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Title: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: FOsteology on November 14, 2013, 02:00:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10



Volvo says the ad is the real deal with no camera or editing trickery involved.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: 5 SHOTS on November 14, 2013, 03:23:25 PM
Quote from: FOsteology on November 14, 2013, 02:00:08 PM
Volvo says the ad is the real deal with no camera or editing trickery involved.



After 20+ years sitting behind a steering wheel I have to call BS. Trailers just don't back up that far in a straight line. They started out with him doing the splits, and slowly drove forward and closer together, then run the video backwards. It is cool though.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: KySongDog on November 14, 2013, 04:02:46 PM
That looks painful.   :whew:
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: snafu on November 14, 2013, 06:54:01 PM
Super-Foot Bill Wallace was limber like him back in his day. Bill was a good fighter
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: snafu on November 14, 2013, 06:59:28 PM
Small town unknown back in his prime  :laf:

(http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p692/incipiant/P1180838_zps52d66dc11_zps076e7296.jpg) (http://s1346.photobucket.com/user/incipiant/media/P1180838_zps52d66dc11_zps076e7296.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: FinsnFur on November 14, 2013, 07:15:20 PM
I can do that :sneer:
So could you Art if you practice :laf:
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: JohnP on November 15, 2013, 12:19:27 PM
Not BS 5 SHOTS.  I helped train him for this commercial.  He didn't want to do it but after I did it several times and then threatened him that I would bring in Chuck Norris to do it he finally agreed.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: Hawks Feather on November 15, 2013, 05:22:56 PM
Quote from: JohnP on November 15, 2013, 12:19:27 PM
Not BS 5 SHOTS.  I helped train him for this commercial.  He didn't want to do it but after I did it several times and then threatened him that I would bring in Chuck Norris to do it he finally agreed.

John speaks the truth.  I know this because I read it on the internet.  Actually in the post quoted above.

Jerry
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: FOsteology on November 15, 2013, 05:54:53 PM
Van Damme would whip Chuck Noriss azz.

'Ol Chuck is an old has been, and grossly overrated. Why, if Chuck Norris was half the bad azz everyone says he is, he could jump through my computer screen and slam my head against the alkjdjfk;hqewium;fahs;kha'afkj dfshpo;h afpdhaudsihpohagoihjoiuohafnmklhagphjoip;l,A,DMOIFL;MKJM;LB XMM,Z XCMN ZH Kj VNXXHjX ZXCJKDL ZSD JLK JDHGUIDHFBM ,,,,,
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: nastygunz on November 15, 2013, 07:35:29 PM
LMAO, youse guys izz funny!
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: FinsnFur on November 15, 2013, 07:47:15 PM
What happen to Fos? :sad:
:laf:
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: HaMeR on November 17, 2013, 06:20:39 AM
If Chuck Norris is such a sissy then why did they hold a funeral for the bullet when he got shot??!!  :noway: :noway:
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: weedwalker on November 17, 2013, 08:35:31 AM
They named a street after Chuck Norris once, but had to change the name. Because anybody that crossed Chuck Norris didn't live to tell about it. :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: nastygunz on November 17, 2013, 08:24:12 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: HaMeR on November 18, 2013, 06:22:02 PM
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't go up. The Earth goes down.   :eyebrow: :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: FOsteology on December 20, 2013, 01:15:55 PM
Chuck Norris just one-upped Jean-Claude Van Damme!  :alscalls: :alscalls:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W82sMSMJJg
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: FOsteology on December 20, 2013, 01:20:32 PM
When the director yelled "CUT!", Chuck pulled the planes back together with his toes!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: Dave on December 20, 2013, 02:18:28 PM
I KNEW Chuck was badder than Jean.  Thanks for posting!!!
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: FinsnFur on December 23, 2013, 08:25:36 AM
We are are heading into some turbulence.
Thats funnier then "L"  Fos...how the heck did you find that?  :laf:
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: FOsteology on February 28, 2014, 06:26:39 PM
Chuck Norris thought he had won making the Split on two airplanes, but...   :alscalls:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSbrFLBz64
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: FinsnFur on February 28, 2014, 07:31:20 PM
Somebodys gonna get hurt :laf:
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: FOsteology on February 28, 2014, 07:41:15 PM
 :alscalls:

How far are they going to take this? Where will this lead? Chuck Norris doing splits between planets? Jean-Claude Van Damme doing splits between galaxies?

Perhaps they both can do the splits over a black hole.  :laf:
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split for Volvo Is Insane
Post by: CCP on March 01, 2014, 08:28:12 AM
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"The broad masses of a population are more amenable to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other force."  Adolf Hitler