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Title: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: DirtyDog on May 08, 2008, 08:24:26 PM
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any  woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their  houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America.
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on May 08, 2008, 08:34:50 PM
Joe it wouldn't do me any good to sit in my front yard and hope to see a parade of women go by
I could sit there for days and might see Chris a time or three
Is it ok If I go to the lake or a camp ground or someplace like that  :laf:

Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: alscalls on May 08, 2008, 08:37:29 PM
My wife wont go for it........would it help any if I got naked :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: DirtyDog on May 08, 2008, 08:39:23 PM
 :wo:  :wo:

I like your thinkin, get naked with all the women out there and maybe get lucky.  :wo:  :wo:

It could work, but I don't want to be around your neck of the woods.  :puke:
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: alscalls on May 08, 2008, 08:42:34 PM
 :roflmao: :wink:
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: FinsnFur on May 08, 2008, 09:35:33 PM
Ok, I went out and practiced, and someone called the cops on me  :doh2:
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: alscalls on May 08, 2008, 09:41:38 PM
No more Dancing :nofgr: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: FinsnFur on May 08, 2008, 09:42:41 PM
Oh yeah  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: maybe I shouldna done that out there :doh2:
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: DirtyDog on May 09, 2008, 06:44:45 AM
Now Jim.......the plan clearly states to walk around the block. In your case, I suggest running if you insist on participating as a women.  :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: msmith on May 09, 2008, 10:35:20 AM
 :holdon: I just lost my appetite.
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: HaMeR on May 09, 2008, 04:24:14 PM
 :rolleye:


:laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: Coulter on May 09, 2008, 06:35:38 PM
Don't forget to bring a flag out to draw up your newly erected flag pole when the time comes. Oh and Jim that says flag pole not strip club dance pole :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: FinsnFur on May 09, 2008, 07:11:34 PM
yeah thanks for pointing that out Steve :laf:
Title: Re: Mark Your Calendar
Post by: vvarmitr on May 10, 2008, 11:36:13 AM
My question is  ...... is once we find out who the Musilims are can we shoot 'em?  :eyebrow: