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Title: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on March 15, 2008, 05:59:58 AM
A while back I was at the grocery store standing in the check out line,an elderly woman was in front of me
getting ready to pay for her items,when she discovered she was about $.60 short.She was gonna have to put something back.I told the cashier I would pay the rest just  add it to my items.

The woman was in shock and started to argue with me ,but I won.

As she started to introduce herself I told her I know who you are and there was no need to try and repay me.
She looked at me very puzzled,then I told her she was my first grade teacher and I hadn't seen her in about as many years.

I no sooner got my name out and she came back with Oh My God Bill did you ever learn to read  :doh2:

Did I mention the store was packed with people
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: CCP on March 15, 2008, 06:16:11 AM
QuoteI no sooner got my name out and she came back with Oh My God Bill did you ever learn to read

Well did you???  I just assumed you had you're wife read these post to you :roflmao:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on March 15, 2008, 06:23:14 AM
Rich

I did learn to read enough to understand your posts anyway  :roflmao:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: HaMeR on March 15, 2008, 07:25:47 AM
 :roflmao: :roflmao:  I was hoping you weren't sick again!!  :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: iahntr on March 15, 2008, 10:02:44 AM
 :laf:    :laf:    :roflmao:    :roflmao:
Sorry, but that's hilarious  :laugh2: :laugh2:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Hawks Feather on March 15, 2008, 12:39:06 PM
Bill,

Be glad she stopped there and didn't continue to discuss your first grade habits.   :wink:

Jerry
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: FinsnFur on March 15, 2008, 12:45:56 PM
ROFLMAO!!!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

It dont take much reading skills to decipher Rich's posts :roflmao:

Bill, you said said,..."WHAT!...gimme my 60 cents back you inconsiderate hag." :laf:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: DirtyDog on March 15, 2008, 12:48:17 PM
Thats what I would say Jim..... :roflmao:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: vvarmitr on March 15, 2008, 12:59:56 PM
OMG that's almost as funny as eating the fizzy tablets.
:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Jeb on March 15, 2008, 01:05:48 PM
 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Bob D on March 15, 2008, 02:44:32 PM
That's funny ,and it made you feel good helping her didn't it?
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Troy Walter on March 15, 2008, 02:50:17 PM
But then again maybe that is why he did eat the fizzy tablets.Sorry Bill
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on March 15, 2008, 05:02:07 PM
Jim I see you caught on to my reply to Rich

And yes I thought I was doing a very nice jesture helping out the elderly and then I get smacked in the face
right in public  :roflmao:

I really think she meant well
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Coulter on March 16, 2008, 07:39:33 AM
I think that would have warranted a straightforward "Bite me". That is funny though... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Steve
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: vvarmitr on March 16, 2008, 08:40:16 AM
Quote from: Troy Walter on March 15, 2008, 02:50:17 PM
But then again maybe that is why he did eat the fizzy tablets.Sorry Bill

:laugh2:  :laugh2:  :laugh2:  :laugh2:  :laugh2:  :laugh2:  :laugh2:  :thumb2:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Bopeye on March 16, 2008, 09:06:53 AM
I've read this post a dozen times trying to think of the "right" thing to say.  It finally dawned on me this morning. The old lady said it all, there's nothing left to say.  :laf:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Yotehntr on March 16, 2008, 09:27:12 AM
 :roflmao:  :roflmao: The only thing that would've been better is if you accidently handed .55 cents.  :doh2:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: vvarmitr on March 17, 2008, 08:59:07 AM
 :laugh2:  :roflmao:  :laf:  :laugh3:  :laugh2:  :laugh2:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :laf:  :laf:  :laugh3:  :laugh3: 
OMG that's too funny Yotehntr!!!!!!

Of course that would be an accident, huh Billy Boy.  :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on March 17, 2008, 03:13:53 PM
Well the only thing that I can come up with as a reply to that is



YOU KNOW ME don't ya  :laf: :roflmao:
Title: Re: I was trying to be nice
Post by: HaMeR on March 17, 2008, 05:09:31 PM
I'm still waiting for the part where Bill gave her directions.  :laf:

Just follow the BLUE line.  :roflmao: :roflmao: