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Title: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: nastygunz on May 08, 2010, 10:16:16 PM

I was out in the great outdoors doing some scouting for turkeys when I noticed this dandy drake mallard duck and thought I would snap some pix of him:

(https://forum.finsandfur.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi274.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj275%2Fnastygunz%2FKICK.jpg&hash=0d00830d1f15de4c9a5f14e4e1276772241536bc)

Well that was working fine, then he sensed my presence?..looked right:
(https://forum.finsandfur.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi274.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj275%2Fnastygunz%2FKICK2.jpg&hash=4a6e3147e1a48698876baef877c578b4f43e73be)

Then he looked left:
(https://forum.finsandfur.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi274.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj275%2Fnastygunz%2FKICK1.jpg&hash=15a9682f17a121a4e25de3735684e439bd8752c8)

Then he swiftly adopted a more aggressive stance:

(https://forum.finsandfur.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi274.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj275%2Fnastygunz%2FKICK3.jpg&hash=b8830cffd299bf36e4a2167fa2fa31624a33502c)

And out of nowhere unleashed a lightning fast, bonecrushing, spinning rear kick!!!

(https://forum.finsandfur.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi274.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj275%2Fnastygunz%2FKICK4.jpg&hash=2c95329ab52b84007db08a86f937113a8daf406d)

If not for my jungle cat-like reflexes i might have suffered serious harm and injury in this attack...just a reminder to everyone, wild animals are wild, and must be treated as such! :innocentwhistle:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: FinsnFur on May 08, 2010, 11:11:30 PM

:nono: What a fruit loop :laf:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: nastygunz on May 09, 2010, 05:02:08 AM

I thought that might quack you up :doh2:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: iahntr on May 09, 2010, 07:44:57 AM

Nice :doh2: :laf: :laf:
Glad your safe :iroll:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: Todd Rahm on May 09, 2010, 09:03:15 AM

Your not careful, you might just be the only feller walking around with a bruise on your forehead the shape of a webbed foot. :alscalls:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: Carolina Coyote on May 09, 2010, 09:21:47 AM

Man if that kick had landed it would have been devastating. I hate to think what would have happen if he decided to fire off the Howitzer with a few of the Green and white shells. You sure are lucky. :eyebrow: cc

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: Bopeye on May 09, 2010, 08:39:21 PM

THAT'S some funny stuff right thar boys!!! I'm gonna show this to my guys at work tomorrow. :laf: :eyebrownod:

Title: Re: Anatomy of a wild animal attack !!
Post by: nastygunz on May 10, 2010, 03:34:59 PM

If that duck is still sitting there come waterfowl season, Ill show him whose who in the zoo! :finger:

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