Harold Camping: World will end in October. For sure this time.....

[FOsteology]

As it turns out, Harold miscalculated by a few months. You see, the world is ending in October. If you ask me, I think the "math" 'ol Harold lives by is the $104,000,000 in assets and the $29,000,000 in donations his "church" received last year.....

Anyways, the Apocalypse was always supposed to be in October, so that appears to still be on schedule. The difference is what actually happened on May 21.

Through chatting with a friend over what he acknowledged was a very difficult weekend, it dawned on him that instead of the biblical Rapture in which the faithful would be swept up to the heavens, May 21 had instead been a "spiritual" Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ's judgment, he said.

The globe will be completely destroyed in five months, he said, when the Apocalypse comes. But because God's judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there's no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21.

So there ya go!

The good news is that the judgment day is already in the past, so we all pretty much have free reign to do whatever we want between now and October 21. 

[HaMeR]

   I'm gonna miss my birthday this year. 

[riverboss]

Well i guess im going to save some money this year on a anniversary gift for my wife this year, i might as well buy a new gun and enjoy it before i go any suggestions? Im sure that if he`s wrong again my wife will understand-won`t she!!

[shaddragger]

  Dangit! Missed my anniversary by two weeks!

[FinsnFur]

This guy is batting a thousand

[KySongDog]

Yep, the world ends in October.  Might as well send all your money to Harold since you won't need it any more.   

I think I'm going to spend my money on a 22 year old blonde with big tits, a few hundred Viagra pills and die before October. 

If the blonde doesn't kill me, I'm pretty sure my wife will.

[WldWldWest]

Yep, the world ends in October.  Might as well send all your money to Harold since you won't need it any more.   

I think I'm going to spend my money on a 22 year old blonde with big tits, a few hundred Viagra pills and die before October. 

If the blonde doesn't kill me, I'm pretty sure my wife will.

Have ya got enough for two of them

[KySongDog]

Have ya got enough for two of them

Now THAT is funny!   

[FOsteology]

Semp,

I like your plan. What a way to go! 

[THO Game Calls]

Here ya go Semp....



Fos, young guy like you shouldn't need any help......

[FinsnFur]

Work that till October and you'll feel like your dead, but what a way to go uh?

[riverboss]

I`d be dead buy the end of May but man what a way to go, wouldnt that be nice if those were what we had for heaters at LBL!!!

[FinsnFur]

I`d be dead buy the end of May but man what a way to go, wouldnt that be nice if those were what we had for heaters at LBL!!!

ROFLMAO
I'd pretend mine was broke and I needed another, so I'd have two.

[WldWldWest]

I`d be dead buy the end of May but man what a way to go, wouldnt that be nice if those were what we had for heaters at LBL!!!

That might be a little difficult but I can prolly get ya one of these for cheap!

[HaMeR]

    prick!!

[riverboss]

I`d probaly freeze to death then LOL

[HaMeR]

Yes you would rb!!!! 

[Crawdad]

Al, I would really like to know where you got that picture of my wife????

[FinsnFur]

Al, I would really like to know where you got that picture of my wife????

Robert, Robert 

[shaddragger]

  Oh no oh no no no!