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Title: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Bopeye on March 24, 2010, 09:06:02 PM
Sunday Chet gave me a call and asked me what I was up too. I told him I was at my Dad's house visiting with him and he said that he needed to see me. I told him to come on over, which he first declined because he didn't want to bother dad and mom. BUT, as I have told you before, Chet is family around my people, so I told him just to drive his butt over and come see mom and dad. They were tickled to find out that Chet was coming.
We waited for awhile, when we finally got a phone call from Chet saying he was lost. I asked him to describe where he was and he started describing the place. It sounded very familiar. The more he described, the more I realized the smart butt was in front of mom and dad's house.  :laf:

He pulled on in the driveway and I walked out to meet him. My boy just had to try and scare Chet, so when he jumped out, Chet put on a good performance like he really got scared.  :wink:
That's when I noticed he had a little box in his hand. Curiousity got the best of me, so I asked what he brought me. He told me to hold my horses and let him get his camera ready before I opened it. THAT'S when I knew something was up. I looked on the box and sure nuff, I recognized the name on the return address and it wasn't Chet's.  :wo:

Chet got his picture taking device all ready and I started tearing into it. The pictures will tell the rest of the story from here on out.


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/coyotehunter_1/James/P1010018.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/coyotehunter_1/James/P1010019.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/coyotehunter_1/James/P1010020.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/coyotehunter_1/James/P1010021.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/coyotehunter_1/James/P1010023.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/coyotehunter_1/James/P1010025.jpg)

Having shown all of that. BITE ME   Bacon Nut Bill Grove and thank you.  :laf: :yoyo:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: FinsnFur on March 24, 2010, 09:13:43 PM
Are we going to see you flailing that pistol in all your pics now? :laf:

The hat is soooooooo you buddy :eyebrownod: :congrats:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Bopeye on March 24, 2010, 09:22:00 PM
The pistols only come up when I am showing off or going to shoot someone, so I guess the answer would be yes.  :eyebrownod:

Actually, I've carried a pistol for about two years, but just have really fell in love with these last two.  :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: FinsnFur on March 24, 2010, 09:24:24 PM
I never woulda known :wink: 
Now git your hat back on.
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Bopeye on March 24, 2010, 09:31:59 PM
Quote from: FinsnFur on March 24, 2010, 09:24:24 PM
I never woulda known :wink: 
Now git your hat back on.

Yes Boss. Ya smart.....uh....guy.  :shrug: :wink:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: HaMeR on March 24, 2010, 10:26:15 PM
Damn that hat makes your head look,,,,  :confused:     :nono: :nono:


Nice hat!! You gotta wear that one to the LBL!!  :yoyo: :yoyo:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on March 25, 2010, 04:32:43 AM
Bop you spelled @%$#*!! wrong

The hat does something for your physique,I am not sure what it is but....  :wo: ....um

Never knew a hat could do that much for a man  Leave the hat on!!  :yoyo: :yoyo:
Lookin Good Bop  :wink:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: alscalls on March 25, 2010, 05:37:46 AM
Quote from: Bills Custom Calls on March 25, 2010, 04:32:43 AM
Bop you spelled @%$#*!! wrong


:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:   

Nice hat......now are you sideways in this pic or............standing up?      :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: HaMeR on March 25, 2010, 07:07:47 AM
  :hahaha: Bop never was too good a speller feller.   :laf: :laf:

Take a pic with the BITE ME hat & shirt!!
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Hawks Feather on March 25, 2010, 07:27:02 AM
Bop,

That is a pretty neat hat.  I do have a couple of questions.  Have you considered having a "real" Pro-Staff?  Also, did you have to explain your new hat to Mom and Dad?

Jerry
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: JohnP on March 25, 2010, 09:28:52 AM
Very appropriate, :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Bopeye on March 25, 2010, 05:40:14 PM
Quote from: HaMeR on March 25, 2010, 07:07:47 AM
 Take a pic with the BITE ME hat & shirt!!

Well okay then. Here's some pics with both the Bite Me hat that Bill's Custom Calls sent me and the Bite Me shirt Hamer sent to the LBL two years ago. Oh yeah, the guns and camera phone is in there just for Jimbo (Fins and Fur) boss. I know he loves to see 'em.  :eyebrownod:

Jerry, that is a good idea to start a Bite Me Prostaff. Reckon I would have any takers?  :biggrin:

Both guns just for Jimbo.  :innocentwhistle:

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Bopeye1/Bitemeguns950325001718.jpg?t=1269556688)

This is my best Daddy Mac pose. Sorry boys, it's all I got.  :alscalls:

