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Title: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: cathryn on July 04, 2009, 08:19:36 AM
Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage


Warren, Ohio (July 3) - It was a squirrely situation.
Wayne Mackey, a Warren, Ohio police detective, has seen a lot during his years on the force, but nothing prepared him for what happened a few weeks ago, when he was interviewing a witness on a recent murder case.
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At one point in the interview, the woman, wearing a skimpy tank top, leaned over and out of her bosom crept a baby squirrel that was nestled in the woman's cleavage. The woman, seemingly unphased, gently put the small creature back inside her shirt and continued talking to the detective. 

The shocked detective said that he was at a loss for words. "The squirrel seemed quite happy," Mackey said.

It is not clear if the squirrel is the woman's pet or even why she decided to bring with her for the interview.

The two are not expected to be called to testify during the trial.


"The squirrel seemed quite happy," Mackey said.  ya think?? LOL   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: Todd Rahm on July 04, 2009, 08:30:19 AM
Uh......not to point this out, but.................the key word in the above post is......... Ohio


Jerry, Bill and fellas........................there seems to be a pattern forming here?  :wo:  :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on July 04, 2009, 08:39:50 AM
I seen this on the news

The woman mustof been sporting 44 dd
as for a pattern forming I really think this woman migrated from WVa  :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: Todd Rahm on July 04, 2009, 08:44:25 AM
Couple a weeks ago it was a fella in a female swim suit, whom appeared to hide his squirrel somewhere else  :innocentwhistle: now this, whats next?  :sneer:
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on July 04, 2009, 08:47:15 AM
Hold my Beer and watch this  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: pitw on July 04, 2009, 08:48:36 AM
I fail to see the problem here.
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: alscalls on July 04, 2009, 05:58:53 PM
I love Cleavage..One of my favorite things.. :shrug: :eyebrownod:
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: Silencer on July 05, 2009, 08:09:37 AM
Quote"The squirrel seemed quite happy," Mackey said.

I'd be happy and content as well... :biggrin:
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: pitw on July 05, 2009, 08:22:58 AM
Quote from: Silencer on July 05, 2009, 08:09:37 AM
Quote"The squirrel seemed quite happy," Mackey said.

I'd be happy and content as well... :biggrin:

I hear you there :yoyo:
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: FinsnFur on July 05, 2009, 09:17:12 AM
It wasn't Chris was it Bill? :innocentwhistle:
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: Hawks Feather on July 05, 2009, 09:20:33 AM
Todd, in Ohio we see nothing wrong with a squirrel in a woman's top.  It keeps them warm and very happy.  Now it is a different matter if it is a man and the squirrel is in his shorts.  They just go nuts!

Jerry
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: FinsnFur on July 05, 2009, 09:28:44 AM
They go nuts he says  :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Title: Re: Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage
Post by: Bills Custom Calls on July 05, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
No Jim it wasn't Chris  :nono: