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Title: Walmart Ban
Post by: straycat on December 03, 2007, 08:58:18 AM
I have this on authority that a well known owner of this board was banned from Walmart

Here is the version of what he said

"They won't let me shop at Wal-Mart Anymore . . .


Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Toot, the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse on this stupid question, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! "

I am sure the part about sniffing an Irish Setters Ass wasnt true- I have it on the same good authority that he was actually bent down to admire a female beagle as she was in front of him
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Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: possumal on December 03, 2007, 09:18:13 AM
 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: Jeb on December 03, 2007, 09:32:36 AM
 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: bowjunkie on December 03, 2007, 09:48:34 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

                                                         
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: HaMeR on December 03, 2007, 11:00:09 AM
Yeah!! :roflmao: :roflmao:  What they ^^^ :roflmao: what they^^^ :roflmao: :roflmao:  said!! :laugh2: :thumb2:
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: Hawks Feather on December 03, 2007, 02:15:30 PM
Jim,

All I can say is I have NO idea how this story got released to the news media.  I had nothing to do with it.    :innocentwhistle: 


Name withheld to protect the poster.
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: FinsnFur on December 03, 2007, 05:18:14 PM
That was my first question.....who's the member?  :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: wv_yoter on December 03, 2007, 06:39:56 PM
  :roflmao: That's pretty dang funny. :yoyo:
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: coyotehunter_1 on December 03, 2007, 07:29:47 PM
 :roflmao: I hope he don't start chasing stray cats  :laf:


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Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: HaMeR on December 03, 2007, 07:36:49 PM
Did they take your smilie sticker back?? :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: possumal on December 03, 2007, 07:38:05 PM
Could it be Ohio Bob?  :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: Hawks Feather on December 03, 2007, 09:44:03 PM
I think the first line holds the answer.

I have this on authority that a well known owner of this board was banned from Walmart.

Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: keekee on December 03, 2007, 11:36:19 PM
I knew the news would get out in due time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :innocentwhistle:


Brent :biggrin:
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: songdog on December 04, 2007, 06:11:46 AM
        Stupid questions deserve stuppid answers... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Walmart Ban
Post by: Vincenator on December 04, 2007, 09:55:01 AM
That reminds me Im low on dog food!