Buckage.

[nastygunz]

Scrappers.

[FinsnFur]

We gonna get to see one of those dressed up in freezer paper?
By the way, you need to mow your lawn.

[nastygunz]

My lawn and my personal hygiene are free range    Gramps told me one day when he was checking out my mustache beard combo I don't know why you boys cultivate it on your face when you can grow it wild on your ass!.

[FinsnFur]

Gramps told me one day when he was checking out my mustache beard combo I don't know why you boys cultivate it on your face when you can grow it wild on your ass!.

Because it needs sunshine to photosynthesis     

[nastygunz]

Gramps always hid a bottle of blackberry brandy out in the woodshed from Gram and would give us boys a nip and swear us to secrecy.