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Title: Saying Goodbye
Post by: pitw on April 02, 2009, 10:57:10 AM
Hated tohave to do this but spring is actually coming here[even though we got 4 inches more snow over night] and I had to say goodbye to an old friend.

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On a brighter note we candled our 42 eggs in the incubator yesterday and only one was clear.  I told the wife last year that her rooster was gay and she got a new one.  Last year one out of 42 were good and now with a rooster that likes hens we have 41 out of 42 with chicks started in them.  Well actually we have 40 left as the boys had to see the difference in a good and bad egg after 8 days.

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So it's out with the old and in with the new.  Hope you all have a great year with the new growth.
Title: Re: Saying Goodbye
Post by: Coulter on April 02, 2009, 11:48:22 AM
Gay roosters :holdon: :roflmao: :roflmao: Did he come from San Francisco :roflmao:
Title: Re: Saying Goodbye
Post by: Hidehunter on April 02, 2009, 11:49:43 AM
 :roflmao:  Never seen no Gay Roosters before   :roflmao:
Title: Re: Saying Goodbye
Post by: Tikaani on April 02, 2009, 08:27:09 PM
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was doing his job okay, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured it wouldn't hurt anything. So he gets a young cock and and lets it loose in the barn yard. The old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets a little worried. So, they are trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster. I've got to do something about this.

He walks up to the new bird and says,"So, your the new guy in town. I bet you think you're really hot stuff don't you? I'm not exactly ready for the chopping block yet. I bet I'm still the better bird and to prove it, I challenge you to a race around the hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens to himself."

Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster. "And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easily," said the young cocky rooster.

So, the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race and all the hens gather around to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guys lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there.

Unfortunately the old roosters lead continued to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he just barely led the young rooster. By then the farmer had heard all the commotion. He ran into the house, got his shot gun, and ran out to the barn yard figuring a fox or something was after his chickens. When he got there, he saw the two roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately took his shot gun, aimed, fired, and blew the young rooster away.

He walked away slowly, saying to himself.................. "Damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
Title: Re: Saying Goodbye
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on April 02, 2009, 08:34:45 PM
  :roflmao: :roflmao: Thats just not right
Title: Re: Saying Goodbye
Post by: alscalls on April 02, 2009, 08:36:32 PM
Better build you a man cave for when ya git kicked out the house Barry......sounds like the hen house will be full... :roflmao:
Title: Re: Saying Goodbye
Post by: pitw on April 02, 2009, 09:53:15 PM
Thanks John :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:  even the wife is  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Saying Goodbye
Post by: FinsnFur on April 02, 2009, 09:55:33 PM
So there is such thing as a gay rooster :laf:
Title: Re: Saying Goodbye
Post by: KySongDog on April 03, 2009, 05:39:11 AM
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