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Started by straycat, August 13, 2009, 10:33:50 AM

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The PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead, although it can be quite effective at other implant sites. When precisely installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God. It comes in various sizes:


The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

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HaMeR

I would prefer they hand those out in the 180 class. It takes velocity & mass for those to properly work as intended.  :yoyo: :yoyo:
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