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Title: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: nastygunz on May 08, 2010, 10:16:16 PM

I was out in the great outdoors doing some scouting for turkeys when I noticed this dandy drake mallard duck and thought I would snap some pix of him:

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Well that was working fine, then he sensed my presence?..looked right:
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Then he looked left:
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Then he swiftly adopted a more aggressive stance:

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And out of nowhere unleashed a lightning fast, bonecrushing, spinning rear kick!!!

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If not for my jungle cat-like reflexes i might have suffered serious harm and injury in this attack...just a reminder to everyone, wild animals are wild, and must be treated as such! :innocentwhistle:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: FinsnFur on May 08, 2010, 11:11:30 PM

:nono: What a fruit loop :laf:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: nastygunz on May 09, 2010, 05:02:08 AM

I thought that might quack you up :doh2:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: iahntr on May 09, 2010, 07:44:57 AM

Nice :doh2: :laf: :laf:
Glad your safe :iroll:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: Todd Rahm on May 09, 2010, 09:03:15 AM

Your not careful, you might just be the only feller walking around with a bruise on your forehead the shape of a webbed foot. :alscalls:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: Carolina Coyote on May 09, 2010, 09:21:47 AM

Man if that kick had landed it would have been devastating. I hate to think what would have happen if he decided to fire off the Howitzer with a few of the Green and white shells. You sure are lucky. :eyebrow: cc

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: Bopeye on May 09, 2010, 08:39:21 PM

THAT'S some funny stuff right thar boys!!! I'm gonna show this to my guys at work tomorrow. :laf: :eyebrownod:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: nastygunz on May 10, 2010, 03:34:59 PM

If that duck is still sitting there come waterfowl season, Ill show him whose who in the zoo! :finger:

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