BBQ Vuud Telk

[Swedish_Chef]

I thuooght I vuoold stert a threed regerdeeng vhet types ooff vuud tu use-a fur smukeeng, greelling, und ber-b-qooeooeeng.


Mesqooeete-a, strungest smuke-a, boot veell boorn zee huttest, next cumes Heeckury. Bork bork bork! Beffure-a yuoo sey mesqooeete-a is nut zee strungest smuke-a, nute-a thet mesqooeete-a boorns zee huttest, mure-a fure-a = less smuke-a, su mesqooeete-a mey smuke-a less, boot thet is oonly becoose-a it boorns hut, boot vhet smuke-a is prudooced is fery strung. Thet is vhy mesqooeete-a is guud fur steeks, it boorns hut, boot must impurtuntly, becoose-a it is oofer oopee fleme-a, zeere-a is leettle-a smuke-a, su veet leettle-a smuke-a, yuoo need strung smuke-a, thet is mesqooeete-a.

Vhee smukeeng veet mesqooeete-a, und tu a lesser ixtent heeckury, yuoo du hefe-a tu vurry ebuoot oofer smukeeng becoose-a zee smuke-a is su strung, thees is meeenly oon puooltry und feesh.

Su smukeeng breesket, mesqooeete-a is best imu. Vhy? 1) it is herd tu oofer smuke-a a breesket, und 2) mesqooeete-a boorns zee huttest, su joost mure-a inergy fur zee boock. Breesket is reelly herd tu scroo up oon a smuker. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

Pecun is ebsulootely my fefureete-a vuud!! JMO, zee best ell-eruoond vuud, mooch meelder thun mesqooeete-a und heeckury, herd tu oofer smuke-a, zee best fur cheeckee, und ixcellent veet purk, und I ifee use-a fur steeks oofer oopee fure-a. I joost leeke-a zee pecun smuke-a flefur es vell. Boot iff I’m dueeng steeks oofer oopee fure-a oor breesket in a smuker, I gu veet mesqooeete-a iff geefee a chueece-a, boot pecun veell getter dune-a es vell.

Epple-a/Cheery vuud ere-a yuoor must meeld vuud, must sooeeted fur feesh, boot elsu guud fur purk. Thees vuud is joost keenda ixpenseefe-a und herd tu feend, boot I recently smuked a selmun veet cherry vuud und it ves neece-a.

I’m soore-a muny mey nut egree-a veet vhet I pusted, lets here-a vhet yuoo theenk! Ve-a nefer hed a guud debete-a in zee cuukeeng furoom.

[bigben]

eh thunk yuoo fur zee help oon zee pruper vuud fur smukeeng meet. Um de hur de hur de hur. I joost sterted smukeeng meet und hefe-a dune-a sume-a hem und sume-a purk und sume-a speed beeff. Hefe-a yuoo ifer heerd ooff useeng grepefeene-a beffure-a? 

[Todd Rahm]

I theenk BeegBee is smukeeng sumetheeng ilse-a oozeer zeen meet, tu be-a veereeng thet het. Um de hur de hur de hur.  :roflmao:

[bigben]

It ves a free-a het und it feets my beeg heed. Bork bork bork! yuoo knoo us beeg felles hefe-a prublems veet getteeng hets thet feet. Um de hur de hur de hur.

[Swedish_Chef]

Yuoo ere-a must velcume-a, und nu I hefe-a nut. Um de hur de hur de hur.