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Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza, a Joyous Festivus and a Satisfactory Saturnalia!



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hereinafter known as the “wisher” does communicate to the party of the
second part, hereinafter known as the “wishee”, and to all other
interested parties having standing, hereinafter known as the
“wishless”, the following declaration:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the Winter Solstice
Holidayâ,,¢ practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of your
particular religious persuasion, or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and/or traditions
of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in
the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, sex, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

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revocable at the sole discretion oft he wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
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replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too FOs.

(This greetiing means exactly what it says. Anyone who is offended by it can pretend they didn't read it!)

Pat

Merry Christmas !!!!!

"Bah! Humbug!"

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!   :biggrin:

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Sir, FOs

Merry Christmas to you and yours. Here's also wishing your clan an ecstatic new year full of joy, especially of a fervent and unrestrained nature. :wink:

Merry Christmas Fos and to the rest of the FnGang too :yoyo:.

 :dance: :dance: merry christmas fos  :dance: :dance: :

WOW :shock2: But thats what it takes  :rolleye:

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you as well.  Since the kids won't be in till around the 28th, I am not quite ready for Christmas.

Jerry

Merry Christmas !

Jim