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Started by nastygunz, October 17, 2009, 06:40:50 PM

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nastygunz

Well heres what happened...me being a man...I went out for a manly day afield on a cold sunny Saturday...she being a female, being a quiet and a peaceful day...decided to take a nappy....which she did...woke up and felt something hard and sharp poking her back.... :innocentwhistle:....at first thought I had come back and was in stealth mode.... :biggrin:....as it was a familiar size and shape.... :wink:...but then ascertained it was not me but a .270 round... :yoyo:...I being a man denied any knowledge of how it got there..in reality I like to count my ammo when I am ready to go to sleep...kind of like a leprechaun with his gold...must have lost a round somewhere... :wo:...I am now under an ammo ban from SHE....time to hit the field again... :eyebrow:

cathryn

all you gots a the size of a .270 round??? damn.no wonder shed rather take a nap  :biggrin:  :roflmao:

Tikaani

That was kind of how I took the whole situation when I reaad it.   :laf:

John
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msmith

Mike

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weedwalker

It's a good thing you didn't take the .22 out today. :innocentwhistle:

Roundman

Quote from: cathryn on October 17, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
all you gots a the size of a .270 round??? damn.no wonder shed rather take a nap  :biggrin:  :roflmao:

:roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

golfertrout


alscalls

I would have guessed .....rimfire...... :innocentwhistle:        :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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KySongDog

That's waaayyyy more info than I need!     :roflmao:   :roflmao:

nastygunz

Quote from: cathryn on October 17, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
all you gots a the size of a .270 round??? damn.no wonder shed rather take a nap  :biggrin:  :roflmao:

Its got a good flat trajectory though !!! :eyebrow:...and its not the size of the round, its how you use it...kinda like coyote hunting with the .17 HMR.......its not as big as the .223.....but it gets the job done.....sometimes...... :innocentwhistle:

bushmaster

I'm more of the big bore type.  Ethics go out the window when your huntin beaver with a belted magnum :laf:
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Whats the diameter of a 270 round? About 9/16's of an inch. LMAO!
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5 SHOTS

.270? wow that nasty fella is lucky.  :innocentwhistle:
sometimes I wonder....is that getting closer..... then it hits me

I had a personal conflict the other day, now I'm not speaking to myself.... I'm getting lonesome

I met the girl of my dreams, I was the man of her dreams too.....she used the term "nightmares" though.

nastygunz

I use jacketed hollow points too so theres always a big explosion on impact  :wink: :yoyo:

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cathryn

Quote from: bushmaster on October 17, 2009, 11:05:34 PM
I'm more of the big bore type. :laf:

umm........you married?  :innocentwhistle:  :roflmao: :roflmao:

sorry, couldnt resist  :biggrin:



bushmaster

yeah, lock stock and barrel. :iroll:

Collecting dust and building rust since the baby. :noway:
"Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it." -PSALM 34--14

Integrity of character and clarity of thought are vital to quality of life.

nastygunz

Just noticed this on Cathryns avatar:

The Original "ANGRY WHOPPER"


:roflmao:

cathryn


nastygunz

Need I bring up the tortoise and the hare ? :wink: