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Title: Take the big box stores
Post by: pitw on September 08, 2009, 07:17:03 PM
and shove them up the owners poop chute :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:
   No spraying today so I was in repair mode and made a trip to a small city[I know I shouldn't go where there are people :doh2:] to get some parts I thought I needed.  Mandy was with and suggested we go into the Canadian Tire store and not have to make so many stops.  We go in and I found a lot of things I thought we could use and when I got into the line to pay for them it was 20 people long.  I waited albeit impatiently for my turn and when it came there wasn't a live person there :sad2: .   Just 4 machines that looked like something out of a star wars episode[I think] and 2 had not working signs on them..  I screamed and Mandy did the smart thing and took off running.  Some tit in a tunic came up and asked "whats wrong",  I stated loudly,"Whats wrong?  There an't nobody here to take my money".  She said "These machines will do that sir".  I asked "Will they tell me a joke, tell me the time, tell me where to look for something else and I ain't got no idea how to use them and I ain't about to learn".  About this time the guy behind me unwisely said something and I turned and looked at him without taking a step or anything, he stepped backwards for some strange reason tripping over the pile from the woman behind him.  By this time a gink with a pasty appearance and a manager sticker on his out thrust chest showed up and got involved.  I finally yelled "You stupid #$$^)*&^?>^<%$%(+$#%@ jerks can't see whats happening here, the $#%@$#%??**&^%$&**^$#@%%^$# company that said they would create jobs has taken more away and you don't care".  I said "I ain't putting up with this shit", and threw all my stuff in a pile on the floor saying "Now you at least have something to do".  5 guys and a women came down the line and threw their stuff on the pile and left with me.  I ain't ever going in another as long as I can hold air :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:.
Title: Re: Take the big box stores
Post by: Silencer on September 08, 2009, 07:21:55 PM
They actually have a machine to replace a clerk/cashier ?    and I'm gonna start using your phrases... tit in a tunic and a Gink...   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Take the big box stores
Post by: FinsnFur on September 08, 2009, 07:29:29 PM
You started out by saying, you know you shouldnt go where there are people, but then you got pissed off cause there was no one there. :laf: :laf:
Title: Re: Take the big box stores
Post by: pitw on September 08, 2009, 07:40:42 PM
Quote from: FinsnFur on September 08, 2009, 07:29:29 PM
You started out by saying, you know you shouldnt go where there are people, but then you got pissed off cause there was no one there. :laf: :laf:

Your right I did at that  :laf:.  Heck I start getting pissed when I see more than three houses together. :iroll:  I tried living in a hamlet of 41 people once and lasted a matter of a month before they drove me out.
Title: Re: Take the big box stores
Post by: HaMeR on September 08, 2009, 08:00:29 PM
The damn wally world here has those. I also heard they were doing away with them.
Title: Re: Take the big box stores
Post by: KySongDog on September 08, 2009, 09:15:57 PM
Barry, underneath your calm cool exterior I detect a mostly faint but somewhat distinct slow simmering anger.    :biggrin:

I actually like using a self check out machine.   I don't have to talk to a moron who hates their job anyways and if I punch the damn thing's screen they can't get me for assault and battery.    :nono:
Title: Re: Take the big box stores
Post by: pitw on September 08, 2009, 09:33:44 PM
Semp I won't no how, no way use a machine like that.  I enjoy stupid, ignorant, impolite, funny and best of all big boobed cashiers.  The dang thing probably wouldn't take my crumpled up cash anyway.
Title: Re: Take the big box stores
Post by: alscalls on September 08, 2009, 09:49:16 PM
They have those at Lowes here and I refuse to use them and I NEVER will!!!
They tried to force me to one time by closing all the other registers and I put my stuff down on the floor and went to Carter lumber and bought my things.  :eyebrownod: :eyebrownod:

I also left some stuff at K mart once as the woman told me HAPPY HOLIDAYS..... :rolleye:  I said....."Who in the heck is HAPPY and what happened to Christ?........ its his birthday!"

And My daughter did not go to school today and the excuse reads of exactly why!

Obomarrhea
Title: Re: Take the big box stores
Post by: Silencer on September 08, 2009, 10:18:34 PM
I honestly have never seen one, I cant believe they'd go that far.  Even the wally world still has real cashiers and the older gentleman standing at the door greeting you.