Good news! Today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons for KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker,a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my butt and a 'Blame It on Bush' poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.
John,
While I am not sure I think most of us have at least received the blown smoke. I didn't get the machine, but since I have a television I get to see the results.
Jerry
You got cheated. It should have included your FREE government provided obama phone in the package.
My KFC coupons were expired :doh2:
I got a raincheck on the tomato seeds. :sad: :sad:
I got a bill from the government demanding that I pay for all those freebies for you old lazy bums. :argh:
:laf: :laf: Fos