Sitting together on a train was Obama, a Texan named Fos, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks:
The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
Fos thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again.
could you see a bright red hand print on obama?
:alscalls: :alscalls: Slap him again FOs!!
I would have been earlier to comment, however, the Secret Service was at my door this morning. Seems they had some questions? :nono:
:alscalls: Did ya get rid of them?
Quote from: FinsnFur on August 24, 2011, 04:45:25 PM
:alscalls: Did ya get rid of them?
Yea, I think he buried them in the back 40.
Jerry
:alscalls: :alscalls: @ ^^^^!!
On the news tonight there was a story about 2 secret service agents found dead along the roadside in Texas, They they had been violated and there were hand marks on their faces.... :confused:
:alscalls: :alscalls: :alscalls:
LMAO!!! Give 'em the Devil FOS!!! :congrats: :highclap: :yoyo: