Every year about this time I post a promotion of some kind, for a limited time, offering a cut rate for either webhosting or site design.
I'll still do that, but I wanted to kick it up a notch, and first offer a free website to someone out there that wants/needs one and never really had the funds to foot it.
I charge $250 dollars ( one time fee) to design/build a site for anyone, with anything...that I have the knowledge to build. With or without Ecommerce.
Domain names run around $9.00 per year
Hosting fees run anywhere from $9.95 /month to 19.95 /month based on the amount of web space you think you need.
Basically if you have no site building experience, your looking at approximately $268.00 dollars to get things going and launched.
I'm going to offer one free website, via a little contest, to those that might be in need or interested
- I'll build/design the site to your specs for no charge, on the package of your choice
- Domain name will be free for the entire life of your hosting account
- Hosting fees will be free for (1) year.
1 year from the date of your site going online, the hosting fees will start, $9.95 /month to 19.95 /month depending on the package you choose.
Interested?The Contest ....Tell us how many posts you think this whole forum will have on it by the end of the last day in this month, Sept.09Agian, the whole forum, not just the Tailgate.
`The current post count is posted in the upper right hand corner of your screen.
`The contest will run for one week starting right now. (Ending Sunday the 20th at 10:30 board time)
`Anyone interested needs to have their estimate posted in this forum by then.
`Contest is open to all FnF members.
`Member with the closest estimate, wins the contest.
Edited to add - Any post that gets edited after 10:30 pm, Sunday Sept. 20th will be disqualified.
111252 :innocentwhistle:
You already got two websites ya dummy :laf: :laf:
Thinking about another?
600 :biggrin:
Do you mean the site as a whole (Not to be cornfused for A-Hole), or do you mean just the taigate forum, and if so does that include or exclude the sub forum for the funnies? :innocentwhistle:
And where do you find these numbers again? :biggrin:
108329 Posts in 9622 Topics by 524 Members
Latest Member: X-COM
Todd :nono: Top right corner Of the page
Jim I am not playing in this one just trying to explain things to Todd :laf:
Tailgate forum numbers
28416 Posts in
2237 Topics
of which of these are these numbers from the FNF Humor sub forum
3631 Posts
990 Topics
the entire FNF Forum numbers as you pointed out.
108330 Posts in 9622 Topics by 524 Members
Latest Member: X-COM
Jims rules not mine.
The Contest ....Tell us how many posts you think this forum will have on it by the end of the last day in this month, Sept.09
Ya gotta do better then one of those Good Enough Diplomas to slip one by me. :innocentwhistle:
Damn now I need to raise my guess by one. :roflmao:
6 no wait 45 no no wait 957 oh no wait sorry thats in dog years grrrrrrrrrrr thanks Todd now I am to confused to even remeber what the question was ............................ oh yeah its for a pebwage no wait a webpage wait really a web page I dont need no web page so I will stick with 357 :innocentwhistle: :yoyo: :biggrin:
The whole place. Forum meaning finsandfur.net/forums
The Contest ....Tell us how many posts you think this forum will have on it by the end of the last day in this month, Sept.09
`The current post count is posted in the upper right hand corner of the forums.
`The contest will run for one week starting right now. (Ending Sunday the 20th at 10:30 board time)
`Anyone interested needs to have their estimate posted in this forum by then.
`Contest is open to all FnF members.
`Member with the closest estimate, wins the contest.
I added a rule to the original post in case people need to change their guess.
Edited to add - Any post that gets edited after 10:30 pm, Sunday Sept. 20th will be disqualified.
Ok Jim, I'll let my first bid ride. :biggrin:
110367
112500
When is HaMeR going on vacation? That would affect my guess by about 2,000.
Jerry
9-18-09 :sad:
How long are you going to be gone?
Til I get called back to work. :roflmao: :roflmao:
Quote from: HaMeR on September 14, 2009, 06:58:43 PM
Til I get called back to work. :roflmao: :roflmao:
and here i thought you were taking the 18th off to come down for Logans birthday party on the 19th would be on the 18th but hes got school :biggrin:
109,750 thats my final answer
108,935
That's only if Hamer is gone. If he sticks around it will be a good 500 to 600 higher. :laf:
Wow Jimbo! That is soooo cool. :bowingsmilie:
Now what to guess? :confused: :confused: :wo: :confused: :wo: :confused: :wo: :sick2:
By the time I read through to here so i could post, I forgot what I was gonna say. :doh2: :mad3: :mad3: :roflmao:
Just what I need. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: My own website when I can't even run this one :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
109478
109901 :shrug:
Jim, you are one way cool dude, and that's a fact. :congrats: :congrats: I gotta do some calculating quick. Let's see, some on vacation, some having trouble period. If a feller was to win the contest, could you make his new website "BITE ME" proof? :laf: :laf: No, that's not important, but if old Bop goes on one of those escalated BITE ME rampages, that count could really skyrocket. :laf: :eyebrownod:
What the hey, I'll guess 124,361
110388
110250
No more entries for this contest will be accepted. And the winner will be determined at the end of the month.
Quote from: pitw on September 15, 2009, 08:41:11 PM
Just what I need. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: My own website when I can't even run this one :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
109478
That's some funny stuff there, for sure!! :laf: :laf: :laf: :biggrin:
:madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd:
I messed up & didn't notice the 20th dead line. :mad3: :mad3:
I'm so fricken pissed! :argh:
Quote from: vvarmitr on September 21, 2009, 08:25:38 AM
:madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd: :madd:
I messed up & didn't notice the 20th dead line. :mad3: :mad3:
I'm so fricken pissed! :argh:
Off or on? :laf: :eyebrownod: :nono:
Both! :sad2:
I'm so torked at myself for missing my chance at a free website. :doh2:
Oh well, ain't the first time I've screwed up. :nono:
I do know what you mean. Seems like every day I do something dumber. I didn't know that marsupials could suffer from dementia. Maybe it is because I don't have much of my prehensile tail left.
They're coming to take me away ha ha, they're coming to take me away, hee hee, To the funny farm where life is beautiful and cold Bud light flows from the taps every day
:dance: :laugh2:
The posts blew by my number already !!! Musta been Al goin for Platinum !!
Sorry Vic......I was not trying I was just bored. :laf:
It's not the closest one without going over, it's simply the closest one, as mentioned.
I just wanted to pick at Al... :eyebrownod:
I'll go through the stats tomorrow, and the last post made before midnight tonight board time, will be the last post used for the official number. :wink:
Drum roll please :biggrin:
The last post was made by Possumal at 11:24 making the magic number 110260
So they win a Savage model 110 in 260Rem? :shrug: :eyebrow:
Looks like it goes to Semp. Only off by 10 :sneer:
Wow! :yahoo: That's great, I think. :wo: Now I gotta figure out what to do with it. I made the mistake of telling SWMBO that this contest was going on. :nono:
Thanks, Jim. I'll get back to ya. Is there a time limit on a response? :wo:
BTW, a pretty good guess, huh? Missed by only 10. :laugh2:
congrats, thats perty dern close right there !! :congrats:
:yoyo: Congrats Semp! :yoyo:
Well Al did go deer hunting one morning you know Semp. :wink:
:laf: :laf:
No there's no real time limit, but it'd be nice if it was put to use ...say within the next 6 months. :wink:
Quote from: HaMeR on October 01, 2009, 06:57:50 PM
Well Al did go deer hunting one morning you know Semp. :wink:
:laf: :laf:
:laf: :laf: Smart arse :laf: :laf:
Congrats Semp!! :highclap: :highclap: :highclap:
Congrats Semp! Now did you also buy your lottery ticket this week?
Jerry
Quote from: Hawks Feather on October 01, 2009, 08:27:15 PM
Congrats Semp! Now did you also buy your lottery ticket this week?
Jerry
:confused: only missed by 10 huh? :roflmao:
Congratulations Semp. :congrats: :congrats:
Pat
Well I think it was Rigged :laf:
Congrats Semp
:doh2: Congrats Semp!!
SEMPS CUSTOM {enter talent here} Endorsed by TRACK. :readthis: Todd Rahm Association of Call Kollectors.
:roflmao: :roflmao:
:dance: WTG Semp, Congrats! :dance:
Quote from: Semp on October 01, 2009, 05:21:40 PM
Now I gotta figure out what to do with it.
Kinda like winning a gift certificate from Victoria's Secret.
What the heck you gonna do? :shrug: You don't wear that kinda stuff. :nono:
Do ya? :wo:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Quote from: vvarmitr on October 02, 2009, 10:54:51 AM
:dance: WTG Semp, Congrats! :dance:
Quote from: Semp on October 01, 2009, 05:21:40 PM
Now I gotta figure out what to do with it.
Kinda like winning a gift certificate from Victoria's Secret.
What the heck you gonna do? :shrug: You don't wear that kinda stuff. :nono:
Do ya? :wo:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
And that is someting I really don't want to know :nofgr: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
QuoteDo ya? :wo:
NO I DON'T!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
QuoteQuote from: Bills Custom Calls on October 02, 2009, 02:52:30 AM
Well I think it was Rigged :laf:
I gots the right answer 'cause I iz smart. :eyebrow:
It was a simple formula really................
n=no of days left in the month
d=earth's rotation speed in the year 2109
A=no. of ruthless posts by Alscalls in any given 10 day period
Y=probability of HaMeR blathering (a number very close to 100%)
Z=vvarminter's IQ X the mass of the Sun
Therefore:
365 x (n/8)n(dn x ndn-1) x (n1) + 2 - (d2 xZ (2)d1) / (Y/1)n+1(dn-1 (n ô€€€ 1)dn+2) -Y x Z / A=
110250 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
:wo: I was ALMOST tempted to use the impolite smiley on ya Semp!! :nono: :nono:
:laf: :laf:
Quote from: Semp on October 02, 2009, 04:55:08 PM
Quote
Therefore:
365 x (n/8)n(dn x ndn-1) x (n1) + 2 - (d2 xZ (2)d1) / (Y/1)n+1(dn-1 (n ô€€€ 1)dn+2) -Y x Z / A= 110250
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
So what you are really saying is all this equals
LUCK :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
You got it, Bill! :eyebrownod:
I gots the right answer 'cause I iz smart. :eyebrow:
It was a simple formula really................
n=no of days left in the month
d=earth's rotation speed in the year 2109
A=no. of ruthless posts by Alscalls in any given 10 day period
Y=probability of HaMeR blathering (a number very close to 100%)
Z=vvarminter's IQ X the mass of the Sun
Therefore:
365 x (n/8)n(dn x ndn-1) x (n1) + 2 - (d2 xZ (2)d1) / (Y/1)n+1(dn-1 (n ô€€€ 1)dn+2) -Y x Z / A= 110250
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
[/quote]OK Semp you now owe me one new BS meter cause that LOAD just caused my old one to overload :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Congrats :biggrin: now you can start a web site dedicated to posting funny storys and pictures of Bopeye :yoyo: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Congradulations Semp. :highclap: :highclap:
Here's one for you Charles...
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Quote from: Semp on October 02, 2009, 04:55:08 PM
It was a simple formula really................
n=no of days left in the month
d=earth's rotation speed in the year 2109
A=no. of ruthless posts by Alscalls in any given 10 day period
Y=probability of HaMeR blathering (a number very close to 100%)
Z=vvarminter's IQ X the mass of the Sun
Therefore:
365 x (n/8)n(dn x ndn-1) x (n1) + 2 - (d2 xZ (2)d1) / (Y/1)n+1(dn-1 (n ô€€€ 1)dn+2) -Y x Z / A= 110250
WOW!!!!!! :shock2:
I gotta have do some ballistic calculations fer me. :eyebrow:
:laf: :laf: :laf: