I Didn't Know Bacon & Fish Went Together....

[FOsteology]

Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."

As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube.

From it press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon."

And just when you hoped America's bacon fad was dying out, the company is also releasing *Bacon Sunscreen.*

Why? According to the release, "Science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer."

[nailbender]

 Condoms? No.  Now that sunscreen doesn't sound bad.

[Bopeye]

My wife just rolled her eyes at the condom thing.........

Never did understand that gal. 

[CCP]

My wife just rolled her eyes at the condom thing.........

Never did understand that gal. 

Yeah but if they would have had those back when you were experimenting in Collage you wouldn't be with her now..

[FOsteology]

I'm diggin' the bacon bra.

[FinsnFur]

I think I'll just avoid all those products

[FOsteology]