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Title: I won NO BS
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on April 15, 2010, 03:40:01 PM
This morning I stopped and checked my Mega millions Ticket the drawing was on Tuesday.
The clerk scanned my ticket and the machine kept repeating itself Winner winner it kept getting louder and louder and the clerk standing there in awh trying to say Billy you won,I shrug my shoulders and say yeah yeah I have heard this before give me my $10 spot and I will be on my way,as she stands there and says NO BILL you won  :confused: now the machine is playing some kinda of funky music I say ok How much she finally says you won $1,000.00 I am like yeah right  She gives me my claim ticket and a sheet of paper I need to fill out then go to the bank and collect my droppings after taxes.Nope not complaining just happy I got a return on my investment after 25 years  :laf:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: HaMeR on April 15, 2010, 03:41:43 PM
 :yoyo: :yoyo:  You're buying!!  :alscalls: :alscalls:

Congratulations Bill!! A grand is a grand man!!  :yoyo: :yoyo:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on April 15, 2010, 03:44:38 PM
Quote from: HaMeR on April 15, 2010, 03:41:43 PM
:yoyo: :yoyo:  You're buying!!  :alscalls: :alscalls:




Not buying just paying NOBOMA  :laf:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: pitw on April 15, 2010, 03:46:46 PM
Far out Bill :yahoo: :yahoo:.  Free round on Bill fellows.  I'll take an enclosed antler with some exotic wood please Bill[hold the ice].    :biggrin:

Good for you on the fine day. :bowingsmilie:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: coyote101 on April 15, 2010, 04:13:56 PM
Congratulations Bill.  :highclap: :highclap: And happy tax day.  :biggrin: :biggrin:

Pat
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: Yotehntr on April 15, 2010, 04:19:56 PM
 :yoyo: Congrats bud!  :yoyo: 
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: CCP on April 15, 2010, 04:36:18 PM
Congratulations Bill. :yoyo: :yoyo:

Sounds like you get a new Ground Hog rifle. :eyebrow:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: alscalls on April 15, 2010, 04:44:03 PM
 :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:

Now go buy a new AR before your MIL finds out! ............. :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: pitw on April 15, 2010, 04:46:56 PM
What's this tax stuff :confused:.  Up here we keep all our lottery winnings :biggrin:. 
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on April 15, 2010, 05:01:24 PM
The Gov has a tax on everything we do or buy they need their cut and boy do they get a cut
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: CCP on April 15, 2010, 05:29:43 PM
Quotethey need their cut and boy do they get a cut

Yeap around 16 or 17 years ago I and my first wife won 16,900 and change in the lottery :highclap: after taxes got a check for 11,200 and change. :madd:. Still not bad for buying a ticket and it was probably only one of 10 we had ever bought up to that time.

I have bought a few hundred since then through the years so I am still way ahead of them. :biggrin:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: Hawks Feather on April 15, 2010, 05:34:33 PM
Bill,

Congratulations.  Go buy yourself a drink (soft or whatever) and celebrate.

Jerry
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: pitw on April 15, 2010, 05:58:38 PM
Quote from: CCP on April 15, 2010, 05:29:43 PM
Quotethey need their cut and boy do they get a cut

Yeap around 16 or 17 years ago I and my first wife won 16,900 and change in the lottery :highclap: after taxes got a check for 11,200 and change. :madd:.

Kinda makes you wonder why'd you have a problem with illegals eh :eyebrownod:.
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: iahntr on April 15, 2010, 06:09:25 PM
Congrats Bill !  :yoyo: :highclap:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on April 15, 2010, 06:51:43 PM
We celebrated,had pizza brought to the house and I had an ice t,we will be doing a few things to the house at todays prices we won't be doing very much and Chris don't know it yet but I will buy her something not sure what so I guess I will have to go shopping

I will buy Kurtis his Turkey tag and get mine also
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: FinsnFur on April 15, 2010, 07:21:18 PM
Awesome Willyl... :yoyo: That dont happen very often but when it does, oh hell yeah :congrats:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: Silencer on April 15, 2010, 07:24:02 PM
Congrats Bill   :yoyo: !!!!    I cant even hit a free ticket on the scratch offs  :rolleye:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: Hidehunter on April 16, 2010, 10:22:09 AM
  :yoyo:  :yoyo:  Awesome.  LOL I never win.
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: golfertrout on April 16, 2010, 10:25:35 AM
way to go Bill :yoyo: :yoyo: it must be the name cause my dad won 100,000 in vegas 15 years ago at ceasers palace and his name is Bill :congrats:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: Carolina Coyote on April 16, 2010, 05:13:44 PM
That what you get for being such a nice guy.  :congrats:  :congrats:  :yoyo: cc
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: kyfuzzyface on April 16, 2010, 08:23:01 PM
Concrats Bill now that it and use it on somethig thing that you and Curtis  can enjoy
have fun  :highclap: :highclap:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: vvarmitr on April 17, 2010, 06:47:45 AM
 :yahoo: Yahoo Bill!  :yahoo:
I think you're the only person I know that has actually won a chunk of $ off the lottery. :wo:
Coyote Kate won $5 from a ticket she received in a gift exchange at work.  :iroll:

So how much did the Governor finally let you  have?
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: weedwalker on April 17, 2010, 08:00:17 AM
Hey Bill, check with CCP. He knows a good flea market where you could pick up something nice for Chris. :wink:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: 5 SHOTS on April 17, 2010, 05:18:11 PM
Quote from: Carolina Coyote on April 16, 2010, 05:13:44 PM
That what you get for being such a nice guy.  :congrats:  :congrats:  :yoyo: cc


If that is all it takes, I better get going and get my ticket. I'm sure to win the rest of the lotteries from now on.  :alscalls:
Title: Re: I won NO BS
Post by: GunDog on April 17, 2010, 08:55:17 PM
Good to hear somebody wins every now and then someone actually knows. I was beginning to wonder if it ever really pays out - grin. Congrats to you there Mr Bill!  :congrats: