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Title: Aint Life Great
Post by: straycat on November 23, 2010, 03:38:15 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c54/Blackcloud2/dogs.jpg)


This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!
Title: Re: Aint Life Great
Post by: pitw on November 23, 2010, 04:02:15 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaww....rrrrriigggghhhhhhhtttttttttt. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Aint Life Great
Post by: FinsnFur on November 23, 2010, 05:21:02 PM
Sometimes you cant help but to think thats all it takes. :alscalls:
Title: Re: Aint Life Great
Post by: Dan Carey on November 23, 2010, 05:38:40 PM
Good one.  :laf:
Title: Re: Aint Life Great
Post by: HaMeR on November 23, 2010, 07:12:37 PM
How true that is!!  :yoyo: :yoyo:  And I bet they even get FREE Vet care.  :rolleye:


:laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Aint Life Great
Post by: Silencer on November 24, 2010, 03:33:29 AM
 :congrats:  thats a good one, mind if I use it ? 
Title: Re: Aint Life Great
Post by: msmith on November 24, 2010, 06:33:59 AM
They need to have a nice 4x4 or some sort of a cool car like a Mustang or Camaro sitting in front of their  dog box.
Title: Re: Aint Life Great
Post by: Carolina Coyote on November 24, 2010, 07:21:43 AM
To Cool and so True,  :nono: are they on Obama care also?  cc