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Title: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: THO Game Calls on May 24, 2007, 08:13:26 AM
Is that?   No.......couldn't be.  No shades  :)

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Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: DirtyDog on May 24, 2007, 08:18:04 AM
Al,

I was trying to see if those guys had all their finger. I could not tell........

:shrug:
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: canine on May 24, 2007, 08:22:55 AM
I would think the oil, off of the bar and chain, would "taint" the taste of the melon :confused:

JD
:biggrin:
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: Red Dog on May 24, 2007, 10:06:42 AM
You guys cut up deer the same way :roflmao:
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: awh on May 24, 2007, 10:14:21 AM
This reminds me of the last great words of a redneck...which are, Hold my beer and watch this shit! :rolleye: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: FinsnFur on May 24, 2007, 10:20:00 AM
Quote from: THO Game Calls on May 24, 2007, 08:13:26 AM

Is that?   No.......couldn't be.  No shades  :)


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: DirtyDog on May 24, 2007, 10:25:48 AM
Quote from: THO Game Calls on May 24, 2007, 08:13:26 AM
Is that?   No.......couldn't be.  No shades  :)

:roflmao:
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: CypressSlough on May 24, 2007, 12:40:52 PM
Quote from: awh on May 24, 2007, 10:14:21 AM
Hold my beer and watch this shit!


Oh the number of times I've heard that before. Usually right before we have to get out the gauze and tape.  :roflmao: :roflmao:

Brian.
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: catskinner on May 24, 2007, 02:38:02 PM
Is that guy holding the melon the one they call lefty now?  :biggrin:
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: cb223 on May 24, 2007, 05:17:09 PM
Quote from: awh on May 24, 2007, 10:14:21 AM
Hold my beer and watch this shit!

I'm usually the guy that encourages someone else to say that!!!

If someone wanted to borrow my chainsaw to cut a watermelon, as long as I'm not the one doing the holding who am I to say no?

Does that make me a bad person?
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: DirtyDog on May 24, 2007, 05:46:56 PM
Quote from: cb223 on May 24, 2007, 05:17:09 PM
Quote from: awh on May 24, 2007, 10:14:21 AM
Hold my beer and watch this shit!

I'm usually the guy that encourages someone else to say that!!!

If someone wanted to borrow my chainsaw to cut a watermelon, as long as I'm not the one doing the holding who am I to say no?

Does that make me a bad person?



Now that depends on how much you like the guy.  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: keekee on May 24, 2007, 07:04:07 PM
Really depends on how much beer I have had! :roflmao:


Brent
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: cb223 on May 24, 2007, 07:24:49 PM
More beer = more encouragement!!!

I've done enough drunken stupid stunts in my in life!  Most of the time I've matured enough just to watch.
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: MDavis on May 26, 2007, 01:58:46 AM
one good ol boy i knew made a melon splitter out of a meat cleaver and a old hydro pump. readnecks will do anything when they have beer in us. oops i mean them. i think that i might know the ol boy on the right!
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: catskinner on May 26, 2007, 02:46:04 AM
Reminds me of the time we had two guys bucking on the landing, one guy threw his chain of the bar, so he sneaks up behind the other guy and sticks the bar between his legs and revs up his saw. That guy about jumped over the back of the log deck. Wonder there weren't blows exchanged there. :rolleye:
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: vvarmitr on May 27, 2007, 06:49:44 AM
Quote from: catskinner on May 26, 2007, 02:46:04 AM
Reminds me of the time we had two guys bucking on the landing, one guy threw his chain of the bar, so he sneaks up behind the other guy and sticks the bar between his legs and revs up his saw. That guy about jumped over the back of the log deck. Wonder there weren't blows exchanged there. :rolleye:

Or gun shots, or the other guy didn't swing around w/ his in self defence. :shck:

To those who are wondering "bucking" is cutting logs to length.
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: MDavis on May 31, 2007, 12:57:11 AM
damn! i am glad you cleared that one up. two fellas bucking around here will get them both shot in self defence!
Title: Re: How Not To Cut A Watermelon - even if you are the greatest hunter in Texas
Post by: vvarmitr on May 31, 2007, 08:04:59 AM
^^^^ :laugh2:  :laugh2:  :laugh2: