With unkind comments about pro staff recently, I've been thinking about this topic.
Why don't we have Pro-Staff promoters wearing caps proudly advertising Depends?
How about Pro-Staff for Denture adhesives?
Some of us would do well as pro-staff for male girdles.
For all of the Pro-staff wannabes, don't despair. There are openings in some big companies with well known products. I can envision a video with a Pro-Staffer wearing a Preparation-H cap. Everybody knows that company. Think of the status it would give the proud hunter who makes their Pro-Staff.
If you haven't yet made the Faux Preaux first team, or even their second or fifth team, there is still hope. I've not seen Pro-staff for drool inhibitors though many of us need them. Special reading glasses to read the screen on your super whiz remote controller, or a magnifying cover lens for it? Hearing aids, now there is a promising field for Pro-staffers.
Surely we can explore possibilities while keeping to family standards. What other products and companies could we recommend to those among us desperately seeking Pro-Staff status?
Baby wipes? Really soft toilet tissue? ...for the tough man, who is also tender.
Ok, but I'm not wearing no Enzyte hat. :nono:
I guess I could make a killer pro-staffer for Twinkies or maybe Xanax..........who knows, maybe even Hooked on Phonics. :roflmao:
I got dips on Viagra Pro STAFF, and Victoria Secrets Pro Staff. And while we're at it I want to be a Hooters Pro Staffer and I ain't talkin' restaurants
QuoteVictoria Secrets Pro Staff
John I just cant see ya in a thong or lace.... :doh2:
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Nor skin tight shorts. :shock2:
Come to think of it, I don't want see your Viagra Pro Staffer Hero Photos either. :puke:
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Whos the sick fella that started this post. :confused:
How about the Bopeye Cellphone Pic Pro Staff!! :roflmao: :roflmao:
Thanks for the offer Ok but unless I'm on the BITE ME PS I'll stick with being on the "Useless" Pro Staff!! :biggrin:
Quote from: HaMeR on January 04, 2010, 07:40:55 AM
How about the Bopeye Cellphone Pic Pro Staff!! :roflmao: :roflmao:
Thanks for the offer Ok but unless I'm on the BITE ME PS I'll stick with being on the "Useless" Pro Staff!! :biggrin:
Hamer, if you haven't made the Bite Me prostaff by now, then you never will. :nono:
And keep my cellphone pics out of the conversation ya pea brained yank. :laf:
Quote from: Tikaani on January 04, 2010, 12:52:22 AM
I got dips on Viagra Pro STAFF, and Victoria Secrets Pro Staff. And while we're at it I want to be a Hooters Pro Staffer and I ain't talkin' restaurants
lmao :roflmao: :roflmao:
I'm pretty sure I qualify for muff diving pro staff. Just need me a hat to prove it! :biggrin:
I don't know as I ever saw where there more people that needed to be on the Bull Shippers pro staff :nono:.
QuoteI'm pretty sure I qualify for muff diving pro staff. Just need me a hat to prove it!
(Insert spiiting coffe smilie)
Wouldn't a hat be counter productive in your line of Pro Staffing? :roflmao:
Naw, ya wear it backwards - Billy Bob Bad Azz style. :roflmao:
QuoteNaw, ya wear it backwards - Billy Bob Bad Azz style
Ah, my bad. I get it now......thats so she can read your hat and see what Pro Staff your on. :doh2:
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anyone pick up the "armchair hunter" pro-staff ? or couch tater hunter pro-staff ? Lately the way things have been going I could wear both proudly.... :nono:
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