Well my wife decided to go on her ummm first umm last coyote hunt with me today. I'm not saying she's old but she's closer to 100 than she is to 11. First we take off in the car for the 27 mile drive to the spot I want to try. We have a long talk about sitting still and being quiet when we get there. Everything goes swell, until we get there. We get out out and walk to the spot I plan on setting up and I get her sat down beside me and as comfortable as she can get?
Wife: I think i t's too cold to hunt today. "35 degrees"
Me: The temp is fine just relax and I'll start calling. "Now I'm using a distress call"
Wife: I think you missed a note. It sounded funny.
Me..Grrrrrrr
Wife: Well excuse meeee.
a few minutes pass and we just sit there scanning the area.
Wife: Is this gonna take much longer? "It's been about 3 minutes".
Me: We'll stay about 30 minutes.
Wife: 30 MINUTES?
Me: ok we'll just try 20 minutes.
Start calling again for about a minute, then sit and scan again.
Wife: Do you really enjoy doing this?
Me: Today? NO.
Wife: Again Excuse Meeeeee !
Wife: My hands are cold.
Me: here put on these gloves.
Wife: I'm hungry.
Wife: It's really getting cold.
Wife: My nose is running. "blows nose, puts on chapstick"
Wife: Will it be much longer.
Me: No this set is done.
We are now home. She's on farmville and I am going hunting later "alone".
I have a feeling I will never be asked if she can come along again. And if she does ask I already know the answer. :doh2:
John
:alscalls:
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Great story! :alscalls:
Sometimes the best way is to just take them along and show them how much fun you have when your out hunting.
Proud of ya John!!!!! :yoyo: :yoyo: :yoyo: :yoyo: :highclap: :highclap: :highclap: :highclap:
You brought her back and everything!!!!!! :laf: :laf: :laf:
good to have ya back al. that was hillarious, and great story
Quote from: John_NY on November 20, 2010, 07:57:30 PM
Wife: My nose is running. "blows nose, puts on chapstick"
:alscalls: :alscalls: That was a lot of fun to read John.
I'm glad you guys enjoyed my aggrivation of what could of otherwise been a good day. :alscalls:
John
Al, Yes I brought her home. She can still cook.
John,
Look at it this way; she will never go with you again, you will be able to go by yourself and enjoy yourself, and she will never question you about "going out and having FUN" hunting ever again.
Jerry
That was the plan Jerry and I'm pleased to say it worked. :alscalls:
John
:alscalls: That is great John... my wife says she wants to go with me sometime too... I guess I know what to expect now. :alscalls:
Quote from: Yotehntr on November 20, 2010, 11:00:21 PM
:alscalls: That is great John... my wife says she wants to go with me sometime too... I guess I know what to expect now. :alscalls:
You might be prepaired but remember I did clean up the language a little and even left out a little. :alscalls:
John
Quote from: John_NY on November 20, 2010, 09:50:43 PM
I'm glad you guys enjoyed my aggrivation of what could of otherwise been a good day. :alscalls:
John
Al, Yes I brought her home. She can still cook.
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
:whew: Got that over with! :iroll:
:laf:
That there is a funny story John. Thanks for sharing. :biggrin:
Well, That was my Plans with my Wifes first turkey hunt (Guess What) She killed a 24 lb long beard, So then she wanted to go Deer hunting (took a 8 Pt Buck)
I'M NOT taking her coyote hunting !!! :nofgr: :nofgr:
ROFLMAO................ Awesome story. That might be why I'm divorced.... :yoyo: :wo:
2 funny and been there done that :biggrin:
This could be a good thing. :eyebrownod:
thats funny there :wink:
FUNNY!! Kind of reminds me of that Bill Engvall story where he took his wife deer hunting!
Jim