Wounded!

[nastygunz]

"So first thing this morning I hop into the ford ready to do battle, I mean work for the company, my fly rod which is 9 feet long is poking over the front seat, so I hop in and feel a sting in my ear, look in the rear view mirror and have hooked my ear on the fish hook on the end of the pole....

....after a few seconds of reflection to plan my escape, I tugged gently, nope, she's a-holding on...wiggle the hook, no escape, finally I took the old military mantra and put it into effect, " A wrong action is better than no action at all"... and popped the hook out of my ear, along with a chunk of Me, and drove into work holding a hunting glove to my ear to staunch the blood flow...now I kinda know how the fish feels!..."