I was out in the great outdoors doing some scouting for turkeys when I noticed this dandy drake mallard duck and thought I would snap some pix of him:
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj275/nastygunz/KICK.jpg)
Well that was working fine, then he sensed my presence?..looked right:
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj275/nastygunz/KICK2.jpg)
Then he looked left:
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj275/nastygunz/KICK1.jpg)
Then he swiftly adopted a more aggressive stance:
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj275/nastygunz/KICK3.jpg)
And out of nowhere unleashed a lightning fast, bonecrushing, spinning rear kick!!!
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj275/nastygunz/KICK4.jpg)
If not for my jungle cat-like reflexes i might have suffered serious harm and injury in this attack...just a reminder to everyone, wild animals are wild, and must be treated as such! :innocentwhistle:
:nono: What a fruit loop :laf:
I thought that might quack you up :doh2:
Nice :doh2: :laf: :laf:
Glad your safe :iroll:
Your not careful, you might just be the only feller walking around with a bruise on your forehead the shape of a webbed foot. :alscalls:
Man if that kick had landed it would have been devastating. I hate to think what would have happen if he decided to fire off the Howitzer with a few of the Green and white shells. You sure are lucky. :eyebrow: cc
THAT'S some funny stuff right thar boys!!! I'm gonna show this to my guys at work tomorrow. :laf: :eyebrownod:
If that duck is still sitting there come waterfowl season, Ill show him whose who in the zoo! :finger: