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Title: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Post by: nastygunz on June 04, 2009, 08:27:24 PM
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These SOUTHEASTERN CONFERENCE boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :



1) The season opened today.

2) There is no limit.

3) They taste just like chicken.

4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Title: Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Post by: Frogman on June 04, 2009, 09:33:22 PM
Hey!

That's good!!  I especially liked the Dale Earnhart part!!

Jim
Title: Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Post by: nastygunz on June 04, 2009, 10:17:15 PM
GET ER DONE ! :yoyo:
Title: Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Post by: LORDDAL on June 05, 2009, 02:14:00 AM
HEY WAIT A SEC ......................How come I didn't get invited to this party they need to pay for what they did to Dale  :argh:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Post by: alscalls on June 05, 2009, 08:48:13 AM
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh123/alscalls/45.jpg)

(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh123/alscalls/preparedness.jpg)

(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh123/alscalls/overkill.jpg)
Title: Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Post by: mandi48 on June 05, 2009, 09:02:10 AM
Quote from: nastygunz on June 04, 2009, 08:27:24 PM

4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



:shck: :mad2:
Title: Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Post by: nastygunz on June 05, 2009, 04:10:03 PM
Quote from: mandi48 on June 05, 2009, 09:02:10 AM
Quote from: nastygunz on June 04, 2009, 08:27:24 PM

4) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



:shck: :mad2:

ID HATE TO SEE YOU IF THEY TAKE JIMMIE JOHNSON OUT  :shck: :huh:
Title: Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Post by: alscalls on June 05, 2009, 06:26:06 PM
Here ya go mandi........

(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh123/alscalls/poorlifechoices.jpg)
Title: Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Post by: nastygunz on June 05, 2009, 08:49:05 PM
I just saw a bright pink fishing pole that same color....yupp, the guy even caught a few bluegills with it.... :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
Post by: mandi48 on June 09, 2009, 08:41:19 AM
haha thanks guys  :roflmao: