Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
promised land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the
promised land."
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds,
etc . . .
I called lifeline... got a phuggin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal....
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck! :mad2: :mad2:
lol good one
Very good one
I liked that one. Too bad it's so close to the truth. :biggrin:
...they asked if I could drive a truck :alscalls: :alscalls:
that WUZ good :wink:
Damned if that aint Clever! :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:
Now I'm depressed :sad: :sad: :sad: