Conversation Between an Islamic Terrorist and a Libtard/Progressive...

[FOsteology]

It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them.

Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.

It’s like a bad Monty Python sketch:

“We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it.”

“No you didn’t.”

“Wait, what? Yes we did…”

“No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”

“WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”

“No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”

“Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”

“Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”

“What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians â€" disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”

“Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”

“Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”

“No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”

“OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”

[FinsnFur]

Probably closer to the truth then we think

[Okanagan]

Way close to the truth.  Modern liberals don't seem to realize that they would be the first eliminated if their dream leaders came to power.  Was it Lenin or Stalin who called them "useful idiots"?

On somewhat of a tangent:  my wife's computer got a "ransom virus' in it a year ago.  Muslim terrorists hijack a computer and ask for a payment to return full use of it.   It is a major fund raiser for them says the FBI.  Gradually more and more functions stopped working and she would use my computer to see pics of grandkids, etc.  After six months it got so bad that we had our local computer guru come fix it, which he did fairly easily by wiping it clean, though he said that with the newer versions of this virus it is cheaper to pay the ransom than to remove it.

What amazed the computer guy was that my wife never noticed the ever more insistent ransom demand that would pop up in a box every time she used the computer!  She didn't know her computer was kidnapped, she just knew it didn't work right.  Somewhere in the Middle East there was a computer terrorist pulling his hair out in frustration that he could not get this woman's attention nor even get her to notice the ransom note! 

[FOsteology]

Ah, how clever the Obama/libtard plan is. They're going to annoy them into submission. It begs the question... Who's more dangerous, libtards or Radical Islamic jihadies?


The Radical Islamic Jihad mudlims are pathetic little 7th century sand monkeys who would be sitting outside mud huts grooming lice from each others beards if it weren't for Western civilization heaping trillions of dollars on them for what lies beneath feet in the sand.

Their ridiculous cult of a religion prevents them from assimilating into modern society so they lash out at those who believe differently than themselves. It's really pretty sad that innocents die at their hands. It's even more sad that Western civilization is now run by inept cowards who can't make intelligent decisions for fear of not being PC.

[Okanagan]

You sound like Churchill re Muslims!

I consider that good company, BTW.