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Title: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: cathryn on July 10, 2009, 06:44:25 PM
Pregnant By Swimming?
by Sally Worsham Jul 10th 2009 2:00PM

Categories: In the news, Weird but true


Did a teenager get pregnant from swimming in a hotel pool? Photo: sxc.hu
The pool can be a dangerous place: Kids can get sunburned or slip on the wet deck. But can the pool get you pregnant?


Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.

Surely this lawsuit will be thrown out of court on inconceivable (pun intended) grounds. First off, wouldn't the chlorine kill any random sperm? But even further, did Ms. Kwiatkowska follow every moment of her vacationing daughter to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she spent absolutely no time with anyone of the opposite sex during their Egyptian holiday?

The only reassuring thing about this story, perhaps, is that frivolous lawsuits are not exclusively an  American thing.




what a nut!
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: BlueDuck on July 10, 2009, 06:51:18 PM
I think Mrs. Kwiatkowska's daughter might have told her ma a wopper....   Any port in a storm.....
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: HaMeR on July 10, 2009, 06:52:19 PM
Quoteerrant sperm floating around


SONOFA :shck:  Sounds like the democrats have another shot at the white house in 2053!!!  :doh2:
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: Bopeye on July 10, 2009, 10:10:20 PM
Quote from: HaMeR on July 10, 2009, 06:52:19 PM
Quoteerrant sperm floating around


SONOFA :shck:  Sounds like the democrats have another shot at the white house in 2053!!!  :doh2:

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :yahoo:
Hamer, you ARE one funny son of a Hoover.  :wink:
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: FinsnFur on July 10, 2009, 11:07:20 PM
That is funny, but isnt that how Al was conceived? :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: HaMeR on July 11, 2009, 06:10:49 AM
 :roflmao: @ Bopeye!!

Didn't his momma get knocked up by the internet Jimbo!!  :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: alscalls on July 11, 2009, 07:17:55 AM
Jerk......My mom is no longer with us........













So you will never know..... :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: HaMeR on July 11, 2009, 11:04:02 AM
Quote from: FinsnFur on July 10, 2009, 11:07:20 PM
That is funny, but isnt that how Al was conceived? :innocentwhistle:

al gore right??  :confused:

Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: pilot teacher on July 11, 2009, 03:06:59 PM
Al Gore wasn't conceived. He was contrived. :doh2:
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: HaMeR on July 11, 2009, 05:44:22 PM
 :laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: nastygunz on July 11, 2009, 05:48:39 PM
Thats the dumbest mother ever...everyone knows the stork brings babies DUH!
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: mandi48 on July 13, 2009, 07:19:47 PM
Quote from: nastygunz on July 11, 2009, 05:48:39 PM
Thats the dumbest mother ever...everyone knows the stork brings babies DUH!

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: cathryn on July 13, 2009, 08:10:12 PM
Quote from: pilot teacher on July 11, 2009, 03:06:59 PM
Al Gore wasn't conceived. He was contrived. :doh2:

the AL i was talkin about was found under a cabbage plant.  :biggrin:(or a cowpie depending on which story ya believe :biggrin:)
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: nastygunz on July 13, 2009, 08:41:18 PM
Quote from: cathryn on July 13, 2009, 08:10:12 PM
Quote from: pilot teacher on July 11, 2009, 03:06:59 PM
Al Gore wasn't conceived. He was contrived. :doh2:

the AL i was talkin about was found under a cabbage plant.  :biggrin:(or a cowpie depending on which story ya believe :biggrin:)

:bowingsmilie: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: coyotehunter_1 on July 13, 2009, 09:07:55 PM
 :confused:  I really can't decide which is the most hilarious, the swimming pool story or  :hahaha: some of you all?   :shrug:


Keep up the good work  :wink:


:laf: :laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: alscalls on July 14, 2009, 06:56:46 AM
The funny one Keeps honking HER horn like a noisy Yugo......
Title: Re: Pregnant by swimming?
Post by: cathryn on July 14, 2009, 09:05:00 AM
dont forget im witty also................. :biggrin: