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Title: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: straycat on November 11, 2010, 10:28:23 PM
No, I'm not making this up. This guy was found naked in a home with a mouse up his corn hole. He fought the cops and was tased. Kids, stay off drugs!



http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624 (http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624)
Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: KySongDog on November 12, 2010, 06:04:44 AM
BWAAAA!!!!!!    :alscalls:   :alscalls:   :alscalls:


What ever that dude was taking was some baaadddd chit.    :alscalls:
Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: FinsnFur on November 12, 2010, 06:16:17 AM
 :laugh2: :loco:
Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: HaMeR on November 12, 2010, 06:28:44 AM
 :laugh2: :laugh2:  Too many things to say on this one!!!!!!!!  :laugh2: :laugh2:
Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: Dave on November 12, 2010, 07:43:16 AM
Could be a scene from the movie "Hangover."
Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: Frogman on November 12, 2010, 08:58:11 AM
Was the mouse alive?????

Jim
Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: Bopeye on November 12, 2010, 09:20:18 AM
Obviously an Obama loving queer. Messed up stuff.  :huh: :puke: :doh2:

Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: KySongDog on November 12, 2010, 09:24:29 AM
Quote from: Frogman on November 12, 2010, 08:58:11 AM
Was the mouse alive?????

Jim


Alive??   You got to be from West Virginia.    :alscalls:   :alscalls:   :alscalls:
Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: yotefever on November 12, 2010, 11:15:33 AM
This reminds me of the story from a few years ago.   :confused: :laf:

Two men were seriously injured today, during what authorities say is a deviate, dangerous, and highly illegal sexual practice. Vito Bustone sustained second-degree burns to his face and scalp while Kiki Rodriguez, his partner, suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

The act that caused so much agony is known in the gay community as "felching". This involves the insertion of a cardboard tube into the rectum followed by the introduction of a rodent (usually a Gerbil), which is forced up the tube into the lower intestine. Problems started when Bustone could not retrieve the Gerbil from Rodriguez's anus. Rodriguez had orgasmed and demanded the removal of the rodent. Bustone however could not see up the tube. To help him see, he lit a match lighting intestinal gas tapped in the tube. The flame shot up the tube lighting the the fur of the Gerbil, and detonating a larger pocket of Gas behind the hapless animal.

The ensuing explosion shot the flaming Gerbil down the pipeline into Bustone's face causing the burns. Sheriff Hugo Root told the Reporters "It serves the faggots right".

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4b.htm (http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4b.htm)
Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: KySongDog on November 12, 2010, 12:38:02 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY
Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: FinsnFur on November 12, 2010, 05:08:41 PM
 :puke:
So keep an eye out for the guy named Felcher uh? LOL
Title: Re: Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary
Post by: Dan Carey on November 12, 2010, 05:35:04 PM
There are too many people in this world. And too many of them are the good old USA