 PM
Quote from: chieftain on April 21, 2021, 12:51:58 PM
all is good except for the crazy weather.i had found around 40 mushrooms till this hit...hope all is good with you Bam..took another pic. a hour later .we had a solid 2 inches... (https://postimg.cc/dhXXWpjf)

  All good here Chief, staying busy. Getting snow flurries here now , too warm to stick.
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Post by: bambam on April 21, 2021, 04:34:07 PM

The U.S. has now overtaken New Zealand as the country with the most sheep per capita . :innocentwhistle: :rolleye:
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Post by: bambam on April 22, 2021, 08:13:39 PM

Any " guy " who wears his hair styled like Aunt Bea is suspect in my book.
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Post by: bambam on April 23, 2021, 02:10:44 PM

Faith is taking the first step when you don't see the whole staircase.
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Post by: bambam on April 24, 2021, 07:00:41 PM

There are 2 ways to be fooled . One is to believe what isn't true, and the other is to refuse to believe what is true.
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Post by: bambam on April 25, 2021, 12:23:11 PM

Put not your trust in princes , nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help. Psalm 146:3
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Post by: bambam on April 26, 2021, 04:08:05 PM

We live in a nation where doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, press destroys information, governments destroy freedom, religion destroys morals, and banks destroy the economy. Chris Hedges.
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Post by: bambam on April 27, 2021, 06:21:08 PM

My rights don't stop where your fears begin . Douglas Gibbs
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Post by: bambam on April 28, 2021, 06:20:35 PM

Ears that hear are common. Ears that listen are rare.
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Post by: bambam on April 29, 2021, 05:40:53 PM

A gladiator never gets off his chariot to throw tomatoes at the peasants.
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Post by: bambam on April 30, 2021, 04:00:20 PM

The great white shark will not attack a lawyer........................................... professional courtesy.
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Post by: chieftain on April 30, 2021, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: bambam on April 30, 2021, 04:00:20 PM

The great white shark will not attack a lawyer........................................... professional courtesy.
.....lmao....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 02, 2021, 08:14:58 AM

Happy is he that hath the God of Jacob for his help, whose hope is in the Lord his God. Psalm 146:5
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Post by: bambam on May 03, 2021, 05:08:30 PM

Democrats do not play by the rules. We will never win this fight if we keep playing by the rules.
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Post by: pitw on May 03, 2021, 06:00:33 PM
What fight? :confused:
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Post by: bambam on May 04, 2021, 03:42:09 PM

The world must be in good shape if the government's number 1 priority is to ban menthol cigarettes.
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Post by: bambam on May 04, 2021, 03:42:32 PM
Quote from: pitw on May 03, 2021, 06:00:33 PM
What fight? :confused:

  the fight for our republic
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Post by: bambam on May 05, 2021, 04:50:34 PM

Common sense is not as common as it used to be.
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Post by: bambam on May 06, 2021, 05:10:24 PM

Our country was founded by geniuses but is being run by idiots .
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Post by: bambam on May 07, 2021, 05:09:49 PM

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure until you know there is no hook beneath it.
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Post by: bambam on May 09, 2021, 09:34:40 AM

The Lord openeth the eyes of the blind; the Lord raiseth them that are bowed down ; the Lord loveth the righteous. Psalm 146:8
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Post by: bambam on May 10, 2021, 04:46:31 PM

If we can prove the vaccine is racist it will be cancelled.
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Post by: pitw on May 10, 2021, 06:50:15 PM
 :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
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Post by: bambam on May 11, 2021, 05:39:05 PM

Little strokes fell great oaks. Poor Richard's Almanack
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Post by: bambam on May 13, 2021, 03:58:44 PM

The American public has the attention span of a gnat.
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Post by: bambam on May 14, 2021, 07:00:50 PM

Liberalism is a mental disorder.
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Post by: bambam on May 15, 2021, 11:47:29 PM

The Lord shall reign forever , even thy God, o Zion , unto all generations. Praise ye the Lord. Psalm 146:10
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Post by: bambam on May 17, 2021, 05:41:34 PM

Evil company corrupts good habits.
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Post by: pitw on May 17, 2021, 06:24:20 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 17, 2021, 05:41:34 PM

Evil company corrupts good habits.


Just ask any fence crawling cow. :argh:
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Post by: bambam on May 19, 2021, 05:15:39 PM

Constantly choosing the lesser of 2 evils is still choosing evil.
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Post by: remrogers on May 20, 2021, 10:26:59 AM
Quote from: bambam on May 19, 2021, 05:15:39 PM

Constantly choosing the lesser of 2 evils is still choosing evil.
That is the choice between politicians.
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Post by: chieftain on May 20, 2021, 10:33:42 AM
Quote from: remrogers on May 20, 2021, 10:26:59 AM
Quote from: bambam on May 19, 2021, 05:15:39 PM

Constantly choosing the lesser of 2 evils is still choosing evil.
That is the choice between politicians.
.......thats sure enough true.....
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Post by: bambam on May 20, 2021, 08:53:38 PM

In the pursuit of happiness, what do you do with those who are happiest while destroying the happiness of others ?
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Post by: bambam on May 21, 2021, 04:30:47 PM

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
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Post by: bambam on May 22, 2021, 10:54:16 AM

A dog learns more real information sniffing another dog's butt than a human learns watching a week of main stream media.
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Post by: pitw on May 22, 2021, 12:53:58 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 22, 2021, 10:54:16 AM

A dog learns more real information sniffing another dog's butt than a human learns watching a week of main stream media.

So you are gonna become a butt sniffer?

I always thought that was for old farts who are bent over with age. :alscalls:
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Post by: bambam on May 23, 2021, 04:59:55 PM
Quote from: pitw on May 22, 2021, 12:53:58 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 22, 2021, 10:54:16 AM

A dog learns more real information sniffing another dog's butt than a human learns watching a week of main stream media.

So you are gonna become a butt sniffer?

I always thought that was for old farts who are bent over with age. :alscalls:

  I'm about to become a butt kicker. They say BLM is coming to the country to teach us " white supremacists " a lesson. I can't wait.
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Post by: bambam on May 23, 2021, 05:00:21 PM

I will say of the Lord, he is my refuge and my fortress : my God : in him I will trust . Psalm 91:2
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Post by: bambam on May 24, 2021, 04:02:46 PM

A half truth is more powerful than a lie.
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Post by: bambam on May 25, 2021, 04:57:48 PM

Love is the answer, but own a handgun just in case. Sen. John Kennedy, LA.

Wish this guy was my senator.
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Post by: bambam on May 26, 2021, 02:35:53 PM

Each of us is a one man army, if we stand together we cannot be defeated.
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Post by: bambam on May 28, 2021, 08:25:32 PM

China had a look-alike competition today ............................ everybody won.
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Post by: Hawks Feather on May 29, 2021, 07:46:20 AM
Quote from: bambam on May 28, 2021, 08:25:32 PM
China had a look-alike competition today ............................ everybody won.

So do you think that they all got a trophy like everyone who does anything does here in the states?
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Post by: bambam on May 29, 2021, 02:38:44 PM
Quote from: Hawks Feather on May 29, 2021, 07:46:20 AM
Quote from: bambam on May 28, 2021, 08:25:32 PM
China had a look-alike competition today ............................ everybody won.

So do you think that they all got a trophy like everyone who does anything does here in the states?

  They all got a free vaccine.
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Post by: bambam on May 29, 2021, 02:39:08 PM

There is no gain without pain. Ben Franklin
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Post by: pitw on May 29, 2021, 05:19:36 PM
Quote from: bambam on May 29, 2021, 02:39:08 PM

There is no gain without pain. Ben Franklin

I take it that dude never heard of ice cream. :doh2:
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Post by: bambam on May 30, 2021, 01:30:00 PM

A thousand shall fall at thy side , and ten thousand at thy right hand, but it shall not come nigh to thee. Psalm 91:7
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Post by: bambam on May 31, 2021, 04:30:11 PM

The wise man draws more advantage from his enemies than the fool from his friends. Ben Franklin
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Post by: bambam on June 01, 2021, 06:35:06 PM

Industry pays bills while despair increases them. Ben Franklin
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Post by: bambam on June 02, 2021, 08:33:54 PM

Jesus said to turn the other cheek, but he never said to take it up the butt. David Nino Rodriguez.
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Post by: bambam on June 03, 2021, 03:25:43 PM

My job is not to judge. My job is to send you to someone who will. Vladimir Putin
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Post by: bambam on June 04, 2021, 11:12:29 PM

Socks don't disappear. They mate, and the singles are their babies.
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Post by: Hawks Feather on June 05, 2021, 07:22:33 AM
Quote from: bambam on June 04, 2021, 11:12:29 PM
Socks don't disappear. They mate, and the singles are their babies.

I never knew this, but it sure makes sense.
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Post by: bambam on June 06, 2021, 04:16:28 PM

There shall no evil befall thee : neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling . Psalm 91:10
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Post by: bambam on June 07, 2021, 04:23:44 PM

Diligence is the mother of good luck.
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Post by: bambam on June 08, 2021, 05:56:41 PM

3 inches of rain in 2 hours can wreck a driveway.  :argh:
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Post by: bambam on June 09, 2021, 06:41:33 PM

Plow deep while sluggards sleep and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. Ben Franklin
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Post by: bambam on June 10, 2021, 05:56:03 PM

Work today because you don't know how much you may be hindered tomorrow. Ben Franklin
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Post by: bambam on June 11, 2021, 08:46:08 PM

One today is worth 2 tomorrows.
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Post by: bambam on June 12, 2021, 09:31:35 PM

For no people will tamely surrender their liberties, nor can they easily be subdued , where knowledge is diffused and virtue preserved. Sam Adams
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Post by: bambam on June 13, 2021, 12:19:06 PM

For he shall give his angels charge over thee ; to keep thee in all thy ways. Psalm 91:11
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Post by: bambam on June 14, 2021, 07:06:59 PM

If you are your own master, be ashamed to catch yourself idle. Ben Franklin
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Post by: pitw on June 14, 2021, 11:22:52 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 14, 2021, 07:06:59 PM

If you are your own master, be ashamed to catch yourself idle. Ben Franklin

And he helped set up that country, kinda/sorta explains a lot. :alscalls:
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Post by: bambam on June 15, 2021, 05:26:09 PM
Quote from: pitw on June 14, 2021, 11:22:52 PM
Quote from: bambam on June 14, 2021, 07:06:59 PM

If you are your own master, be ashamed to catch yourself idle. Ben Franklin

And he helped set up that country, kinda/sorta explains a lot. :alscalls:

  The only idle people in this country are the F'ing politicians.  :argh:
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Post by: bambam on June 15, 2021, 05:26:26 PM

Trouble springs from idleness and grievous toil from needless ease. Ben Franklin
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Post by: bambam on June 16, 2021, 08:26:09 PM

Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals. Sam Adams
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Post by: bambam on June 17, 2021, 08:17:28 PM

If the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation , they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them. Sam Adams.
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Post by: bambam on June 20, 2021, 08:46:59 PM

If your woman holds the light and bucket while you pick slugs off your cabbage and broccoli plants, she might be a keeper.
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Post by: bambam on June 21, 2021, 09:24:03 PM

If you do nothing all day, you never know when you are finished. Groucho Marx
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Post by: pitw on June 21, 2021, 10:29:40 PM
Running out of product on the last pass, sucks. :pout:
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Post by: bambam on June 22, 2021, 04:04:52 PM

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. Ben Franklin
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Post by: bambam on June 23, 2021, 07:27:54 PM

Teaching a kid to shoot for the first time is highly satisfying .  :yoyo:
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Post by: Hawks Feather on June 24, 2021, 07:54:50 AM
Quote from: bambam on June 23, 2021, 07:27:54 PM
Teaching a kid to shoot for the first time is highly satisfying .  :yoyo:

That it is, that it is.
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Post by: bambam on June 24, 2021, 08:43:35 PM

We are the carbon they want to reduce .
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Post by: pitw on June 25, 2021, 05:02:48 PM
Who the [L] are they?
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Post by: bambam on June 25, 2021, 09:46:53 PM
Quote from: pitw on June 25, 2021, 05:02:48 PM
Who the [L] are they?

  the " elites " , like Bill Gates, who want to reduce the earth's population .
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Post by: pitw on June 26, 2021, 10:37:35 AM
Choot 'em. :alscalls:
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Post by: pitw on July 27, 2021, 02:31:25 PM
I'm thinking it is possible to eat tooooooo many Raspberries. :sad:
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Post by: remrogers on July 28, 2021, 09:09:26 AM
Quote from: pitw on July 27, 2021, 02:31:25 PM
I'm thinking it is possible to eat tooooooo many Raspberries. :sad:
I doubt it.
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Post by: bambam on July 28, 2021, 10:16:00 AM
 I know what a good paint job is , and you won't get it from Hunter. President Trump .
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Post by: bambam on July 29, 2021, 09:01:30 AM

Killing someone with a gun is a felony. Killing someone with a vaccine is " science " .
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Post by: bambam on July 30, 2021, 10:39:34 AM

Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 31, 2021, 11:32:41 AM

Everyone has a past but not everyone has a future.
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Post by: bambam on August 02, 2021, 01:47:31 PM

America does not have a white supremacy problem, it has a spoiled , unhinged, white liberal problem. KayLeigh McEnany.
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Post by: bambam on August 03, 2021, 01:16:19 PM

It was the government that stole your freedom, destroyed your business, and ruined your children's future, NOT unvaccinated people.
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Post by: pitw on August 03, 2021, 03:40:00 PM
Ya can't fight dry. :pout:
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Post by: bambam on August 04, 2021, 12:17:50 PM

You cannot comply your way out of tyranny.
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Post by: bambam on August 06, 2021, 12:22:56 PM

Sometimes you must walk through the darkness before you see the light.
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Post by: bambam on August 07, 2021, 02:23:17 PM

A society that behaves like livestock will be treated like livestock.
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Post by: pitw on August 07, 2021, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 07, 2021, 02:23:17 PM

A society that behaves like livestock will be treated like livestock.

Ya mean if someone breaks free they get put down?
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Post by: chieftain on August 08, 2021, 10:48:49 AM
putting up sweet corn in Aug. sure tastes good in Dec....... (https://postimg.cc/WFvz6NcW)
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Post by: bambam on August 08, 2021, 12:47:39 PM
Quote from: pitw on August 07, 2021, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 07, 2021, 02:23:17 PM

A society that behaves like livestock will be treated like livestock.

Ya mean if someone breaks free they get put down?

  Now you're getting it . Population reduction . Agenda 21/30
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Post by: bambam on August 08, 2021, 12:48:09 PM

Thou hast also given me the shield of thy salvation ; and thy gentleness hath made me great . 2 Samuel 22:36
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Post by: bambam on August 09, 2021, 06:10:40 PM

To defeat Delta variant , experts recommend everything that didn't work the first time.
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Post by: bambam on August 11, 2021, 06:11:36 PM

The first time any man's freedoms are trodden on, we are all damaged. Jean Luc Picard
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Post by: bambam on August 12, 2021, 04:56:18 PM

If you are not at the table, you are on the menu.
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Post by: bambam on August 13, 2021, 09:08:41 PM

When the well is dry they know the worth of water. Ben Franklin.
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Post by: bambam on August 14, 2021, 12:06:16 PM

Bad times create strong men
Strong men create good times.
Good times create weak men.
Weak men create bad times.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 15, 2021, 09:56:54 AM

People are destroyed for lack of knowledge. Hosea 4:6
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Post by: chieftain on August 16, 2021, 11:04:04 AM
when finishing up the corn [156 quarts] and your tired of canning dont mention that the green beans are now ready.... (https://postimg.cc/PCGNJ8nB)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 17, 2021, 04:32:09 PM
 Nice corn Chief !!  What kind id that ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 17, 2021, 04:34:14 PM

Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often. Mark Twain
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Post by: chieftain on August 18, 2021, 11:17:32 AM
Quote from: bambam on August 17, 2021, 04:32:09 PM
Nice corn Chief !!  What kind id that ?
they call it peaches and cream .yellow and white kernels..this has been the best year in 5 or 6 years for the corn..ears are filled out right out to the end and its tender as a eyeball.
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Post by: bambam on August 18, 2021, 06:35:40 PM
I used to grow peaches and cream but quit years ago. It never rooted very well, constantly getting blown over by the wind. Dang good taste though.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 18, 2021, 06:36:05 PM

Masks only benefit ugly people.
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Post by: bambam on August 19, 2021, 05:39:34 PM

many have quarreled over religion and never practiced it. Ben Franklin
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Post by: bambam on August 22, 2021, 10:38:29 AM

For thou hast girded me with strength for battle ; them that rose up against me hast thou subdued under me. 2 Samuel 22:40
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Post by: bambam on August 23, 2021, 05:12:46 PM

Trust thyself and another shall not betray thee. Ben Franklin.
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Post by: bambam on August 25, 2021, 07:01:19 PM

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. Ben Franklin
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Post by: remrogers on August 26, 2021, 08:35:53 PM
Never make a woman mad. They remember things that haven't happened yet!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2021, 11:51:21 AM
The things which hurt, instruct.
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Post by: bambam on August 29, 2021, 10:25:52 AM

Thou hast also given me the necks of mine enemies, that I might destroy them that hate me. 2 Samuel 22:43
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Post by: bambam on August 31, 2021, 05:49:59 PM

You must be your very best in the darkest moments.
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Post by: pitw on August 31, 2021, 11:50:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 31, 2021, 05:49:59 PM

You must be your very best in the darkest moments.

Not sure about that. :confused:
Both my boys were conceived in daylight.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 01, 2021, 07:24:52 PM
Quote from: pitw on August 31, 2021, 11:50:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 31, 2021, 05:49:59 PM

You must be your very best in the darkest moments.

Not sure about that. :confused:
Both my boys were conceived in daylight.

  HAHA. How's it going Barry ? You all killing any critters up there yet ?
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Post by: bambam on September 01, 2021, 07:25:09 PM

Lions must not concern themselves with the opinions of lambs.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 02, 2021, 03:51:14 PM

Success in battle is not a function of how many show up , but who they are.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 03, 2021, 03:13:08 PM

There is no paradise for cowards. Viking saying.
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Post by: bambam on September 04, 2021, 09:30:57 PM

Fear not death for the hour of your doom is set and none may escape it.
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Post by: bambam on September 05, 2021, 03:37:37 PM

Then did I beat them as small as the dust of the earth , I did stamp them as the mire of the street, and did spread them abroad. 2 Samuel 22:43
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 06, 2021, 08:03:21 AM

What separates the American Christian from the rest of the world is that he will die on his feet before he lives on his knees. George Washington
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 07, 2021, 08:16:42 PM

There's no excusing the man who rejects the truth once it's proven.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 09, 2021, 05:35:31 PM

The extent of one's courage or cowardice cannot be measured in ordinary times.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 10, 2021, 05:52:20 PM

Better to fight and fall than to live without hope. Viking proverb
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Post by: bambam on September 12, 2021, 06:06:29 PM

The Lord liveth ; and blessed be my rock ; and exalted the God of the rock of my salvation. 2 Samuel 22:47
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Post by: bambam on September 14, 2021, 07:12:31 PM

Better to die with honor than live with shame. Viking proverb
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Post by: bambam on September 16, 2021, 08:38:21 PM

A rotten branch will be found in every tree.
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Post by: bambam on September 17, 2021, 08:49:15 PM

For the first time ever, a " medicine's " ineffectiveness is being blamed on those who have not taken it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 18, 2021, 08:50:36 PM

The one you trust most can disappoint the most.
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Post by: bambam on September 19, 2021, 06:16:13 PM

It is God that avengeth me, and that bringeth down the people under me. 2 Samuel 22:48
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Post by: bambam on September 20, 2021, 07:01:13 PM

Not all the clouds that darken the day bring rain.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 23, 2021, 06:06:09 PM
A robust heart is better than a sharp sword.
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Post by: bambam on September 25, 2021, 05:26:22 PM

Braver are many in word than in deed.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 28, 2021, 08:36:56 AM

No jab for me, I'm in the control group.  :biggrin:
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Post by: bambam on October 01, 2021, 08:24:43 PM

Tough times never last , but tough people do.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on October 02, 2021, 08:18:17 AM
Quote from: bambam on October 01, 2021, 08:24:43 PM
Tough times never last , but tough people do.

This quote was made while thinking about JohnP.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 03, 2021, 02:38:11 PM

God is in control.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: nastygunz on October 04, 2021, 06:37:50 AM
"Money cant buy you happiness, but it can buy you a hunting license and that's pretty close."
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 06, 2021, 03:13:30 PM

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 06, 2021, 03:18:53 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 06, 2021, 03:13:30 PM

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Tooo late. :laf:
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Post by: bambam on October 07, 2021, 11:47:41 AM

Be strong, do not fear. Your God will come with a vengeance. With divine retribution He will come to save you. Isaiah 35:4
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Post by: chieftain on October 09, 2021, 11:30:22 AM
(https://postimg.cc/Lgq4BbhR).....when the persimmons are ripe its time to make pudding......
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 09, 2021, 01:23:24 PM

Before we work on AI, why don't we do something about natural stupidity ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 10, 2021, 09:18:38 AM

Arise o Lord, save me, o my God, strike all my enemies on the jaw; break the teeth of the wicked. Psalm 3:7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 12, 2021, 02:49:46 PM

You cannot obey your way out of tyranny.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2021, 09:16:38 AM

The Kool-aid only works if you drink it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 14, 2021, 05:06:36 AM

The sheep will follow the man with the feed bucket, no matter how many he slaughters at night.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 15, 2021, 05:55:54 AM

The devil thought he had won because I was on my knees. Then I said, " Amen ".
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 16, 2021, 08:25:55 AM

In the event of a civil war, I'm not worried about the 81 million Biden voters; Half of them are dead or don't exist, and the other half don't know what gender they are.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 17, 2021, 01:05:08 PM

I will call on the Lord, who is worthy to be praised; so shall I be saved from my enemies. 2 Samuel 22:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2021, 05:15:17 PM

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 19, 2021, 03:25:07 PM

Imagine there's a 99.97 % chance that you won't $hit your pants, but you are forced to wear a diaper just in case. Now imagine that you are forced to wear a diaper because your neighbor might $hit his pants.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 21, 2021, 03:52:23 PM

Don't sail out farther than you can row back.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 22, 2021, 10:11:45 PM

In a battle between elephants, the ants get squashed.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 23, 2021, 04:04:07 PM

Pelosi is so old she no longer goes to her plastic surgeon, she goes to a taxidermist.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 24, 2021, 11:08:27 AM

In my distress I called upon the Lord, and cried to my God; and He did hear my voice out of his temple, and my cry did enter his ears. 2 Samuel 22:7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 25, 2021, 06:24:39 PM

Good advice is often annoying. Bad advice never is.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 26, 2021, 05:07:41 PM

During times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 27, 2021, 05:57:36 PM

There is no education like adversity.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 28, 2021, 05:12:20 PM

Life is very short and anxious for those who forget the past, neglect the present , and fear the future. Seneca Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 31, 2021, 08:56:24 AM

He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand ; but the hand of the diligent maketh rich. Proverbs 10:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 01, 2021, 05:55:11 PM

Do not return from a challenge having not given everything.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 02, 2021, 04:01:24 PM

Accepting death will allow you to live your life courageously. Spartan life rule.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 03, 2021, 02:46:06 PM

Before going hunting, check the expiration date on your hand warmers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 03, 2021, 05:57:39 PM
Quote from: bambam on November 03, 2021, 02:46:06 PM

Before going hunting, check the expiration date on your hand warmers.

Where on my body do I find the expiration date of me heart? :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on November 03, 2021, 07:26:18 PM
Do not trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 05, 2021, 07:51:29 PM

Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid. Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on November 05, 2021, 08:24:08 PM
Some days everything just goes special good. :bowingsmilie:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 07, 2021, 06:40:58 PM

The Lord is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer. 2 Samuel 22:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 09, 2021, 10:29:38 PM

The less you talk the more you are listened to.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on November 10, 2021, 09:34:13 AM
Quote from: bambam on November 09, 2021, 10:29:38 PM
The less you talk the more you are listened to.

And the better you are for doing this.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 12, 2021, 09:43:37 PM

The fewer the facts , the stronger the opinions.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 13, 2021, 01:05:26 PM

Formula for success : Under promise and over deliver.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 14, 2021, 07:18:07 AM

Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful ; and the end of that mirth is heaviness .Proverbs 14:13
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 15, 2021, 04:24:38 PM

Necessity never made a good bargain. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 16, 2021, 06:23:41 PM

Blessed is he who expects nothing, because he shall never be disappointed. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 17, 2021, 10:32:30 AM

Security without liberty is called prison. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 18, 2021, 08:09:07 PM

An open foe may prove a curse, but a pretend friend is worse. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 23, 2021, 09:09:08 PM

If you refuse to participate in politics, you end up being governed by your inferiors. Plato
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on November 24, 2021, 07:33:28 AM
Quote from: bambam on November 23, 2021, 09:09:08 PM
If you refuse to participate in politics, you end up being governed by your inferiors. Plato

And just as true today as it was then.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on November 24, 2021, 08:48:52 AM
Quote from: Hawks Feather on November 24, 2021, 07:33:28 AM
Quote from: bambam on November 23, 2021, 09:09:08 PM
If you refuse to participate in politics, you end up being governed by your inferiors. Plato

And just as true today as it was then.

^^ THIS^^

The past months have convinced me that much of our national problem is that good, decent people don't want to get into the mess and hassle of local politics.  School boards are the biggest example.  I just want to enjoy my life and family, avoid hassle, and use my free time to work and play without government intrusion.  I don't want the added nuisance and hassle of board meetings, disagreements, ugly accusations and responsibility that comes with school board, county supervisor, city council, etc.  So the people with an agenda take those positions, most of them leftists. 

Case in point:  a wealthy couple recently moved here from California, no kids, retired.  In our election two weeks ago, she ran for local school board, UNOPPOSED!  My boys, DIL, myself, and many of my friends are far better qualified, know this area, have kids in the system, etc. and none of us want the hassle and responsibility of being on the school board.  It looked to me like half of the candidates for city and county offices were recently moved here from Seattle or California.  So, we get people from San Francisco telling us the rules we have to live by.

Not sure what to do because I DON'T want to run for office, yet mere talk is not going to cut it. 




Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: JohnP on November 24, 2021, 10:11:52 AM
 If you are not willing to run or get behind the person you feel is right for the job and support him/her 100% then you are also part of the problem.  However, a .308 will also work.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 30, 2021, 05:03:45 PM

Only the dead have seen the end of war. Plato
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 01, 2021, 06:41:24 PM

No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth. Plato
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 04, 2021, 07:49:36 PM

Ignorant men raise questions that were answered 1000 years ago by wise men. Johann von Goethe.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 05, 2021, 03:24:37 PM

The God of my rock, in him I will trust ; he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation. 2 Samuel 22:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 06, 2021, 09:19:13 PM

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 07, 2021, 07:39:36 PM

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. John Shedd.

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 08, 2021, 06:42:30 PM

There is only one way to avoid criticism; do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. Aristotle.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 09, 2021, 07:11:16 PM

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. Howard Ruff
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 10, 2021, 04:42:01 PM

Be kind, because everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. Plato
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 11, 2021, 07:25:04 PM

We have to create a presence so disruptive, they'll want nothing but peace. Pablo Escobar . ( Colombian drug lord ) .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 12, 2021, 01:41:32 PM
He delivered me from my strong enemy, and from them that hated me ; for they were too strong for me. 2 Samuel 22:18
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 13, 2021, 08:30:04 PM

The best revenge is massive success. Frank Sinatra
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 14, 2021, 07:56:59 PM

Any mother who has 7 or more kids could easily handle the port congestion problem in Commiefornia.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on December 14, 2021, 10:43:23 PM
Quote from: bambam on December 14, 2021, 07:56:59 PM

Any mother who has 7 or more kids could easily handle the port congestion problem in Commiefornia.

Well she certainly couldn't work nights. :nofgr:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 15, 2021, 07:40:08 PM

If you've got them by the balls , their hearts and mind will follow. Theodore Roosevelt.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 16, 2021, 06:43:45 PM
 Not every closed door is locked.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 17, 2021, 06:43:18 PM

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. George Carlin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 18, 2021, 04:32:39 PM

You can judge the character of a man by what he does for someone who can do nothing for him. Johann von Goethe.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 19, 2021, 12:44:00 PM

7 The Lord shall cause thine enemies that rise up against thee to be smitten before thy face: they shall come out against thee one way, and flee before thee seven ways. Deuteronomy 28:7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 20, 2021, 03:32:40 PM

Nothing says " Trust the science " like asking for the data to be hidden for 75 years.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 21, 2021, 05:12:06 PM

The harder the conflict the more glorious the triumph. Thomas Paine.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 23, 2021, 09:04:26 AM

Don't blame the mirror because you are ugly. Vladimir Putin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 26, 2021, 04:09:25 PM

And all people of the earth shall see that thou art called by the name of the Lord; and they shall be afraid of thee. Deuteronomy 28:10

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 28, 2021, 12:06:29 PM

If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 30, 2021, 04:53:54 PM

Build your own dreams or someone will hire you to build theirs. Farrah Gray
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 31, 2021, 08:22:32 PM

Patriotism means to stand by the country, not the President or any other elected official. Teddy Roosevelt
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Post by: bambam on January 01, 2022, 09:14:34 PM

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. George Carlin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 02, 2022, 08:20:47 AM

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God , to them who are called according to his purpose. Romans 8:28
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 02, 2022, 09:03:00 AM
Having the whole family coming for a gathering turns a woman into a dictator.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 03, 2022, 06:59:48 PM

The return we reap from generous actions is not always evident.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 05, 2022, 05:04:08 PM

an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 06, 2022, 04:31:52 PM

The path that leads to truth is littered with the bodies of the ignorant. Samurai proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 07, 2022, 04:07:20 PM

A running man can slit a thousand sleeping throats
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 08, 2022, 11:42:37 AM

To win any battle, you must fight as if you are already dead. Samurai proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 09, 2022, 05:13:28 AM

O my God ,I trust in thee; let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me. Psalm 25:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 10, 2022, 04:50:47 PM

Liberty means responsibility , that is why most men dread it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 11, 2022, 08:58:31 PM

Nil Desperandum. Never despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead , and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we WILL rekindle it. Sam Adams.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 12, 2022, 07:02:13 PM

The right to freedom being the gift of almighty God, it is not in the power of men to alienate this gift and voluntarily become a slave. Sam Adams
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 13, 2022, 05:32:27 PM

I intend to put up with nothing that I can put down. Edgar Allan Poe.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 13, 2022, 10:14:29 PM
A 70 degree swing in temperature causes problems.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on January 13, 2022, 10:27:59 PM
Quote from: pitw on January 13, 2022, 10:14:29 PM
A 70 degree swing in temperature causes problems.

Understatement of the month!  :eyebrownod: That happen up your way?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on January 14, 2022, 10:08:01 AM
Yeah Clyde it did, went from -40 to 32F and I decided to go for a drive.  Hit the highway and the frost was coming out which made it as slippery as it ever gets.  At least for the ones do their inturns/outturns[curling lingo] it was warm enough that freezing wasn't an option while they waited for help. 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 14, 2022, 07:27:15 PM

Never look down on someone, unless you are helping them up.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 16, 2022, 08:37:07 AM

With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation. Psalm 91:16
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 17, 2022, 02:56:48 PM

The world is run by insane people for insane objectives. John Lennon
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 18, 2022, 02:24:41 PM

The older I get, the meaner I get. Pretty sure it won't be long before I start biting people.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 19, 2022, 04:00:11 PM

If I don't get your approval, I'll still sleep good tonight. J.T.Cooper
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 20, 2022, 05:20:33 PM

If you have a right to burn my flag, I have a right to kick your a$$ . Creed Fisher.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 21, 2022, 04:35:17 PM

If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom , go home from us in peace. Sam Adams
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 22, 2022, 02:09:06 PM

The devil thought he had won because I was on my knees. Then I said "Amen " .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 26, 2022, 08:07:45 PM

Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt. Sam Adams
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 27, 2022, 07:28:15 PM

Our founding fathers never intended that congress be a career. Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 28, 2022, 06:02:22 PM

You must not enthrone ignorance simply because there is so much of it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 29, 2022, 07:05:11 PM

People who stand in the middle of the road get run over. Rush Limbaugh
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 30, 2022, 08:58:07 AM

The Lord rewarded me according to my righteousness , according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me. 2 Samuel 22:21
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 31, 2022, 05:25:05 PM

Don't believe everything you read in a medical book. You might get killed by a misprint. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 01, 2022, 07:36:26 PM

A vote is like a rifle, its' usefulness depends upon the character of the user. Teddy Roosevelt .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 02, 2022, 04:44:09 PM

Enemies will despise you if you show cowardice. Samurai
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 04, 2022, 07:50:07 PM

Don't put robbers to work in a bank.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on February 05, 2022, 06:44:12 AM
Quote from: bambam on February 04, 2022, 07:50:07 PM
Don't put robbers to work in a bank.

And yet people elect democrats to Washington.  I guess they don't know this.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 05, 2022, 11:17:48 AM

China olympics : " Come together to celebrate the human spirit........... in a police state " . Bill Maher
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 07, 2022, 06:42:21 PM

For I have kept the ways of the Lord, and have not wickedly departed from my God. 2 Samuel 22:22
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 09, 2022, 03:20:12 PM

A man who can't uphold his beliefs is pathetic dead or alive. Samurai.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 10, 2022, 03:56:44 PM

If you think the USPS is slow, you should see how fast they delivered mail-in ballots the day after the election.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 11, 2022, 08:54:30 PM

All might be free if they valued freedom , and defended it as they should. Sam Adams
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 12, 2022, 09:06:21 AM

Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest threat to the truth. Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 13, 2022, 04:14:05 PM

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 14, 2022, 03:24:42 PM

There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people. Howard Zinn
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 16, 2022, 05:23:11 PM

We make war to live in peace  . Samurai
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Post by: bambam on February 19, 2022, 10:14:27 PM

The question isn't who is going to let me. The question is who is going to stop me ? Ayn Rand
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 21, 2022, 01:45:58 PM
 Did the Civil War end slavery or start it ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 22, 2022, 07:13:57 PM

Tempt not the righteous man to draw his sword.

Yes , I've posted this before, but it's getting closer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 23, 2022, 08:26:07 PM

He who drinks dies. He who does not drink dies as well. Mongolian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 24, 2022, 09:00:27 PM

Complaining of a problem without posing a solution is called whining. Teddy Roosevelt.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 25, 2022, 05:03:10 PM

Marriage is like a game of cards; at first you have 2 hearts and a diamond, but by the end you will want a club and a spade.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 27, 2022, 10:29:28 AM

With the merciful thou wilt show thyself merciful, and with the upright man thou wilt show thyself upright. 2 Samuel 22:26
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on February 28, 2022, 07:07:59 PM

It is no use to preach to children if you don't live decently yourself. Teddy Roosevelt
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 02, 2022, 05:29:53 PM

The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 03, 2022, 06:23:48 PM

Truth is , everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. Bob Marley
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 04, 2022, 05:55:12 PM

If you have no enemies , you are apt to be in the same predicament in regard to friends. Elbert Hubbard
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 06, 2022, 11:09:12 AM

Blessed is the man that trusts in the Lord and whose hope is in the Lord. Jeremiah 17:7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 07, 2022, 04:25:25 PM

What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens. Thaddeus Golas
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 09, 2022, 07:02:19 PM

In a state of tranquility , wealth , and luxury, our descendants would forget the arts of war and the noble activity and zeal which made their ancestors invincible. Sam Adams.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 11, 2022, 05:03:49 PM

Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people.It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other. John Adams
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 12, 2022, 06:53:19 PM

Compassion is no substitute for justice. Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 13, 2022, 12:25:15 PM

For thou art my lamp , o Lord, and the Lord will lighten my darkness. 2 Samuel 22:29
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 14, 2022, 04:06:57 PM

With government shekels come government shackles. Tom Littleton.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 15, 2022, 07:21:06 PM

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 18, 2022, 07:32:35 PM

No man escapes when freedom fails, the best men rot in filthy jails , and those who cried " Appease, appease, " are hanged by those they tried to please. Anonymous
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 19, 2022, 06:04:45 PM

There are none so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. Goethe
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 20, 2022, 04:53:20 PM

Therefore I will give thanks unto thee , o Lord, among the heathen , and I will sing praises unto thy name. 2 Samuel 22:50
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 21, 2022, 08:20:15 PM

the first engine of tyranny is a corrupt judiciary. An English jurist.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 23, 2022, 06:31:38 PM

A double minded man is uncertain in ALL of his ways. James 1:8
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 24, 2022, 07:12:53 PM

The only perfect person who walked the face of the earth was hung on a cross. Joe Flynn
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 27, 2022, 10:28:24 AM

How that they told you there would be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. Jude 14:18
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 28, 2022, 05:57:38 PM

We are all just dust in the wind.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on March 30, 2022, 05:12:42 PM

There is no death, only a change of worlds. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 01, 2022, 10:47:41 PM

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the water are going to fall into the river. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 04, 2022, 04:58:37 PM

Character is always corrupted by prosperity.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 05, 2022, 07:41:38 PM

Man has responsibilities , not power. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 05, 2022, 09:11:09 PM
When your present wife is talking about what to make for supper and she comes up with spaghetti and meat sauce, it is apparently a very, very bad idea to suggest that she call your old girlfriend for her recipe.  Unless of course you really enjoy corn flakes through a straw. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 10, 2022, 04:53:57 PM

But ye beloved , building up yourselves on your most holy faith, praying in the Holy Ghost. Jude 14:20
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 11, 2022, 02:58:41 PM

  Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last stream poisoned , will we realize that we cannot eat money. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 12, 2022, 08:21:21 PM

There are 2 wolves fighting inside us, one evil and one good. The winner will be the one you feed. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 16, 2022, 10:25:45 PM

A brave man dies but once ; a coward many times. Indian proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 17, 2022, 07:30:23 AM
 He is risen.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 18, 2022, 06:06:51 PM

Do not trim your own hair after you've been drinking.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 19, 2022, 06:18:34 PM

Courage is mastery of fear, not absence of fear. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 20, 2022, 02:49:01 PM

Few words are required when speaking the truth. Indian proverb.
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Post by: chieftain on April 21, 2022, 12:46:14 PM
cold spring nights make it tough on the mushrooms..been twice found around 40... (https://postimg.cc/RN1SD97G)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 21, 2022, 03:42:22 PM
 I've only found 5 Chief. Supposed to have warmer nights now, hope they start popping.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 21, 2022, 03:44:44 PM

Certain things capture your gaze. Pursue only those that capture your heart. Indian proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 21, 2022, 05:09:29 PM
When your wie comes home a day early[So you thought] from a six day trip, you should be gone for at least a couple days. :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on April 21, 2022, 07:11:41 PM
Quote from: bambam on April 20, 2022, 02:49:01 PM

Few words are required when speaking the truth. Indian proverb.

Interesting.  "The man who speaks all of his words is boring."  A friend from Bella Coola told me that was a saying from the elders in his village.  Wonder if he was hinting...?  :huh:

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on April 21, 2022, 07:13:13 PM
Quote from: chieftain on April 21, 2022, 12:46:14 PM
cold spring nights make it tough on the mushrooms..been twice found around 40... (https://postimg.cc/RN1SD97G)

Hope you saved some venison to go with the morels.  One of the world's great food combos!

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on April 22, 2022, 10:52:49 AM
got some back strap...it maybe fried crappie,depending on who  does the cooking that night...
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 24, 2022, 02:04:54 PM

Wait on the Lord, be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart : wait, I say, on the Lord. Psalm 27:14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2022, 07:23:57 PM

Make my enemy brave and strong, so if defeated, I will not be ashamed. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 26, 2022, 04:21:35 PM

A politician divides divides mankind into 2 classes ; tools and enemies. Friedrich Nietzsche
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 27, 2022, 05:23:36 PM

Adversity makes men, prosperity makes monsters. Victor Hugo.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 28, 2022, 08:51:48 PM

We have to create a presence so disruptive, they will want nothing but peace. Pablo Escobar. Bring it on Pablo.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 29, 2022, 09:47:04 PM

No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come. Turkish proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 01, 2022, 06:30:01 PM

Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life . Jude 14:21
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 02, 2022, 07:01:46 PM

A bird on a frail branch bending beneath her still sings away, knowing she has wings. Victor Hugo
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2022, 08:27:16 PM

There is nothing lower than a rat, and if we let the rats run free, the streets will be filled with them. Pablo Escobar.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 05, 2022, 07:36:53 PM

The best soldiers are the ones who assume they are already dead.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 06, 2022, 08:56:11 PM
An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox. Mexican proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 07, 2022, 09:13:00 PM

Though a cage be made of gold, it's still a cage.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 08, 2022, 06:14:34 PM

Defend the poor and fatherless, do justice to the afflicted and needy. Psalm 82:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 09, 2022, 08:33:05 PM

The country can survive Obama, but it can't survive the abject ignorance that elected him. Rush Limbaugh
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 12, 2022, 08:50:37 PM

Bigot : A person who wins an argument with a liberal. Rush Limbaugh
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 14, 2022, 08:32:48 PM

For government to give, it must first take away. Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 15, 2022, 05:35:05 PM

Deliver me not unto the will of mine enemies ; for false witnesses are risen up against me , and such breathe out cruelty. Psalm 27 : 12
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 16, 2022, 06:33:47 PM

The more I know people the more I love my dog. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 18, 2022, 02:19:33 PM

I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body, then I was born. Clint Eastwood.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 21, 2022, 10:29:07 PM

 The bird that has eaten cannot fly with the bird that is hungry. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 22, 2022, 10:16:09 AM

 The Lord is my light and salvation, whom shall I fear ? The Lord is the strength of my life ; of whom shall I be afraid ? Psalm 27:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 25, 2022, 09:12:13 PM

 Revelation 6:8 8 I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 28, 2022, 08:34:01 PM

 Ordinary people always try to escape disagreeable situations with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence. Friedrich Nietzsche
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 29, 2022, 08:10:17 PM

I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. Philippians 4 : 13
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 31, 2022, 07:54:39 PM

 When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right. Victor Hugo
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 02, 2022, 07:45:47 PM

 Man is the only animal that must be encouraged to live. Friedrich Nietzsche
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 04, 2022, 08:06:15 PM

 America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcomes. Rush Limbaugh
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 05, 2022, 06:00:03 PM
Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy . Jude 14 : 24
 
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 08, 2022, 03:03:47 PM

 If guns are to blame for people getting shot, then pencils are to blame for people failing tests.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 09, 2022, 08:57:44 PM

 "The price of gas is so high now, people would be better off buying cocaine and just running where they need to go. " Sen. Kennedy, LA .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 12, 2022, 04:54:40 PM

 To the only wise God our savior, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and forever. Amen. Jude 14:25
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 14, 2022, 06:20:02 PM

 Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. Ben Franklin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 19, 2022, 07:29:36 AM

 But ye shall die like men, and fall like one of the princes. Psalm 82:7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 20, 2022, 09:21:27 PM

 If they steal the 2022 elections, time for us to start buying woodchippers.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 21, 2022, 09:32:14 AM

 The wicked flee when no man pursueth ; but the righteous are bold as a lion. Proverbs 28:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 22, 2022, 10:03:51 PM
Seeing a fatal accident on the interstate reminds you that life is precious.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 26, 2022, 11:09:43 PM

 The devil thought he won because I was on my knees. Then I said, AMEN. We are not out of the fight.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 29, 2022, 01:39:45 PM

 Abortion is still legal in every state. Just go get a covid jab.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 30, 2022, 12:18:32 PM

 If you still hate Trump after this 18 month $hitshow, your commitment to stupidity is impressive.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 30, 2022, 06:54:33 PM
 :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 04, 2022, 04:56:13 PM
Jack makes good whiskey but God makes the great stuff.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2022, 04:30:23 PM

 Stand your ground, Don't fire unless fired upon. But if they mean to have a war, let it begin here. Minutemen.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2022, 06:21:47 PM

 Those who have the privilege to know have the duty to act.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 09, 2022, 03:36:13 PM

 If a Kenyan can be President in the U.S. , who really gives a $hit anymore ? Daddy Dragon
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 10, 2022, 02:19:55 PM

 When the wicked, even my enemies and my foes, come upon me to eat up my flesh, they stumbled and fell. Psalm 27:2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on July 11, 2022, 09:22:49 AM
removing this from your pond will help the fish population.... (https://postimg.cc/dkb31zSm)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 11, 2022, 07:43:08 PM
Quote from: chieftain on July 11, 2022, 09:22:49 AMremoving this from your pond will help the fish population.... (https://postimg.cc/dkb31zSm)

  Absolutely. Did you eat it Chief ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 11, 2022, 07:43:41 PM
Don't retreat..  reload. Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on July 12, 2022, 07:16:31 AM
not yet,i will keep it in a live tank for 3 or 4 weeks changing the water on it till it cleans out .then it turtle gumbo....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 13, 2022, 03:37:12 PM

 Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it. Helen Keller.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 13, 2022, 03:49:30 PM
A new pup can find the old dogs stash of goodies.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 15, 2022, 05:10:30 PM
Turn your wounds into wisdom.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 15, 2022, 05:26:37 PM
Quote from: bambam on July 15, 2022, 05:10:30 PMTurn your wounds into wisdom.

No wonder I'm the smartest guy on the planet.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 17, 2022, 12:24:23 PM

 Heal me O Lord, and I will be healed ; save me , and I will be saved, for you are my praise. Jeremiah 17:14
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 18, 2022, 08:27:44 PM

 Don't forget to get plenty of sunlight and drink lots of water . You're basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 19, 2022, 06:12:11 PM

 Let us sacrifice our today so that our children can have a better tomorrow. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 24, 2022, 01:23:10 PM

 I have said, ye are gods. and all of you are children of the most high. Psalm 82:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 25, 2022, 08:46:59 PM

 Spartans do not ask how many are the enemy, but rather where are they .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on July 25, 2022, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: bambam on July 25, 2022, 08:46:59 PMSpartans do not ask how many are the enemy, but rather where are they .

Probably why they ain't around no more.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on July 26, 2022, 12:43:46 PM
turtle ,shrimp, and rice make a great meal... (https://postimg.cc/rKnBXtm5)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 26, 2022, 03:07:35 PM
Quote from: chieftain on July 26, 2022, 12:43:46 PMturtle ,shrimp, and rice make a great meal... (https://postimg.cc/rKnBXtm5)

  Looks good Chief.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 26, 2022, 03:08:14 PM

 If you don't want to stand for the National Anthem, perhaps you should give your legs to a veteran who lost his. That way a real man can stand in your place.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on July 27, 2022, 08:30:34 AM
putting up sweet corn this time of year makes for good eating this winter.... (https://postimg.cc/bSJDvNDD)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 27, 2022, 07:33:28 PM
Dang Chief, you got me slobbering all over myself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 27, 2022, 07:36:26 PM
Mice die in traps because they don't understand why the cheese is free. The same happens with socialism.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 28, 2022, 03:34:42 PM

 Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers ? Ban sober people from driving. That's how gun control works.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 29, 2022, 08:21:45 PM

 If socialism is so good, and capitalism is so bad, why aren't the caravans headed to Venezuela ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 31, 2022, 11:10:20 AM

 Though an host should encamp against me, my heart shall not fear : though war should rise against me , in this I will be confident. Psalm 27:3
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 03, 2022, 07:14:00 PM

 Beans , beans , the miracle fruit . The more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot , the better you feel. You should have beans for every meal.

  Yes, I picked more beans this evening. Canning tomorrow.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 06, 2022, 02:36:09 PM
i picked this morning.... (https://postimg.cc/v1LXWD5Z)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: JohnP on August 06, 2022, 05:51:15 PM
When I was a kid I picked green beans for 15 cents a basket.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 07, 2022, 11:13:57 AM
Nice beans Chief. I have the best beans this year I've had in a while. Best Taters too. Nice tomatoes and corn, but my cucumbers suck.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 07, 2022, 11:14:42 AM
One thing have I desired of the Lord, that I will seek after, that I may dwell in the house of the Lord. Psalm 27:4
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 08, 2022, 08:25:28 AM
Bam,everything here has been good except the tomatoes,it got really hot when the tomatoes were green and now when they turn red they split open around the tops near the stems.you got to use them pretty quick or they go bad in 3 or 4 days.....
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on August 08, 2022, 09:14:19 AM
Quote from: chieftain on July 27, 2022, 08:30:34 AMputting up sweet corn this time of year makes for good eating this winter.... (https://postimg.cc/bSJDvNDD)

That corn looks fabulous!

Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 08, 2022, 11:38:47 PM
Raspberry picking is much easier in daylight.    :iroll:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 09, 2022, 08:10:16 PM
death smiles at us all. All we can do is smile back. Marcus Aurelius
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 10, 2022, 07:17:14 PM
4 year olds know Nothing about gender. These transgender freaks need to be arrested for child endangerment and indecent exposure. ENOUGH is enough, these sick freaks are brainwashing our children !!! Where is CPS at these sick freak transgender events?????!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: chieftain on August 11, 2022, 04:37:35 PM
removing these from your green bean patch will leave more green beans for yourself.. (https://postimg.cc/G9DwHQsd)
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 12, 2022, 06:19:58 PM
Mark Twain said, "In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot."
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 13, 2022, 08:15:03 AM
The most sacred duty of a government is to do equal justice to ALL citizens. Thomas Jefferson.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2022, 08:47:59 AM
Professing themselves to be wise, they had become fools. Romans 1:22
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 16, 2022, 08:40:56 PM
If you want to take my freedom, make damn sure you are as passionate about taking it as I am about keeping it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 17, 2022, 06:21:51 PM
You may juggle human laws , you may fool with human courts, but there is a judgement to come, and from it there is NO appeal. Orin Philip Gifford.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 19, 2022, 04:55:33 PM
The Constitution wasn't written to restrain the people, it was written to restrain the government. Rand Paul.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 20, 2022, 08:01:00 PM
I cannot escape death, but at least I can escape the fear of it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 21, 2022, 10:33:23 AM
Sing aloud unto God our strength ; make a joyful noise unto the God of Jacob. Psalm 81:1
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 23, 2022, 05:35:09 PM
The most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity. Amelia Earhart.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 23, 2022, 09:52:32 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 23, 2022, 05:35:09 PMThe most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity. Amelia Earhart.

Where did that get her?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 24, 2022, 02:33:21 PM
Quote from: pitw on August 23, 2022, 09:52:32 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 23, 2022, 05:35:09 PMThe most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity. Amelia Earhart.

Where did that get her?

All the way to the bottom.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 24, 2022, 02:34:17 PM
Never give up or you are big time jabroni. The Iron Sheik
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 25, 2022, 06:21:01 PM
Nobody called it toxic masculinity when we were saving the world.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 26, 2022, 09:34:52 PM
An unseen waterleak can wreak havoc on a hardwood floor.  :argh:  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 27, 2022, 09:59:25 AM
It is far better to be alone than to be in bad company. George Washington
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2022, 12:43:29 PM
And now shall mine head be lifted up above mine enemies round about me, I will sing praises unto the Lord. Psalm 27:6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 29, 2022, 07:13:53 PM
We will be known forever by the tracks we leave. Indianproverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 07, 2022, 08:51:05 PM
4 day drunks last longer than 4 days.  :doh2:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 12, 2022, 06:37:36 PM
If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. Napoleon Hill.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 13, 2022, 09:45:08 PM
Men who hit women are the lowest scum on the face of the earth.  Next to pedophiles of course.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 15, 2022, 07:25:36 PM
A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves/
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 19, 2022, 04:33:14 PM
Liberals LOVE illegal immigrants............. until they come to their neighborhood.  HAHA , frickin hypocrites.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 20, 2022, 08:00:12 PM
Might be a good weekend to stay close to home. Lots of chatter something big will happen this weekend. Could be fake news, but Sep. 24 is a big satanic date, and word is they will do something soon to disrupt the elections.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2022, 04:52:59 PM
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. Thomas Edison
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 22, 2022, 07:09:04 PM
If you lose self control everything will fail. John Wooden
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 23, 2022, 08:31:21 PM
Trump is not going to save us. We have to save ourselves. Trust Jesus .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 25, 2022, 11:38:09 AM
Teach me thy way O Lord, and lead me in a plain path, because of mine enemies. Psalm 27:11
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 26, 2022, 06:38:26 PM
Blowing up the wife's coffeepot is not a good way to start the day.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 27, 2022, 07:47:17 PM
A man is no bigger than the smallest thing that provokes him.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on September 27, 2022, 09:49:51 PM
Damb sand fleas.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 29, 2022, 05:12:00 PM
The geniuses in D.C. just sent another $12 BILLION dollars to the cross dresser in Ukraine. While homelessness is increasing in the U.S., our Veterans can't get health care, our elderly can't afford their medications and heating oil. etc.etc.

  The tree of Liberty is getting very thirsty.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 01, 2022, 01:58:38 PM
Get ready for your next booster

  https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/10/biden_orders_171_million_doses_of_fifth_covid_booster_with_a_safety_study_on_a_grand_total_of_8_mice.html
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 02, 2022, 12:02:00 PM
Hear o Lord when I cry with my voice, have mercy also upon me, and answer me. Psalm 27:7
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 03, 2022, 07:33:20 PM
watching ducks breed is like watching crocodiles trying to drown impalas.  :wo:  :confused:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 04, 2022, 06:04:30 PM
If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 09, 2022, 11:08:55 AM
When my father and mother forsake me , then the Lord will take me up. Psalm 27:10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 10, 2022, 05:57:58 PM
To do is to be....... William James

  To be is to do......... John Mill

  Do be do be doo............ Sinatra
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2022, 07:20:19 PM
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I'll show you someone who has overcome adversity. Lou Holtz
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 14, 2022, 07:00:21 PM
The wound is the place where the light enters.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 16, 2022, 06:26:44 PM
The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe , for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them. Turkish proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2022, 03:48:00 PM
Don't settle for what life gives you, make life better and build something.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 19, 2022, 03:09:53 PM
Do not make important decisions while you are angry.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 20, 2022, 04:31:54 PM
I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change ; I am changing the things I cannot accept.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 23, 2022, 04:34:53 PM
God doesn't choose perfect men. He chooses men perfect for the job.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 24, 2022, 03:46:30 PM
The day the demonrats stop cheating to win elections is the day they stop winning elections.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 25, 2022, 06:09:37 PM
If I am to die, at least I will die among brothers.  Gannicus.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 26, 2022, 08:42:27 PM
You never learn much from hearing yourself speak.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 27, 2022, 06:59:36 PM
Adversity is the only balance to weigh friends.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 28, 2022, 06:03:57 PM
Social media has made us too comfortable with disrespecting others and not getting punched in the mouth for it. Mike Tyson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 29, 2022, 02:46:52 PM
Seeing a big buck in the woods on a fall day is a huge adrenaline rush.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 30, 2022, 11:55:54 AM
For nothing is secret, that shall not be made manifest, neither anything hid, that shall not be known and come abroad. Luke 8:17
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 30, 2022, 07:39:23 PM
Having an Elk, moose, mule and white tale tag in your pocket for opening day is kinda/sorta cool. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Okanagan on October 30, 2022, 11:20:25 PM
Quote from: pitw on October 30, 2022, 07:39:23 PMHaving an Elk, moose, mule and white tale tag in your pocket for opening day is kinda/sorta cool. :biggrin:

Yep, and I do miss that!
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 31, 2022, 06:27:50 PM
Democrats : You are supposed to EAT your vegetables, not elect them to congress.
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Post by: bambam on October 31, 2022, 06:54:53 PM
Quote from: pitw on October 30, 2022, 07:39:23 PMHaving an Elk, moose, mule and white tale tag in your pocket for opening day is kinda/sorta cool. :biggrin:

  Good luck Barry. Let us know how it goes.
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Post by: JohnP on October 31, 2022, 07:06:59 PM
Are the boys hunting with ya?
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Post by: bambam on November 01, 2022, 06:28:25 PM
There is only one way to become champion ; never fuking lose. Gannicus
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Post by: bambam on November 02, 2022, 08:18:54 PM
The wise man listens to meaning. The fool only hears the noise.
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Post by: bambam on November 03, 2022, 04:48:00 PM
The easy path is the road to ruin.
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Post by: bambam on November 06, 2022, 10:59:20 AM
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. Romans 8:28
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Post by: bambam on November 07, 2022, 05:54:28 PM
out of difficulties grow miracles
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Post by: bambam on November 08, 2022, 05:35:02 PM
We are not the product of what has happened to us in the past, we have power of choice.
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Post by: bambam on November 10, 2022, 07:23:04 PM
The best answer to anger is silence.
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Post by: bambam on November 11, 2022, 12:29:58 PM
God bless our Veterans.
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Post by: bambam on November 12, 2022, 01:48:25 PM
An emerald shines even if its worth is not spoken of.
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Post by: bambam on November 13, 2022, 05:03:05 PM
My son, forget not my law; but let thine heart keep my commandments  Proverbs 3:1
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Post by: bambam on November 15, 2022, 06:16:08 PM
life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving.
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Post by: bambam on November 16, 2022, 05:42:28 PM
 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Post by: bambam on November 17, 2022, 06:59:52 PM
Live for nothing or die for something. Rambo
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Post by: bambam on November 18, 2022, 03:47:12 PM
Growth and comfort do not coexist.
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Post by: bambam on November 20, 2022, 02:23:52 PM
Matthew 24:11
King James Version
11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
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Post by: bambam on November 21, 2022, 06:00:08 PM
In a country of children where the option is Santa Clause or work, what wins ? Rush Limbaugh
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Post by: bambam on November 22, 2022, 04:48:21 PM
Give me 10 beers and I will prove the earth is round and spinning.
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Post by: bambam on November 23, 2022, 09:18:10 PM
Freedom without virtue isn't freedom, it will eventually destroy a society
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Post by: bambam on November 25, 2022, 10:45:32 PM
No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity. Rush Limbaugh
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Post by: bambam on November 27, 2022, 09:15:01 PM
If life were predictable it would cease to be life.
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Post by: bambam on November 29, 2022, 07:08:07 PM
The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. Seneca Indian
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Post by: bambam on November 30, 2022, 01:54:43 PM
shifting winds can sure screw up a deer hunt.
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Post by: bambam on December 02, 2022, 04:22:43 PM
Happiness is a big pile of wrapped deer steak. :yoyo:
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Post by: pitw on December 02, 2022, 05:13:50 PM
Quote from: bambam on December 02, 2022, 04:22:43 PMHappiness is a big pile of wrapped deer steak. :yoyo:

Good on ya.
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Post by: bambam on December 03, 2022, 04:51:56 PM
He who angers you conquers you.
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Post by: bambam on December 04, 2022, 12:53:04 PM
Give us help from trouble, for the help of man is useless. Psalm 60:11
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Post by: bambam on December 06, 2022, 03:06:49 PM
If you want the rainbow , you gotta put up with the rain.
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Post by: bambam on December 08, 2022, 04:59:38 PM
Fall 7 times , stand up 8 .
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Post by: bambam on December 09, 2022, 07:50:11 PM
Freedom lies in being bold.
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Post by: bambam on December 10, 2022, 11:43:21 AM
Fear profits a man nothing. 13th Warrior
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Post by: bambam on December 11, 2022, 01:52:12 PM
Through God we will do valiantly, for it is he who shall tread down our enemies. Psalm 60:12
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Post by: bambam on December 12, 2022, 06:13:15 PM
For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought, all we ought to have said, and have not said, all we ought to have done , and have not done, I pray thee God for forgiveness. 13th Warrior.
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Post by: bambam on December 13, 2022, 05:23:56 PM
At this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. 13th Warrior.
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Post by: bambam on December 14, 2022, 09:22:39 PM
Even if you are right, you only incur resentment by trying to correct others.
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Post by: bambam on December 16, 2022, 04:50:21 PM
When you are surrounded on all sides, engage in all directions.
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Post by: bambam on December 17, 2022, 09:15:31 PM
Ladies ; PLEASE stop praying for the perfect man............... I damn near got kidnapped 3 times today.
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Post by: bambam on December 18, 2022, 01:25:24 PM
Be not wise in thine own eyes. fear the Lord, and depart from evil. Proverbs 3:7
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Post by: bambam on December 19, 2022, 05:40:48 PM
Don't worry about aliens contacting earth ; there's no sign of intelligent life here.
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Post by: bambam on December 20, 2022, 04:33:50 PM
Don't beat your head against a wall just because it feels good when you stop.
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Post by: pitw on December 20, 2022, 06:48:03 PM
Don't fall for the old sprinkle of flour on the floor. :doh2:
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Post by: bambam on December 21, 2022, 09:03:31 PM
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection, we can capture excellence. Vince Lombardi
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Post by: bambam on December 22, 2022, 10:16:15 PM
When a man moves away from nature , his heart becomes hard. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on December 23, 2022, 07:36:56 PM
The congress has passed the treasonous omnibus bill. Is your powder dry ?
We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are ... endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights.... That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men.... That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. ... Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. Declaration of Independence (1776).
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Post by: bambam on December 26, 2022, 04:55:03 PM
A person gains far less factual information watching main stream media all day long than a dog obtains by simply sniffing another dog's a$$.
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Post by: bambam on December 28, 2022, 05:39:53 PM
De Oppresso Liber ; to liberate the oppressed.
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Post by: bambam on December 30, 2022, 06:16:55 PM
Learning never exhausts the mind. da Vinci
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Post by: bambam on December 31, 2022, 10:53:08 AM
There is no time left to wake the sheep. It is time to wake the lions. And We Know.
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Post by: bambam on January 01, 2023, 02:20:46 PM
Be not afraid of sudden fear, neither of the desolation of the wicked, when it cometh. Proverbs 3:25
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Post by: bambam on January 04, 2023, 04:49:40 PM
Learn to detach yourself from the chaos of the battlefield.
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Post by: bambam on January 06, 2023, 06:27:31 PM
A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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Post by: bambam on January 07, 2023, 07:56:42 PM
A man can alter his life by altering his attitude.
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Post by: bambam on January 08, 2023, 03:14:15 PM
Let not mercy and truth forsake thee ; bind them about thy neck ; write them you the table of thine heart. Proverbs 3:3
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Post by: bambam on January 09, 2023, 08:51:53 PM
A wise man is content with his lot, whatever it may be.
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Post by: bambam on January 10, 2023, 03:33:35 PM
Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances. Thomas Jefferson.
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Post by: bambam on January 11, 2023, 04:02:52 PM
Live as if you were destined to live forever.
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Post by: bambam on January 12, 2023, 04:50:41 PM
It is not death man should fear, but rather never beginning to live. Marcus Aurelius.
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Post by: pitw on January 13, 2023, 09:14:31 AM
Pulling quills outta your dog can be an experience one would hate to miss.
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Post by: JohnP on January 13, 2023, 11:12:33 AM
Yep, had to do it once with our Lab and once with our Shepard.
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Post by: bambam on January 13, 2023, 05:29:34 PM
Predictions are tough, especially about the future. Yogi Berra
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Post by: bambam on January 14, 2023, 03:22:19 PM
Some will see your flame and want to blow it out. Others will approach with a candle.
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Post by: bambam on January 15, 2023, 11:11:56 AM
Trust in the Lord with all thine heart ; and lean not unto thine own understanding. proverbs 3:5
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Post by: bambam on January 18, 2023, 05:35:32 PM
The meek shall inherit the earth, but the bank shall repossess it . Sawyer Brown.
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Post by: bambam on January 19, 2023, 06:45:55 PM
There's one or 2 ways we can do this , and neither way is gonna work out good for you. John Wayne.
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Post by: bambam on January 20, 2023, 05:27:26 PM
WEF is increasingly becoming an unelected world government that the people never asked for and don't want. Elon Musk
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Post by: bambam on January 21, 2023, 04:58:28 PM
Things are so bad at Google, they may have to lay off 25 congressmen. Sen. Ted Kennedy, LA.
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Post by: bambam on January 22, 2023, 11:32:20 AM
A man's heart deviseth his way ; but the Lord directeth his steps. Proverbs 16:9
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Post by: bambam on January 23, 2023, 07:29:16 PM
Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Henry Rollins
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Post by: bambam on January 26, 2023, 05:33:13 PM
Some people have no idea what they are doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Post by: bambam on January 27, 2023, 05:03:13 PM
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble , you wouldn't sit for a month. Teddy Roosevelt.
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Post by: bambam on January 29, 2023, 01:07:10 PM
Hebrews 10:24-25 and let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works: not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, a | King James Version (KJV) - Bible
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Post by: bambam on January 31, 2023, 06:21:57 PM
The caterpillar does the work, but the butterfly gets the publicity.
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Post by: bambam on February 01, 2023, 05:40:04 PM
The airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. Henry Ford.
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Post by: bambam on February 02, 2023, 05:40:09 PM
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. Teddy Roosevelt.
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Post by: bambam on February 03, 2023, 05:43:35 PM
Those who dance are considered insane by those who do not hear the music. George Carlin
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Post by: bambam on February 04, 2023, 11:20:19 PM
"I waited patiently for the LORD; And he inclined unto me, and heard my cry. He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, And set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings."
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭40‬:‭1‬-‭2‬ ‭KJV‬‬
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Post by: bambam on February 06, 2023, 06:47:02 PM
When you throw dirt you lose ground.
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Post by: bambam on February 07, 2023, 04:57:13 PM
What kind of society is it that kills its own best men ?
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Post by: bambam on February 08, 2023, 03:58:40 PM
The truth is like a lion. It doesn't need to be defended. Set it free and it will defend itself.
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Post by: bambam on February 09, 2023, 07:57:17 PM
He who boldly grasps the helm and clings to it until the sea closes over him, deserves praise even though he be shipwrecked.
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Post by: bambam on February 09, 2023, 07:59:36 PM
He who boldly grasps the helm and clings to it until the sea closes over him, deserves praise even though he be shipwrecked.
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Post by: bambam on February 09, 2023, 08:08:46 PM
He who boldly grasps the helm and clings to it until the sea closes over him, deserves praise even though he be shipwrecked.
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Post by: bambam on February 10, 2023, 08:34:54 PM
It is better to die with distinction than to live long.
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Post by: bambam on February 11, 2023, 04:36:34 PM
It is nothing to die. It is frightful not to live. Victor Hugo.
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Post by: bambam on February 12, 2023, 01:57:05 PM
"Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord."
‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭15‬:‭58‬ ‭KJV‬‬
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Post by: bambam on February 14, 2023, 06:18:50 PM
Everyone wants to be a beast , until it's time to do what beasts do. Viking proverb.
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Post by: bambam on February 15, 2023, 07:14:21 PM
It is better to be a lonely lion than a popular sheep. Viking proverb.
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Post by: bambam on February 16, 2023, 07:02:34 PM
When fear leads the way the destination is never glorious. Viking proverb.
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Post by: bambam on February 17, 2023, 07:14:57 PM
Only when the last politician is strangled by the entrails of the last mainstream reporter will the world know freedom.
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Post by: bambam on February 18, 2023, 04:28:47 PM
The bird who has eaten cannot fly with the bird who is hungry. Indian proverb
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Post by: bambam on February 19, 2023, 11:22:16 AM
It is better to dwell in the corner of a housetop than with a brawling woman in a wide house. Proverbs 21:9
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Post by: bambam on February 20, 2023, 03:03:31 PM
Wisdom comes only when you stop looking for it and start living the life the creator intended for you. Indian proverb
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Post by: bambam on February 21, 2023, 07:34:46 PM
I told you they were corrupt as hell. Believe me now ? Pres. Trump.
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Post by: bambam on February 22, 2023, 08:39:29 PM
The rat who only knows of one hole will soon be caught by the cat. Mexican proverb.
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Post by: bambam on February 23, 2023, 07:56:26 PM
There are 2 wolves fighting inside all of us. The first is evil , the second is good. Which wolf will win ?....................... the one you feed. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on February 24, 2023, 08:16:13 PM
Only when the last tree has been cut, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned will we realize we cannot eat money. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on February 25, 2023, 07:48:44 PM
Make my enemy brave and strong, so that if defeated, I will not be ashamed. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on February 26, 2023, 06:10:27 PM
God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the Gods Psalm 82:1
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Post by: bambam on February 27, 2023, 05:26:47 PM
It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on February 28, 2023, 09:49:31 PM
The weakness of the enemy makes our strength. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on March 01, 2023, 05:04:41 PM
Woman; the most fiendish instrument of torture devised by God to bedevil the days of man. George Clooney, O brother where art thou
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Post by: bambam on March 02, 2023, 03:33:14 PM
They are not dead who live in the hearts they leave behind.
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Post by: bambam on March 03, 2023, 09:26:28 PM
It is less of a problem to be poor than to be dishonest. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on March 03, 2023, 09:40:22 PM
It is less of a problem to be poor than to be dishonest. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on March 05, 2023, 07:17:08 AM
"And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me. For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: but whosoever will lose his life for my sake, the same shall save it."
‭‭Luke‬ ‭9‬:‭23‬-‭24‬ ‭KJV‬‬
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Post by: bambam on March 07, 2023, 04:00:31 PM
I just did my taxes. I owe Ukraine $2,803,87.
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Post by: bambam on March 08, 2023, 07:21:23 PM
A brave man dies just once ; a coward many times. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on March 09, 2023, 07:51:21 PM
They may separate us, but they will never destroy us.
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Post by: bambam on March 10, 2023, 02:38:42 PM
Listen , or your tongue will make you deaf. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on March 12, 2023, 04:19:20 PM
"He that dwelleth in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: My God; in him will I trust."
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭91‬:‭1‬-‭2‬ ‭KJV‬‬
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Post by: bambam on March 13, 2023, 05:07:49 PM
Live for the praise of others and you will become their prisoner. Lao Tzu
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Post by: bambam on March 14, 2023, 09:06:40 PM
I don't worry about the ones who talk behind my back ; they are behind me for a reason. Viking proverb
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Post by: bambam on March 15, 2023, 06:36:18 PM
To win any battle, you must fight as if you are already dead. Miyamoto
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Post by: bambam on March 16, 2023, 07:06:54 PM
Men did not weave the web of life , we are but a thread within it. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on March 19, 2023, 08:37:41 AM
"Be not wise in thine own eyes: Fear the LORD, and depart from evil."
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭3‬:‭7‬ ‭KJV‬‬
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Post by: bambam on March 20, 2023, 05:57:50 PM
If you make your opponent flinch, you have already won. Miyamoto.
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Post by: bambam on March 21, 2023, 07:55:20 PM
The path that leads to truth is littered with the bodies of the ignorant. Miyamoto.

This may be the most profound tip of the day I have posted for a while.
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Post by: bambam on March 22, 2023, 07:11:20 PM
To make anyone immediately regret insulting you , show that you are unaffected.
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Post by: bambam on March 23, 2023, 08:13:12 PM
If you aren't afraid of dying, there's nothing you can't achieve. Lao Tzu
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Post by: bambam on March 24, 2023, 07:21:16 PM
"Beloved, follow not that which is evil, but that which is good. He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God."
‭‭3 John‬ ‭1‬:‭11‬ ‭KJV‬‬
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Post by: bambam on March 25, 2023, 03:59:29 PM
Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye. Miyamoto.
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Post by: bambam on March 26, 2023, 08:10:37 PM
In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths. Proverbs 3:6
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Post by: bambam on March 27, 2023, 06:39:24 PM
If it's endurable, then endure it. Stop complaining. Ayn Rand.
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Post by: bambam on March 28, 2023, 07:05:33 PM
Not every sweet root gives birth to sweet grass. Indian proverb.
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Post by: bambam on March 29, 2023, 05:15:34 PM
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. Indian proverb
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Post by: bambam on March 30, 2023, 05:36:59 PM
The test of a man is how much he will bear for a cause that he knows is right.
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Post by: bambam on March 31, 2023, 06:27:25 PM
The question isn't who is going to let me ; the question is who is going to stop me ? Ayn Rand
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Post by: bambam on April 01, 2023, 10:48:50 PM
I keep telling myself I need to quit drinking but I don't listen to drunks.
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Post by: bambam on April 02, 2023, 11:03:25 AM
Psalm 37 : 14-18

14 The wicked have drawn out the sword, and have bent their bow, to cast down the poor and needy, and to slay such as be of upright conversation.

15 Their sword shall enter into their own heart, and their bows shall be broken.

16 A little that a righteous man hath is better than the riches of many wicked.

17 For the arms of the wicked shall be broken: but the Lord upholdeth the righteous.

18 The Lord knoweth the days of the upright: and their inheritance shall be for ever.
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Post by: bambam on April 03, 2023, 08:24:58 PM
I got my own back. Maya Angelou
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Post by: bambam on April 04, 2023, 06:56:16 PM
Our government is spending $200 MILLION dollars to indict a President for supposedly paying $120,000.00 to a porn star. Which is not even a crime.

Are we awake yet ?
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Post by: bambam on April 05, 2023, 08:37:12 PM
He who strikes first strikes twice.
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Post by: bambam on April 06, 2023, 08:02:05 PM
No fly enters a closed mouth.
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Post by: bambam on April 12, 2023, 08:22:20 PM
Nothing gives a fearful man more courage than another's fear. Pablo Escobar
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Post by: bambam on April 13, 2023, 07:04:40 PM
There is a time to fight and a time to be clever.
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Post by: bambam on April 14, 2023, 07:30:36 PM
Geniuses are always branded as crazy.
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Post by: bambam on April 15, 2023, 08:03:02 PM
No matter how far you have gone down a wrong road....... turn back. Turkish proverb.
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Post by: bambam on April 16, 2023, 07:50:33 AM
"Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life."
‭‭John‬ ‭8‬:‭12‬ ‭KJV‬‬
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Post by: bambam on April 17, 2023, 05:54:50 PM
Beware of the man who does not talk , and the dog who does not bark. Indian proverb
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Post by: bambam on April 18, 2023, 06:05:35 PM
Rocks can be stumbling blocks or stepping stones depending on how you use them. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Post by: bambam on April 19, 2023, 06:36:40 PM
The highway is always shorter than the unknown sideroads. Turkish proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 20, 2023, 12:25:32 PM
Quote from: bambam on April 19, 2023, 06:36:40 PMThe highway is always shorter than the unknown sideroads. Turkish proverb

But ever as much fun. :nofgr:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 20, 2023, 03:56:04 PM
If you want to make a conservative angry, tell him a lie. If you want to make a liberal angry, tell him the truth. Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 22, 2023, 08:43:15 PM
Most of the limitations people have or face are self-imposed . Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 23, 2023, 08:27:01 AM
"Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: and whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
‭‭John‬ ‭11‬:‭25‬-‭26‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 24, 2023, 02:49:59 PM
It does not require many words to speak the truth. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 25, 2023, 03:17:09 PM
The only thing worse than the enemy is a traitor.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on April 25, 2023, 07:56:58 PM
Quote from: bambam on April 25, 2023, 03:17:09 PMThe only thing worse than the enemy is a traitor.

Maybe hemorrhoids. :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: FinsnFur on April 25, 2023, 08:47:03 PM
@pitw  :alscalls:  :alscalls:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 26, 2023, 06:09:47 PM
There is no death, only a change of worlds. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on April 27, 2023, 05:05:37 PM
You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government. Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 01, 2023, 06:26:25 PM
End results that work that don't involve government threaten liberals. Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 02, 2023, 06:02:57 PM
We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance. Rush Limbaugh
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 03, 2023, 03:12:43 PM
To marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties . Arthur Schopenhaurer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 04, 2023, 07:48:33 PM
Mostly it is loss that teaches us the worth of things. Arthur Schopenhaurer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 07, 2023, 01:19:32 PM
"I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: For thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety."
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭4‬:‭8‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 08, 2023, 06:39:17 PM
We seldom think of all we have, but always of what we lack. Arthur Schopenhaurer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 09, 2023, 07:25:34 PM
The safest way not to be miserable is not to expect to be very happy. Arthur Schopenhaurer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 11, 2023, 05:26:52 PM
If liberals care so much about the environment, why aren't they raising holy hell about the chemtrails ???????????
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 12, 2023, 09:55:38 PM
Population of the earth ; 8,025,718,113.

Population born to women : 8,025,718,113.

Population born to men ; 0

Feel free to fact check.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: JohnP on May 13, 2023, 01:26:22 PM
That is a good one, I'm going to steal it.



























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Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 13, 2023, 09:30:08 PM
Years of love have been forgot in the hatred of a minute. Edgar Allen Poe.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 15, 2023, 09:21:20 PM
It is an act of an ill -instructed man to blame others for his own bad condition. Epictetus.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 17, 2023, 04:26:46 PM
Right is right and wrong is wrong. and a body ain't got no business doing wrong when he ain't ignorant and knows better. Huckleberry Finn.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 19, 2023, 08:12:06 PM
Hardship makes character.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 20, 2023, 10:18:00 PM
What is not good for the beehive cannot be good for the bees.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 21, 2023, 08:34:09 AM
"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away."
‭‭Revelation‬ ‭21‬:‭4‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 22, 2023, 05:49:42 PM
Do everything with a good heart and expect nothing in return and you will never be disappointed. Barbara Lowe.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 24, 2023, 06:27:59 PM
They can conquer who believe they can. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 25, 2023, 03:05:59 PM
With so many things coming back in style, I can't wait until morals, respect , and intelligence become a trend again. Denzel Washington
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 29, 2023, 07:34:06 PM
"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."
‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭5‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 30, 2023, 05:59:21 PM
You are as young as the woman you are with. W.C. Fields.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on May 31, 2023, 02:36:02 PM
Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. Mother Mary Jones.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on May 31, 2023, 02:59:35 PM
How does {L} fight?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 04, 2023, 07:53:25 AM
"Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest."
‭‭Joshua‬ ‭1‬:‭9‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 05, 2023, 05:13:17 PM
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. William James
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 07, 2023, 07:47:02 PM
I speak only when certain what I say isn't better left unsaid. Cato the younger.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 08, 2023, 06:31:14 PM
He is a sorry pilot who lets the waves wring his rudder from his grasp. Seneca Indians.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 11, 2023, 11:06:29 AM
"And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not."
‭‭Galatians‬ ‭6‬:‭9‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 12, 2023, 05:49:29 PM
No rose without a thorn but many a thorn without a rose. Arthurn Schopenhaurer.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 14, 2023, 07:52:55 PM
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and stick it back in your pocket.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 15, 2023, 04:41:39 PM
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Mahatma Gandhi
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 17, 2023, 01:11:54 PM
"Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:"
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭6‬:‭19‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 19, 2023, 01:34:18 PM
Transgender people want us to accept them for who they are, but they don't accept themselves as who they were. Ted Nugent.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 20, 2023, 09:31:46 PM
It is easy to hate and destroy. To build and to cherish is much more difficult.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 21, 2023, 10:34:50 AM
If you spend too much time thinking about one thing you will never achieve anything. Bruce Lee
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on June 21, 2023, 06:36:33 PM
I take it he never enjoyed sex  :shrug:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 23, 2023, 02:00:52 PM
If you make yourself into a doormat, people will wipe their feet on you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 25, 2023, 05:50:53 PM
"And all things are of God, who hath reconciled us to himself by Jesus Christ, and hath given to us the ministry of reconciliation;"
‭‭2 Corinthians‬ ‭5‬:‭18‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 26, 2023, 08:50:51 PM
They are not dead who live in the hearts of those they leave behind. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on June 27, 2023, 04:52:28 PM
Hell and the courtroom are always open.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 02, 2023, 09:35:43 PM
"for where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭6‬:‭21‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 05, 2023, 08:52:06 PM
"I will remember the works of the LORD: Surely I will remember thy wonders of old. I will meditate also of all thy work, And talk of thy doings."
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭77‬:‭11‬-‭12‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 06, 2023, 05:24:19 PM
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 07, 2023, 08:41:13 PM
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 08, 2023, 09:21:02 PM
I choose to live by choice, not by chance. Samurai.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 09, 2023, 08:55:46 AM
"Wait on the LORD: Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the LORD."
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭27‬:‭14‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 10, 2023, 05:32:49 PM
Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use. Mark Twain
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 11, 2023, 06:58:33 PM
To survive in a nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs, you MUST become a lion.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 12, 2023, 06:09:38 PM
Don't just teach your children to read, teach them to question what they read. George Carlin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 13, 2023, 05:01:16 PM
90 % of the members of congress need to be making your license plates. Sen. Ted Kennedy
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 14, 2023, 02:44:37 PM
Right is right, even if you stand by yourself. Justice Clarence Thomas.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 15, 2023, 10:18:19 PM
"for every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened."
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭7‬:‭8‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 16, 2023, 04:26:06 PM
"if my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."
‭‭2 Chronicles‬ ‭7‬:‭14‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 17, 2023, 08:36:34 PM
"Trust ye in the LORD for ever: for in the LORD JEHOVAH is everlasting strength:"
‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭26‬:‭4‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 18, 2023, 05:31:39 PM
Everyone who blamed Trump for everything are suddenly not blaming Biden for anything.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 19, 2023, 06:46:09 PM
Ordinary men and women are too small- minded to govern their own affairs. Barack Hussein Obama.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on July 20, 2023, 08:40:10 AM
Quote from: bambam on July 19, 2023, 06:46:09 PMOrdinary men and women are too small- minded to govern their own affairs. Barack Hussein Obama.

Yea, right.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 20, 2023, 06:50:35 PM
A man does not protect his wife because she is weak. He protects her because she is important.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 21, 2023, 05:48:50 PM
American hunters outnumber the world's armies combined.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 23, 2023, 06:19:56 AM
"From the rising of the sun unto the going down of the same The LORD's name is to be praised."
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭113‬:‭3‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 24, 2023, 05:39:50 PM
Order and progress can only come when individuals surrender their rights to an all powerful sovereign. Barack Hussein Obammy.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 25, 2023, 05:54:41 PM
American gun owners are the only thing that is keeping the new world order from completing the great reset.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 26, 2023, 02:14:21 PM
" White rage " is when you get arrested for telling your school board not to show porn to your 5 year old.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 27, 2023, 06:05:08 PM
In many years I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and 3 or more is a congress. John Adams.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 30, 2023, 08:52:06 PM
If a product is too dangerous for the manufacturer to be held liable, how can it be safe enough to be injected into your child ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on July 31, 2023, 05:35:05 PM
"But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God."
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭4‬:‭4‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 03, 2023, 04:41:48 PM
"For with God nothing shall be impossible."
‭‭Luke‬ ‭1‬:‭37‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 04, 2023, 04:16:28 PM
Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 05, 2023, 10:24:42 AM
Do what they aren't willing to do and you will get what they will never have. Viking proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 06, 2023, 04:20:28 PM
Honour the Lord with thy substance, and with the first fruits of all thine increase. Proverbs 3 : 9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 07, 2023, 03:59:25 PM
Real warriors don't show their hearts until an axe cuts open their chest. Viking proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 08, 2023, 06:34:41 PM
A person should not agree today to what he will regret tomorrow.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 09, 2023, 08:24:26 PM
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 10, 2023, 05:10:03 PM
Better to fight and fall than to live without hope.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 12, 2023, 09:32:15 PM
Happiness is a table full of canned cabbage, pickles, kidney beans , and green beans. And a cold PBR to celebrate.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 14, 2023, 09:46:47 PM
Only a coward waits to be taken like a lamb from the field.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 15, 2023, 05:19:35 PM
The brave man will fight and win , though dull his blade may be. Viking proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 16, 2023, 09:01:57 PM
Not every cloud which darkens the day brings rain.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 19, 2023, 09:09:37 PM
Giving makes you feel so much better than taking.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on August 20, 2023, 09:55:33 AM
Unless it's the govt one is dealing with.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 22, 2023, 08:01:47 PM
Honest conflict is always better than dishonest harmony. Viking proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 23, 2023, 04:15:46 PM
When men meet foes in a fight, a stout heart is better than a sharp sword. Viking proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 24, 2023, 04:56:57 PM
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. All other genders are from Uranus.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on August 24, 2023, 05:04:42 PM
Quote from: bambam on August 24, 2023, 04:56:57 PMMen are from Mars, women are from Venus. All other genders are from Uranus.

There seem to be more and more from Uranus every day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 28, 2023, 04:41:02 PM
"Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him."
‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭12‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 30, 2023, 06:11:12 PM
Even a silent man will be instantly respected if he tells the truth.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on August 31, 2023, 08:47:53 PM
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. Lao Tzu
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 01, 2023, 01:48:29 PM
This too shall pass.

Then some other BS will come and take its place.

It never F'ing ends.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 03, 2023, 01:18:23 PM
"Blessed be God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies, and the God of all comfort; who comforteth us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort them which are in any trouble, by the comfort wherewith we ourselves are comforted of God."
‭‭2 Corinthians‬ ‭1‬:‭3‬-‭4‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 07, 2023, 07:46:19 PM
"There is none holy as the LORD: For there is none beside thee: Neither is there any rock like our God."
‭‭1 Samuel‬ ‭2‬:‭2‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 08, 2023, 10:18:29 PM
Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. Lao Tzu
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 09, 2023, 10:20:42 PM
Some days you're the windshield. Some days you're the bug.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 10, 2023, 07:41:57 PM
You can always rise above those who offend you by forgiving them.

If that isn't possible, beating the crap out of them might help .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 12, 2023, 07:19:55 PM
You are controlled by the one who makes you angry. Lao Tzu
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 13, 2023, 06:55:17 PM
New beginnings are disguised as painful endings.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 17, 2023, 06:28:22 PM
I can do all things through Christ, which strengtheneth me . Phillipians 4 : 13
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 19, 2023, 08:14:09 PM
When I get rid of what I am , I become what I might be. Lao Tzu
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 20, 2023, 09:07:14 PM
It is easy to be brave from a distance . Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 21, 2023, 07:02:57 PM
"Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭5‬:‭5‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 22, 2023, 08:23:41 PM
We will NOT comply. No more lockdowns, no more masks, no more globalist bullshit. Time to stand up Patriots. This BS must end.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 23, 2023, 01:03:03 PM
The winner has many friends. The loser has good friends. Mongolian proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 24, 2023, 10:28:58 AM
And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thine soul, and with all thy might. Deuteronomy 6:5
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 26, 2023, 06:17:00 PM
"I sought the LORD, and he heard me, And delivered me from all my fears. They looked unto him, and were lightened: And their faces were not ashamed."
‭‭Psalm‬ ‭34‬:‭4‬-‭5‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on September 27, 2023, 04:13:20 PM
When truth and fairness are different from what is law, better it is to follow truth and fairness. Viking proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 01, 2023, 12:08:04 PM
Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath:"
‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭19‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 03, 2023, 07:25:31 PM
Each man is his own judge.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 06, 2023, 01:58:38 PM
I have posted this one before, but believe in these trying times it is worth reposting;

I am not a human being having a spiritual experience. I am a spiritual being having a human experience.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 08, 2023, 10:35:01 AM
"Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself."
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭22‬:‭37‬-‭39‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 09, 2023, 03:01:19 PM
There is more than one path to the top of the mountain.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 10, 2023, 06:12:44 PM
Some people dream of success while I get up and work for it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 11, 2023, 06:54:38 PM
Be still and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth. Psalm 46:10
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 13, 2023, 06:28:01 PM
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pigs enjoy it. Mark Twain.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 14, 2023, 06:46:12 PM
He who wants to build high must dig deep. Mongolian proverb
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 15, 2023, 10:10:02 AM
"Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God."
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭5‬:‭9‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 16, 2023, 04:10:03 PM
No country can survive being ruled by people who hate it. Tucker Carlson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 17, 2023, 05:58:26 PM
"And God is able to make all grace abound unto you; that ye, having always all sufficiency in everything, may abound unto every good work:"
‭‭2 Corinthians‬ ‭9‬:‭8‬ ‭ASV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 18, 2023, 04:28:31 PM
Give me a child for the first 5 years of his life and he will be mine forever. Vladimir Lenin
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: Hawks Feather on October 18, 2023, 09:40:08 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 18, 2023, 04:28:31 PMGive me a child for the first 5 years of his life and he will be mine forever. Vladimir Lenin

Still true today.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 19, 2023, 03:33:45 PM
We live for something or die for nothing. Rambo
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 20, 2023, 04:10:02 PM
Never follow a leader who is more in love with power than people. Native American proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 22, 2023, 05:03:45 AM
"For the mountains may depart, and the hills be removed; but my lovingkindness shall not depart from thee, neither shall my covenant of peace be removed, saith Jehovah that hath mercy on thee."
‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭54‬:‭10‬ ‭ASV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 23, 2023, 04:27:27 PM
You just can't beat the person who never gives up. Babe Ruth
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 24, 2023, 03:58:36 PM
Integrity means that what you thought, what you said, and what you did, are all the same. Scott Hagan.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 25, 2023, 05:29:11 PM
If a man is as wise as a serpent, he can afford to be as harmless as a dove. Indian proverb.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 26, 2023, 05:42:46 PM
Every reform movement has a lunatic fringe. Teddy Roosevelt
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 27, 2023, 08:42:16 PM
Keep your heads on a swivel folks. Chatter is that something big is about to happen. All signs pointing to it.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 28, 2023, 06:25:03 PM
Homemade applebutter makes your house smell SOOOOOOOO good !
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: pitw on October 28, 2023, 09:03:55 PM
Quote from: bambam on October 28, 2023, 06:25:03 PMHomemade applebutter makes your house smell SOOOOOOOO good !

Sharing ain't a crime. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 29, 2023, 08:54:54 AM
How's it going Barry ? Doing any hunting ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 29, 2023, 08:56:34 AM
"But the Lord is faithful, who shall establish you, and guard you from the evil one."
‭‭2 Thessalonians‬ ‭3‬:‭3‬ ‭ASV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 30, 2023, 03:06:09 PM
Voting for Biden because you don't like Trump is like eating a dog turd because you don't like broccoli.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on October 31, 2023, 06:38:46 PM
The secret of life is not to do what you like , but to like what you do.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 01, 2023, 09:28:43 PM
I have read the ending . God wins.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 04, 2023, 06:45:20 PM
Hezbollah leader Nasrallah criticizes America more than Israel in a speech yesterday. Get ready folks, we are the great satan .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 05, 2023, 07:10:09 PM
God promises to make something good out of the storms that bring devastation to your life. Romans 8:28
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 06, 2023, 08:24:31 PM
If you can't outplay them, outsmart them. Ben Hogan
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 07, 2023, 05:41:10 PM
Everything is difficult at first. Samurai
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 08, 2023, 07:10:17 PM
Thine o Lord is the greatness, and the power, and the glory, and the victory, and the majesty; for all that is in heaven and in the earth is thine ; thine is the kingdom , o Lord , and thou art exalted as head above all. 1 Chronicles 29:11
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 10, 2023, 09:31:39 PM
I can do all things through Christ which strenghtheneth me . Phillipians 4:13
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 11, 2023, 04:53:31 PM
The tree of Liberty needs to be refreshed from time to time with the blood of tyrants and patriots. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 12, 2023, 11:42:23 AM
Cast your cares on the Lord and he will sustain you , he will never let the righteous fall. Psalm 55:22
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 13, 2023, 08:16:51 PM
Many hands make light work
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 15, 2023, 05:26:58 PM
Isn't it ironic that computers are asking humans to prove they aren't robots ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 16, 2023, 03:54:10 PM
When life gives you lemons, the government takes half then fines you for running an unlicensed lemonade stand.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 17, 2023, 08:46:37 PM
If something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. Elon Musk
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 19, 2023, 05:34:50 PM
The Lord is my strength and my song; he has become my salvation. Exodus 15: 2
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 20, 2023, 08:23:40 PM
Elections : the only thing Biden knows how to fix.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 22, 2023, 08:36:36 PM
China lays off their entire propaganda team since the American media is doing their job anyway.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 23, 2023, 01:01:25 PM
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing ? Because the p is silent.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 24, 2023, 06:18:26 PM
"O give thanks unto Jehovah; for he is good; For his lovingkindness endureth for ever."
‭‭Psalms‬ ‭107‬:‭1‬ ‭ASV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 26, 2023, 07:38:20 PM
"Rejoice always; pray without ceasing; in everything give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus to you-ward."
‭‭1 Thessalonians‬ ‭5‬:‭16‬-‭18‬ ‭ASV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 27, 2023, 09:09:08 AM
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 28, 2023, 05:38:50 PM
Abortion is when a baby gets the death penalty for someone else's actions .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on November 29, 2023, 07:01:23 PM
Police won't protect you from being murdered. They just do the investigation after you are dead.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 03, 2023, 04:23:27 PM
"Surely goodness and lovingkindness shall follow me all the days of my life; And I shall dwell in the house of Jehovah for ever."
‭‭Psalms‬ ‭23‬:‭6‬ ‭ASV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 05, 2023, 08:46:59 PM
A real man can lose everything and still be the same.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 09, 2023, 10:28:00 PM
Women : the most fiendish instruments of torture devised by God to bedevil the days of man. George Clooney, O brother where art thou .
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 10, 2023, 04:58:25 PM
The ways of the Lord are right, the righteous walk in them. Hosea 14:9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 11, 2023, 07:54:51 PM
Why is common sense so uncommon ?
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: remrogers on December 12, 2023, 09:44:58 AM
Quote from: bambam on December 11, 2023, 07:54:51 PMWhy is common sense so uncommon ?

A lot of folks don't use their heads for anything but keeping their ears apart.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 14, 2023, 03:15:00 PM
One man with courage is a majority. Thomas Jefferson
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 15, 2023, 08:44:02 PM
In Florida it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine. I for one believe it should be legal to have sex  with a porcupine......................... it would disable a lot of sexual deviants for a long time.  :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 17, 2023, 04:09:48 PM
"And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him."
‭‭Colossians‬ ‭3‬:‭17‬ ‭KJV‬‬
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 18, 2023, 04:25:53 PM
Why can't kids understand Christmas isn't about presents ??!!!!  :madd:
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 19, 2023, 07:14:07 PM
Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on December 27, 2023, 03:32:29 PM
Finding ammo on sale after Christmas just makes for a GOOD day.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 01, 2024, 08:40:25 PM
Commit your way to the Lord ; trust in him and he will make your righteousness shine like the dawn. Psalm 37:5,6
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 03, 2024, 06:24:19 PM
Fear not the path of truth. Fear the lack of people walking on it. Robert F Kennedy
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 05, 2024, 12:50:46 PM
Common sense is so uncommon it's like a superpower.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 06, 2024, 02:19:20 PM
Truth is like a lion ; turn it loose and it will defend itself.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 07, 2024, 01:46:49 PM
We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed ; perplexed , but not in despair ; persecuted , but not abandoned ; struck down, but not destroyed.  2 Corinthians 4 : 8-9
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 09, 2024, 06:26:16 PM
Turn the bull$hit into fertilizer and go plant something Godly.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 11, 2024, 07:50:34 PM
They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom. Mel Gibson- Braveheart.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 12, 2024, 09:30:15 PM
We win because we never give up. We succeed because we run with patience.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 13, 2024, 08:22:42 PM
Good moral beings have the power to overcome evil and change the world.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 14, 2024, 10:24:01 AM
Be still and know that I am God.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 15, 2024, 05:47:05 PM
If you keep feeding the crocodile, eventually it will eat you.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 16, 2024, 07:17:33 PM
What happens when you give Joe Biden Viagra ?

  He gets taller.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 17, 2024, 02:53:19 PM
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it ever happens. John Hagee
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 18, 2024, 04:32:05 PM
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 19, 2024, 03:24:35 PM
You cannot lift the wage earner by tearing the wage payer down.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 21, 2024, 08:16:50 AM
For where 2 or 3 are gathered together in my name , there I am in the midst of them. Matthew 18:20
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 22, 2024, 06:35:53 PM
Our country was founded by geniuses but is now being run by idiots. Sen. Kennedy- Louisiana.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 23, 2024, 06:07:16 PM
You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money.
Title: Re: Tip of the day
Post by: bambam on January 24, 2024, 07:00:22 PM
You cannot build character and courage by taking away initiative and independence .