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Bopeye1/Bitemegunandphone950325001720a.jpg?t=1269556726)
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: alscalls on March 25, 2010, 05:52:45 PM
Man if ya only had a toilet that said BITE ME on it so ya could talk on the phone more..........   :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: pitw on March 25, 2010, 05:59:52 PM
Dang you are looking good Mr Bop.  Nice clothes, cool guns and green grass make most things look better though :shrug:.
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Silencer on March 25, 2010, 06:05:28 PM
nice outfit, does look good on ya  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: HaMeR on March 25, 2010, 06:37:17 PM
I'll be damned Bop!! That shirt still fits ya!!  :alscalls: :alscalls:  Now the hat on the other hand is,, well just a tad small-ish for that big ol pork rind hole!!  :alscalls: :alscalls:

Actually it's purdy neat & comical Bop!! You're a good egg!!  :yoyo: :yoyo:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on March 25, 2010, 07:07:52 PM
Glen Why wouldn't shirt still fit him you bought it 2 sizes to big  :doh2:  :alscalls: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: alscalls on March 25, 2010, 07:09:36 PM
Dang Bop if you loose any more weight those pockets will be loose enough you will have to buy more guns to fill em......  :laf:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: FinsnFur on March 25, 2010, 07:45:50 PM
What a ham!  :laf:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: GunDog on March 25, 2010, 08:11:23 PM
This is too cool fellers. Bop don't pay them no attention man - that hat should stretch over a period of time. Looks good on ya ... :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Bopeye on March 25, 2010, 08:34:09 PM
I know I'm looking good there boys so I appreciate it Barry, Silencer, Gundog and even you Champion.

However, Alscalls, Bill and especially Hamer can BITE ME!!!    :yoyo: :biggrin: :laf:

I hope everyone enjoys my clownish and idiotic antics. What's life without a little humor and stupid people to deliver it? Eh?  :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: HaMeR on March 25, 2010, 09:05:37 PM
 :biggrin:  You're a good man James!!   And a lot of fun to have around. :yoyo: :yoyo:


I think the BITE ME Pro Staff should include any past & future BITE ME award winners automatically.  :nono: :nono:




Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Bopeye on March 25, 2010, 09:14:26 PM
Quote from: HaMeR on March 25, 2010, 09:05:37 PM
I think the BITE ME Pro Staff should include any past & future BITE ME award winners automatically.  :nono: :nono:


Oh without a doubt. You and Semp would be automatic shoe-ins seeing how you are the first two winners of the Annual Bite Me Award.  :yoyo:

Might have to have something like a 10 BITE ME minimum or something like that to make Prostaff.  :alscalls:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: FinsnFur on March 25, 2010, 09:41:10 PM
Quote from: Bopeye on March 25, 2010, 09:14:26 PM
Might have to have something like a 10 BITE ME minimum or something like that to make Prostaff.  :alscalls:

Boy thats kinda like inviting the slander aint it? LOL I mean in order to earn one ya gotta diss the man himself. :laf:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: HaMeR on March 25, 2010, 09:42:21 PM
 :confused: 10 huh??  I better get to work then huh??  :alscalls: :alscalls:

YOU are the BITE ME Pro Staff Bop!!  :yoyo: :yoyo:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Bopeye on March 25, 2010, 09:48:41 PM
Quote from: FinsnFur on March 25, 2010, 09:41:10 PM
Quote from: Bopeye on March 25, 2010, 09:14:26 PM
Might have to have something like a 10 BITE ME minimum or something like that to make Prostaff.  :alscalls:

Boy thats kinda like inviting the slander aint it? LOL I mean in order to earn one ya gotta diss the man himself. :laf:

I invite you to find 10 regulars on this board that haven't done so already.  :biggrin: :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: 5 SHOTS on March 25, 2010, 09:58:57 PM
 :holdon: I'll make it easier, 9 regulars left now.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: HaMeR on March 25, 2010, 10:06:47 PM
 :biggrin: Only 8 more to go!!


i prolly have a few extras here somewhere if someone was to need one or two.   :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: alscalls on March 26, 2010, 06:21:21 AM
7         :biggrin:

We may tease ol Bop but if someone were to cross him................... well .......he knows we got his back.  :eyebrownod:

as for the BITE ME's  I would have to ........ GUESS ........... I am in......  :laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Bopeye on March 26, 2010, 06:04:48 PM
Al and Hamer, you boys don't count.  :nono:  You have both drilled me more than once.  ;yes; :thumb2:

I must admit though, I don't think Art has ever done so.  :nono:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: 5 SHOTS on March 26, 2010, 06:54:38 PM
 :holdon: I got 1 (one) bite me to my name, and I think he only gave me that one so I didn't feel left out.  :shrug: :alscalls:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: HaMeR on March 26, 2010, 07:52:27 PM
Quote from: 5 SHOTS on March 26, 2010, 06:54:38 PM
:holdon: I got 1 (one) bite me to my name, and I think he only gave me that one so I didn't feel left out.  :shrug: :alscalls:

:nono:  Bopeye only hands out a BITE ME when it's appropriate or earned Art!!  :biggrin: I'd say ya done good to get one!!  :yoyo: :yoyo:
Title: Re: Somebody on this board is a real smart @%$#*!!
Post by: Jeb on March 27, 2010, 02:28:16 AM
 :alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls: