My boss called me tonight, and invited me to a "redneck" party tomorrow night. This includes dressing/ acting like a redneck. Wow.......so what would a redneck wear. :confused: So far, this is what I have come up with. Let me know if ya'll have any suggestions.
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got your can of Copenhagen in yer back pocket I hope cant forget that it is a prerequisite on the redneck application LOL anyway lookin fairly redneck to me have fun
Not yet, I gotta run and get it and some big league chew (I dont chew). I am also gonna put a pack of smokes rolled up on my sleeve and a rope belt.
Don't forget one of those lock blade knives that hook on the the belt
Quote from: bnccont on July 18, 2008, 09:58:17 PM
Don't forget one of those lock blade knives that hook on the the belt
Oh....good one!
Just what the heck is wrong with all that? I dress like that every day. :noway:
I must be on the right track then. :roflmao:
DD, ya need one of them there GIT-R-DONE hats...... :biggrin:
Well, ya shouldna shaved your legs :doh2:
But I think you need
- a button front shirt with the sleeves ripped off, ripped, not cut so ya get the lil dangling threads.
- a five a clock shadow, dont shave
- and some duct tape over that hole in your pants
Quote from: Bopeye on July 18, 2008, 10:01:15 PM
Just what the heck is wrong with all that? I dress like that every day. :noway:
lol :laf: :laf: :laf:
You need to be wearing one of those "Wife beater" tank top shirts, geta mullet wig and your in.
fake buck teeth like the kind you find at the all for a buck store
Heck Joe, I ain't never seen ya tuck your shirt in before.... do ya have dress up for them party's? :laf:
I do not see anything different.... :nono: :innocentwhistle:
Quote from: alscalls on July 19, 2008, 07:52:05 PM
I do not see anything different.... :nono: :innocentwhistle:
^^^ :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: ^^^
Beer gut... gots t'a have a Blue Ribbon storage area. :laf:
:rolleye:
Where's the soap on a rope ,,, :doh2: thats a Deliverance party isn't it,,, wallet on a chain?? :laf: :laf:
you need a T-shirt that says something like,
Tell your Boobs to stop staring at me
Or
free mustache rides
or
Rubbin is racing