FinsandFur.net Forums

General => The Tailgate => Topic started by: nastygunz on October 17, 2009, 06:40:50 PM

Title: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: nastygunz on October 17, 2009, 06:40:50 PM
Well heres what happened...me being a man...I went out for a manly day afield on a cold sunny Saturday...she being a female, being a quiet and a peaceful day...decided to take a nappy....which she did...woke up and felt something hard and sharp poking her back.... :innocentwhistle:....at first thought I had come back and was in stealth mode.... :biggrin:....as it was a familiar size and shape.... :wink:...but then ascertained it was not me but a .270 round... :yoyo:...I being a man denied any knowledge of how it got there..in reality I like to count my ammo when I am ready to go to sleep...kind of like a leprechaun with his gold...must have lost a round somewhere... :wo:...I am now under an ammo ban from SHE....time to hit the field again... :eyebrow:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: cathryn on October 17, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
all you gots a the size of a .270 round??? damn.no wonder shed rather take a nap  :biggrin:  :roflmao:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: Tikaani on October 17, 2009, 06:54:35 PM
That was kind of how I took the whole situation when I reaad it.   :laf:

John
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: msmith on October 17, 2009, 07:02:29 PM
LOL!
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: weedwalker on October 17, 2009, 07:13:08 PM
It's a good thing you didn't take the .22 out today. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: Roundman on October 17, 2009, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: cathryn on October 17, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
all you gots a the size of a .270 round??? damn.no wonder shed rather take a nap  :biggrin:  :roflmao:

:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: golfertrout on October 17, 2009, 09:00:36 PM
 :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: alscalls on October 17, 2009, 09:02:11 PM
I would have guessed .....rimfire...... :innocentwhistle:        :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: KySongDog on October 17, 2009, 09:13:47 PM
That's waaayyyy more info than I need!     :roflmao:   :roflmao:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: nastygunz on October 17, 2009, 09:25:44 PM
Quote from: cathryn on October 17, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
all you gots a the size of a .270 round??? damn.no wonder shed rather take a nap  :biggrin:  :roflmao:

Its got a good flat trajectory though !!! :eyebrow:...and its not the size of the round, its how you use it...kinda like coyote hunting with the .17 HMR.......its not as big as the .223.....but it gets the job done.....sometimes...... :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: bushmaster on October 17, 2009, 11:05:34 PM
I'm more of the big bore type.  Ethics go out the window when your huntin beaver with a belted magnum :laf:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: FinsnFur on October 18, 2009, 12:36:22 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Whats the diameter of a 270 round? About 9/16's of an inch. LMAO!
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: 5 SHOTS on October 18, 2009, 07:08:28 AM
.270? wow that nasty fella is lucky.  :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: nastygunz on October 18, 2009, 08:54:21 AM
I use jacketed hollow points too so theres always a big explosion on impact  :wink: :yoyo:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: alscalls on October 18, 2009, 09:17:49 AM
30gr?   :laf: :laf:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: cathryn on October 18, 2009, 12:59:05 PM
Quote from: bushmaster on October 17, 2009, 11:05:34 PM
I'm more of the big bore type. :laf:

umm........you married?  :innocentwhistle:  :roflmao: :roflmao:

sorry, couldnt resist  :biggrin:


Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: bushmaster on October 18, 2009, 01:52:00 PM
yeah, lock stock and barrel. :iroll:

Collecting dust and building rust since the baby. :noway:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: nastygunz on October 18, 2009, 03:06:32 PM
Just noticed this on Cathryns avatar:

The Original "ANGRY WHOPPER"


:roflmao:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: cathryn on October 18, 2009, 03:41:40 PM
Dang, youre slow  :rolleye: :biggrin:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: nastygunz on October 18, 2009, 09:39:13 PM
Need I bring up the tortoise and the hare ? :wink:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: timbertoes on October 19, 2009, 11:35:52 AM
another thing not needed to know....Headspace  :whew:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: nastygunz on October 22, 2009, 10:21:21 AM
I showed my honey this thread and she thought it was funny as hell...shes an ex navy girl and she said im more like a 20 mm cannon then a .270...just for being so supportive I let her go to the supermarket and get me a 6 pack of sam adams oktoberfest beer  :yoyo: :biggrin:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: cathryn on October 22, 2009, 08:00:19 PM
she said im more like a 20 mm cannon then a .270...

she likes her liquor too,huh? :biggrin:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: coyotehunter_1 on October 22, 2009, 08:06:14 PM
^^  :innocentwhistle: ^^

:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: nastygunz on October 22, 2009, 08:20:53 PM
Quote from: cathryn on October 22, 2009, 08:00:19 PM
she said im more like a 20 mm cannon then a .270...

she likes her liquor too,huh? :biggrin:

:biggrin: :yoyo:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: FinsnFur on October 22, 2009, 09:14:50 PM
 :roflmao: :roflmao: :laugh2:

Nasty, I've noticed over time it's always best to try and avoid verbal wars with Cathryn.  :laf:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: nastygunz on October 22, 2009, 09:41:05 PM
Thats cuz we is gentlemen raised to respect the weaker sex..... :innocentwhistle:...PA always told us boys to treat a lady the same way you treat your mother and sisters...and if you dont ill whale so you dont sit for a week... :wink:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: alscalls on October 23, 2009, 07:26:40 AM
OH $#@T........ :doh2:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: vvarmitr on October 23, 2009, 08:40:27 AM
Quote from: cathryn on October 22, 2009, 08:00:19 PM
she likes her liquor too,huh? :biggrin:
Yeah, she holds him by the ears.  :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM !
Post by: cathryn on October 23, 2009, 10:05:56 PM
Quote from: FinsnFur on October 22, 2009, 09:14:50 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :laugh2:

Nasty, I've noticed over time it's always best to try and avoid verbal wars with Cathryn.  :laf:

how long did it take for ya realized that?  :wink:  :biggrin:

nasty,  :noway: i aint weak.im sweet and tough  :innocentwhistle: