Sea Power!

[nastygunz]

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/fox-friends-weekend/index.html#/v/4702431/tug-of-war-navy-vs-marines/?playlist_id=163197?test=faces

[FinsnFur]

That lady about made a mess of things didnt she 

[nastygunz]

She was probably rattled by all those navy men, who are historically known for being chick magnets 

[shaddragger]

She was probably rattled by all those navy men, who are historically known for being chick magnets 

That was a group of healthy fellas on BOTH sides!!

[nastygunz]

But babes like winners  ....one of the things I loved about the Navy/military is/was the tradition and history and spirit of competition like in the video. We used to compete all the time in different sports and such, lot of fun. When I was stationed in Charleston, SC every year we hade a huge iron man contest against the gyrenes which consisted of a run, benchpress and military press, obstacle course, shotput toss,et and then culminated in a football game, wild time and all out playing, good times.

[FinsnFur]

I heard that the Navy teams used in that video were highly decorated, and all had served a minimum of 10 years on duty, while the the Marines used were new sign ups, preparing for boot camp.

I'm just saying...is that how the Navy won? 

[KySongDog]

The Marine Corps is a department of the Navy.........the Men's department.   

Did ya notice all of those fat pork chop anchors hanging on the Navy's side of the rope?   The Marines are in MUCH better shape and therefor lighter.   I like to see the squids do a 20 mile force march.   

[nastygunz]

I was waiting for you to kick in Semp...

[nastygunz]

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were
discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright,
I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over
here!"
The private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?"
The general says, "See that man over there? Kill him!"
Without hesitating, the private kills the man.
The general says, "See? That man has balls!"
The marine general says, That's nothing. Private, get over here!"
The marine private reports, "Yes, sir?"
The marine general says, "See that man over there? Kill him and
then kill yourself."
Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows
away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.
The marine general says, "See? Now that man has balls!"
The admiral says, "That's nothing."
He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, "Hey, seaman, jump off
that tower!"
The seaman answers, "Excuse me, sir?"
The admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!"
The seaman replies, " **** you, sir!"
The admiral says, "See? That man has balls and he's got brains
too!"


Goooooooo Navy
 

[nastygunz]

Navy vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.
One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.

Just before take-off, a Navy sailor got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.

The Sailor kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Marine in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."
"No problem," said the Sailor, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, the Marine picked up the Sailors's shoe and spit in it. When the Sailor returned with the coke, the Marine in the middle seat said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the Sailor obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Marine picked up the sailor's other shoe and spit in it. The Sailor returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the short flight to Houston.

As the plane was landing, the Sailor slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" the Sailor asked.

"This fighting between our services? This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

[shaddragger]

  Good Stuff!!