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“When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine”

“Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!”

“Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume”

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism:  WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

“U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

“ U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah”

“Stop Global Whining”

“Naval Corollary:  Dead Men Don't Testify”

“The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?  A Little Recoil”

“Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775”

“Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”

“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers”

“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”

...and finally

“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.  But the military doesn't have that problem.”