Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage

cathryn · July 04, 2009, 08:19:36 AM

Woman Stashes Squirrel in Cleavage

Warren, Ohio (July 3) - It was a squirrely situation.
Wayne Mackey, a Warren, Ohio police detective, has seen a lot during his years on the force, but nothing prepared him for what happened a few weeks ago, when he was interviewing a witness on a recent murder case.
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At one point in the interview, the woman, wearing a skimpy tank top, leaned over and out of her bosom crept a baby squirrel that was nestled in the woman's cleavage. The woman, seemingly unphased, gently put the small creature back inside her shirt and continued talking to the detective.

The shocked detective said that he was at a loss for words. "The squirrel seemed quite happy," Mackey said.

It is not clear if the squirrel is the woman's pet or even why she decided to bring with her for the interview.

The two are not expected to be called to testify during the trial.

"The squirrel seemed quite happy," Mackey said. ya think?? LOL

Todd Rahm · July 04, 2009, 08:30:19 AM

Uh......not to point this out, but.................the key word in the above post is......... Ohio?

Jerry, Bill and fellas........................there seems to be a pattern forming here?

Bills Custom Calls · July 04, 2009, 08:39:50 AM

I seen this on the news

The woman mustof been sporting 44 dd
as for a pattern forming I really think this woman migrated from WVa :roflmao: :roflmao:

Todd Rahm · July 04, 2009, 08:44:25 AM

Couple a weeks ago it was a fella in a female swim suit, whom appeared to hide his squirrel somewhere else

now this, whats next?

Bills Custom Calls · July 04, 2009, 08:47:15 AM

Hold my Beer and watch this :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

pitw · July 04, 2009, 08:48:36 AM

I fail to see the problem here.

alscalls · July 04, 2009, 05:58:53 PM

I love Cleavage..One of my favorite things..

Silencer · July 05, 2009, 08:09:37 AM

Quote"The squirrel seemed quite happy," Mackey said.

I'd be happy and content as well...

pitw · July 05, 2009, 08:22:58 AM

Quote from: Silencer on July 05, 2009, 08:09:37 AM
Quote"The squirrel seemed quite happy," Mackey said.

I'd be happy and content as well...

I hear you there

FinsnFur · July 05, 2009, 09:17:12 AM

It wasn't Chris was it Bill?

Hawks Feather · July 05, 2009, 09:20:33 AM

Todd, in Ohio we see nothing wrong with a squirrel in a woman's top. It keeps them warm and very happy. Now it is a different matter if it is a man and the squirrel is in his shorts. They just go nuts!

Jerry

FinsnFur · July 05, 2009, 09:28:44 AM

They go nuts he says :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Bills Custom Calls · July 05, 2009, 10:49:26 AM

No Jim it wasn't Chris