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General => The Tailgate => Topic started by: Tikaani on March 07, 2009, 09:56:18 PM

Title: Chinese hostage negotiations
Post by: Tikaani on March 07, 2009, 09:56:18 PM
I got this email the other day, I wonder if we would have prison over crowding using this method.

Chinese hostage negotiations very efficiently conducted

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee266/sagalsaka/1-1.jpg)
'I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!'

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee266/sagalsaka/2-1.jpg)
Negotiators assess the situation from next door.

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee266/sagalsaka/3-1.jpg)
Head Negotiator dispatched

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee266/sagalsaka/4.jpg)
Negotiations begin

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee266/sagalsaka/5.jpg)
Negotiations concluded

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee266/sagalsaka/6.jpg)
They probably spent $0.35 cents.

In this country, we would shut the street down for 48 hours,   

take 12 hours to talk him out of it,   

spend $5 million giving him a fair trial,   

and pay his food and lodging for life.


No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.  







Title: Re: Chinese hostage negotiations
Post by: Caribou dreamer on March 07, 2009, 10:31:54 PM
Not messing around there. :congrats: :congrats:
Title: Re: Chinese hostage negotiations
Post by: KySongDog on March 07, 2009, 10:55:02 PM
I've seen that one before.  Yep, they have a different mind set over there for sure.   :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Chinese hostage negotiations
Post by: FinsnFur on March 07, 2009, 11:59:31 PM
And the Head Negotiator gets a safety harness to boot. I doubt it's OSHA approved, but it's a saftey harness none the less. :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Chinese hostage negotiations
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on March 08, 2009, 05:07:09 AM
Yep Problem solved and thats the way it should be
Title: Re: Chinese hostage negotiations
Post by: msmith on March 08, 2009, 09:14:25 AM
 :yoyo: