What's with women?

[pitw]

  Why do they invite folk to come over for something and then make life miserable by cleaning, repairing and basically being a [female canine].
  What the [L] can a an do besides putting them outta their misery like we'd do for a sick cow?

[Hawks Feather]

Barry,

There is no way that I am going to touch that one, but if cathryn were still active on the board I am sure that she would.  I think the two of you would get along pretty good but she would not let a post like this pass without comments.  Here 'self description' was:  The Original "ANGRY WHOPPER"

Jerry

[bambam]

Women :  " The most fiendish instrument of torture devised by God to bedevil the days of man "  . George Clooney, Man of constant Sorrow .

[FinsnFur]

I read something the other day that described it Ohhhhh so perfectly.
It said said trying to figure out a woman is like trying to figure out what color the number seven smells like.

[pitw]

It's worse than I thought.   Went out and sprayed 1,000 acres today, got home to an empty nest, made myself supper and she came home and gave me [L] for eating the strawberry's.   I dang near told her to go take a hike until I remembered I'm the one who walks the perimeter of the ram pasture.

[FinsnFur]

The perimeter of the ram pasture uh? LOL
So you had Strawberrys for supper? I mean...thats what I'm getting form this.

[pitw]

Well you see there was this fresh cake, a pint of fresh cow cream and a bowl of strawberries, I was hungry, so I ate them.

[FinsnFur]

  innocent whistle

[pitw]

So today she was doing her leadership thing at the 4H achievement day with 58 kids, 63 1400 lb calves, 4 month old calves and 7 sheep.  I bought the second sheep and walked over to where she was sitting with a pile of paper up to her neck and said, "Hon I gotta go talk with a customer so look after our sheep:.  She was speechless.

[FinsnFur]

....and then you were looking for some supper again cause it didnt come from her?

[pitw]

well night before last we got an inch of rain so I decided to butcher the sheep yesterday. Wife had sent the sheep home with the original owner so I had to go get it.    Wife was not happy that I decided on this course of action so I spent a few hours mowing the lawn as well.  Boys and I butchered the sheep[took 25 minutes] and we will cut it up this AM.  Wife was almost liveable by 9pm when I had got home from delivering a second sheep to a welder buddy who she actually likes.  I decided to try the piece talk and asked if I could maybe have some sex?  She seemed agreeable but really came unglued when her answer was,"OK", and I then said, "Cool, I'll go see who I can find that is willing" . 
Today I'll only eat food I prepare.

[FinsnFur]

    ewww boyyee

[FinsnFur]

By the way....tell Mandy we said Happy Birthday

[pitw]

By the way....tell Mandy we said Happy Birthday

You just made the little momma grin like a cat with 3 mice.
Thanks.